A bunch of little one-shot's in one chappy! Mostly humor... it's completely PWP. Please review... Oh and it's AU.
Disclaimer: snorts If I owned this, do you think I would be typing this? It belongs to Takahashi-sama... of course...
Annoying Shippou on bus
A little kid named Shippou walks into a city bus and sits right behind the bus driver Inuyasha and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." Inuyasha starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."
Shippou goes on with several animals until the Inuyasha gets angry and yells at Shippou, "What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!"
Shippou happily smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
I like your thinking
Kagome asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Roku. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
Kagome replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Roku says, "Now, I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
Kagome, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring, but I like your thinking." A smirking Miroku replied.
Tight skirt, Bus stop
One day, at a bus stop Sango was wearing skin-tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way, thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed Sango was, the man standing behind her put is hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. Sango turned around and furiously said, "How dare you touch my body that way, You damn hentai!"
Shocked(Yea, right), Miroku innocently says, "Well, My dearest after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were more than friends…"
"MIROKU!!!"
Well I hope you all like it! My friends came up with it and gave it to me to write. Don't know where they got it from and I don't care cause it was really funny!
Doei allemaal! (that means 'bye everyone' in dutch )