All That For A Car?
By Koneko Yuy
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't care.
Author's Notes: There's a rather funny story behind this.... See, we're learning about satire now in English and we were reading this satire about car salesmen. According to that, the simplist way to get the price of a car was to pull out a gun, aim it at the salesperson and say, "Tell me the price of this car or I will kill you." Needless to say, poor me burst out laughing at the sudden mental image of the premise of this fic. ^~ Poor me, huh?
------------------
Heero glared at the person in front of him. His patience was wearing thin. It could only go so far....
-------------------
Duo glanced over at his boyfriend. Heero really didn't look happy......
-------------------
Finally, Heero pulled his gun out and aimed it at the person. "Just tell me the price of omae o korosu!"
To his profound relief, the salesperson left.
"Bravo, Heero, but was that really necessary?" Duo asked.
"Hn?" Heero's blue eyes flicked toward him.
"You threatened someone!" Duo threw his hands up, exsaparated. "It wasn't even *ME* you threatened! I feel jealous now!"
Heero snorted softly. "Hn. So?"
Duo blinked at him. "....all that for a car, Hee-baby?"
"Hn." Heero shrugged.
Duo sighed. "Sometimes I wonder why I love you, Hee-baby....."
-------------------
The End
--------------------
Ko: Yay?
Narehendu: ..... *hangs head*
Narmacil: Oooooooo.......
By Koneko Yuy
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't care.
Author's Notes: There's a rather funny story behind this.... See, we're learning about satire now in English and we were reading this satire about car salesmen. According to that, the simplist way to get the price of a car was to pull out a gun, aim it at the salesperson and say, "Tell me the price of this car or I will kill you." Needless to say, poor me burst out laughing at the sudden mental image of the premise of this fic. ^~ Poor me, huh?
------------------
Heero glared at the person in front of him. His patience was wearing thin. It could only go so far....
-------------------
Duo glanced over at his boyfriend. Heero really didn't look happy......
-------------------
Finally, Heero pulled his gun out and aimed it at the person. "Just tell me the price of omae o korosu!"
To his profound relief, the salesperson left.
"Bravo, Heero, but was that really necessary?" Duo asked.
"Hn?" Heero's blue eyes flicked toward him.
"You threatened someone!" Duo threw his hands up, exsaparated. "It wasn't even *ME* you threatened! I feel jealous now!"
Heero snorted softly. "Hn. So?"
Duo blinked at him. "....all that for a car, Hee-baby?"
"Hn." Heero shrugged.
Duo sighed. "Sometimes I wonder why I love you, Hee-baby....."
-------------------
The End
--------------------
Ko: Yay?
Narehendu: ..... *hangs head*
Narmacil: Oooooooo.......