IM conversations
Bella: Hiya Edward
Edward: Hello Bella, can I come sneak on you tonite?
Bella: Huh?
Edward: Bella?
Bella: Who's Bella?
Edward: Urmm you?
Bella: It's CHARLIE! and what's this about you sneaking in to see my daughter?
Edward: Oh urm well you see Chief..
Bella: I knew I should of got Bella grounded MONTHS AGO!
Edward: Please can you urmm not ?
Bella: Your not telling me what to do you big stinking wally!
Edward: I know I am Chief, which is why I'm leaving your daughter?
Bella: Wait..what? Edward - it's mee Bella.
Edward: I'm not falling for that again Cheif Swan! Tell Bella goodbye!
Bella: Edward CULLEN! Yoiu big stinking vampire get back here now!
Edward: Bella?
Bella: Yes! Its me! I'm gunna come over there with a cross and holy water ina minute! :#(
Edward: Bella calme down, i was joking on your father...
Bella; Go away Edward, I'll just go down to La Push and make love to someone who DOES love me! *sniff
Edward: What? Bella wait..!
Bella has signed out
Charlie has sighed on
Charlie: I knew she hated you Cullen! Take that! Haha!
Edward has signed out
Charlie: Aww crap.