What’s a Ship Doing in My TARDIS?

by Cute Gallifreyan

[Spoilers Last of the Time Lords][One Shot] The Doctor's first few actions after the Titanic comes crashing through his TARDIS.

A/N: I don't know why I chose this particular scene. I guess I am just in a really corny mood. That and I had to fill in those first few moments after the ships comes crashing through the TARDIS. Hope you like. Please R/R

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What's a Ship Doing in My TARDIS?

HONNNNNK……

The Doctor was thrown to the floor of his TARDIS. He was relaxing, taking a breather as it were. It had been a traumatic not so 365 days. Debris went everywhere and he picked up a lifebelt and looked it over and read, Titanic.

"What?"

He looked up and saw the bow of a ship protruding into his TARDIS.

"What?" he said again, flabbergasted at the sight. He took a breath, "What's a ship doing in my TARDIS? I demand that it be removed at once. Do you hear me?"

He moved toward it and kicked at it angrily. All he got for his efforts was a sore foot and his mild cursing concerning the fact that he had hurt his foot. He commented, "I don't know how you got here but you do not belong on MY ship."

The ship did not budge despite the Doctor's angry protests and the Doctor sighed, so much for a relaxing break….