Yeah, got these two stories from notawordsmith. They are part of the Secret Santa Challenge and I enjoy them very much, so I thought you might do so as well. Merry Christmas, everyone!
I saw six fists come flailing in
I saw six fists come flailing in,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
I saw six fists come flailing in,
On Christmas day in the morning.
And what brought in these fists of six?
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
Three turtles in, a bit of a fix.
On Christmas day in the morning.
They were fighting for the last piece of pie
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
The one who got it was gunna die
On Christmas day in the morning.
Whilst they were fighting, up popped a head,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
He nicked the pie and away he fled,
On Christmas day in the morning.
The three found out, and gave great chase
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
The orange one, picked up the pace
On Christmas day in the morning.
Then Mikey, he was swiftly caught
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
And then the four, they fought and fought
On Christmas day in the morning.
Whilst they fought Splinter ate the pie
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
The turtles screamed out, "Why O why?
On Christmas day in the morning.
Because you boys, you wouldn 't share
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
And get mad at me? You wouldn't dare.
On Christmas day in the morning.
So let us all rejoice again
'On Christmas day, on Christmas day
The brothers are now again best of friends
On Christmas day in the morning.
Second one. Enjoy. :)
Leo got run over by a reindeer
Leo got run over by a reindeer.
Walking from a Clan fight, Christmas Eve.
Now you may say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for Raph and Mikey, they believe.
He'd been drinking too much saki
And we begged him not to go
But all we got was a Leo lecture
As stumbled out the lair into the snow.
When we found him Christmas morning.
At the scene of his attack.
There were hoofprints in his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks in his back
Leo got run over by a reindeer.
Walking from a Clan fight, Christmas Eve.
Now you may say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for Raph and Mikey, they believe.
Now we're all real proud of Splinter,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching stories,
Drinking saki and looking pretty swell.
It's not Christmas without Leo.
All the turtle's are dressed in black.
And they just can't help but wonder,
Should they open up his gifts? Or send them back?
Leo got run over by a reindeer.
Walking from a Clan fight, Christmas Eve.
Now you may say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for Raph and Mikey, they believe.
Now the pudding's on the table.
But the mood it is quite dead,
The blue and silver candles,
Matched the mask that Leo wore around his head.
Mikey warned April and Casey.
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never give a licence,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Leo got run over by a reindeer.
Walking from a Clan fight, Christmas Eve
Now you may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Raph and Mikey, they believe.
