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1. This is a joint effect between myself and Mythicalnightguard who has written this chapter

2. We are just fans who got an idea of this fanfiction. We own nothing except any OCs that appear in the story and the plot.

Thanks for reading :)

"Finally," Kahmunrah muttered, standing with his arms crossed as the portal widened. He'd joined an online Evil Villain Club, and was expecting the arrival of someone he'd met online a few weeks earlier by the name of Vector_the_Great, and was waiting impatiently for him to arrive. After loosing Capone, Ivan, and Napoleon, he was going in the market for a new sidekick, and according to the guys profile, he was supposed to be a vicious, ruthless evil mastermind, with a cool name to along with him. He was not expecting who he met.

Out of the portal, in a rather clumsy manner, jumped a short, slightly plump young man in a ridiculous orange suit, wearing a pair of rather nerdy glasses. He clumsily jumped too his feet, and ran to a nearby ice mirror. Kahmunrah had many in his underworld dwelling. A whoop of delight echoed around as the young man stared at his reflection.

"Man! I look so good unanimated!" He said we said with a snotry laugh.

Kahmunrah refrained from saying anything rude to the guy as he wondered who this fool might be. Just as he thought this the man turned around, and smiled, walking towards him and extending his hand in a greeting. Kahmunrah didn't return the gesture. "Who are you?" He asked, a not so friendly tone to his voice.

"I, am Vector! The greatest villain from the animated world!" Said the man, in an overly excited tone. "And you must be Underworld Pharaoh."

"I, am Kahmunrah. I am the great king of the great kings, he who makes the crocodile tremble in fear, the leopard afraid of his own spots, and the lion very cowardly." Kahmunrah replied.

"What?" The man asked, obviously confused.

Kahmunrah sighed, and realized you can't believe everything you see online. "I am an Egyptian pharaoh, and the rightful owner of the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. And you...Vector...are to be my assistant."

A smile appeared on Vector's face. "Yeah alright! I've always wanted to work for an evil boss."

"Wait," Kahmunrah said confused. "I thought you were an evil mastermind?"

"What, me? On, no. I mean, I was, but failed later, stuck on the moon, somehow had WiFi and a working phone, zapped by your portal...yeah."

With a sigh, Kahmunrah finally finished the meet and greet with one, simple question. "Quick question. Why are you wearing pajamas?"

"And why are you in a dress?" Vector retorted, crossing his arms.

Kahmunrah sighed. "Fair enough. Come on. We've got some kidnapping to do."