I saw a post/picture a while ago. It was where the 4 all switch bodies because of a storm that glitched them all up. I just suddenly got the urge to write this, and if you were the one who posted that stuff, I thank you. so enjoy!
"C'mon, Stinkbrain! Hammertime and Sarge are waiting for us!" Vanellope yelled back to her closest friend, Ralph. The bad-guy-turned-good smirked as he watched the nine-year-old girl glitch across the station. After tinkering with the code a bit, Felix had made it so she could enter and leave her game as she wished. Something she was very grateful for. She glitched once again and was about to call out to ralph again when she bumped into something. Or Someone.
"Whoa there, little missy." Felix said as he helped the fallen Vanellope back up. "Better watch where you're goin' next time."
"Yeah, cavity. I don't need you tiring out my husband before I get to have my fun with him for the night." Calhoun said as she smirked at Vanellope's disgusted look and Felix's blush. She scooped Felix up and put him on her shoulder as Ralph caught up with the rest of them.
"Where to today, Wreck-It?" Calhoun asked the giant of a man.
"According to our schedule it's of to Fix-It Felix, Jr. for the day." He answered her. He was still a little uneasy of his best friend's fiancee. He could still feel the soreness from when she last hit him. It might of been playful, but she sure could pack the punch.
"Well, what are we waiting for?" Vanellope asked as she glitched up onto Ralph's shoulder. She pointed a finger in the direction of the game. "Carry the president to the game, peasant."
"You still don't understand this whole 'president' thing, do ya kid?" Ralph sighed but continued on all the same. Felix tried, and failed, to stifle his giggle. Those two were just like brother and sister. He smiled down at his wife as they continued on to his game. He didn't miss her "look". It was their secret code that only they knew what it meant. If they gave each other that look, you better believe they already have plans for the night. He couldn't help the honeyglows that lit his face as he looked away.
"Hey, guys-" Felix said as they were starting to approach his game, but was interuptted by a loud rumbling sound. They all looked around for the source of the sound, but could find none.
"Woah, Ralphie." Vanellope stated. "Are you hungry or what?"
"Hey! Don't blame that on me, kid. It wasn't me!" Ralph said offended.
"Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I gotcha, buddy." Vanellope giggled as she watched Ralph get irriatated. This was just too easy.
"Stop it you two." Calhoun interuptted before any real arguement could start. "Let's just get to the game, and get this day over and done with."
Ralph and Vanellope quickly shut up in fear of getting another Calhoun punishment. If they were lucky, Felix would step in and coax her into letting them go. Currently, though, the handyman seemed distracted by his wife's hand on his leg than anything else. Chances were he wouldn't be able to save them this time. They went over to Ralph's house that was made just for all of them to fit in.
"Sorry about the mess." Ralph said as he pushed a few bricks out of the way. "A few off the bricks have been coming loose."
Felix instantly stood up on his wife's armored shoulder. He pulled out his hammer, and held it up in a heroic way.
"That's alright. I can fix it!" He said. He jumped up and was about to hit his hammer against the roof of the house when a loud crach was heard and everything went black.
"Aaah!" Felix yelled at the sudden disappearance of his target and let out a painful groan when he connected with the ceiling instead. Vanellope let out a squeal and blue coding was seen throughout the entire house.
"Calm down, kid." Ralph said starting to panic.
"Felix! Are you alright?!" Calhoun said worriedly.
"Just fine, sugar plum." Felix got out as he tried to feel his way around.
"Am I the only one that feels that?" Vanellope squeaked out.
"Ouch!" All four of them said at the same time as they felt a course of electricity knock them all off their feet and on their rumps. The lights then came on, and Ralph rubbed his head.
"Jiminy Jaminy..." He muttered.
