This is a Funny series which i got the ideas' from HxH drama CD...I thought of sharing my jokes. This is a plain ORANGE [Orange means there is just 'something' but not really] This is NOT a Lemon, This is a FANSERVICE, for fangirls!

Hope you enjoy laughing.

Disclaimer belongs to : sensei

Hunter x Hunter : Comedy of Orange!

Orange 1 : IN THE HOTSPRING~!

Characters IN

Gon,Killua,Kurapika,Leorio and Hisoka who wasn't supposed to be there xD

Kurapika: *shocks* W-When did we got on a Hotspring INN?!

Gon: HOTSPRING? 8D

Leorio: ahaha! HotSpring perfect for relax!

Killua: *whispers* who cares…

Gon: Killua what is Hotspring?

Killua: What?! You don't know what Hotspring is? Impossible! You suppose to know that since you live near forest and mountain!

Gon: How do I say… I never saw Hotspring before, but I did heard that word before…UGH…

Leorio: you will know when we got in!

Kurapika: nuuuuu….*whispering at the back*

[Inside the Hotspring]

Hisoka: Welcome~ ^_^

All: H-HISOKA!?

Killua: what are you doin here?! Don't tell me-Stalke-r

Leorio: why the hell are you here?!

Hisoka: relax I won't do anything dangerous FOR today.

Killua: for today…

Gon: So why are you here Hisoka? :D

Hisoka: *giggles* Fu~Fu~ your so cute my Gon. Im here to relax so relax as you do too….*smiles*

Killua: c-creepy.

Leorio: nevermind….

Kurapika: *trembling* s-showing infront of others b-body..Hotspring is-showing o-other *etc etc*

[ Inside the bath "HotSpring" ]

Leorio: *goes inside the water* ahh~ Paradise~ Paradise~

Gon: Ohhhhh-! So this is what hotspring is! Its like the Lagoon in our forest! :3

Killua: well that's HOT-SPRING YOU KNOW! =_=

Gon: eh?! Really? Then Hotspring is…?!

Killua: you don't know English of it aren't you…? =-=

Gon: Eh? 8D

Hisoka: ahh~ Indeed it's the best when all mens' taking a bath right?

Leorio: you've said it-WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Gon&Killua: EKK! *goes far away from Hisoka as possible*

Hisoka: Why are you guys so far away from me? Come near here. Anyway ive already told you, Im here to Relax so no need to be afraid.

Killua: I don't trust your words you stalker freak!

Gon: eto… ^^"

*realizes something*

Gon: Come to think of it where is Kurapika?

All: HUH?-

Kurapika: *hiding behind the door* [staring~~~~~] Jiiiiiiiii T_T

Gon: ^^" K-Kurapika…?

Leorio: Hey Kurapika! Your just over there~ Why not come join in? Its paradise you know ^_^

Kurapika: I REFUSE!

Leorio: eh? O_o" HUH? Why?

Hisoka: I just notice why are you being afraid entering the bath? How cute~ fufu

Kurapika: *shivers* W-why would I get in with people- I-I don't know? T_T"

Leorio: WHAT ARE YOU Talking about?! =_= Arent we friends for long? Why would you get embarrass this sudden!?

Kurapika: t-that's-

Killua: Leave Him ALONE.

Gon: ? :D

Hisoka: Oh come on~ *giggles*

Leorio: come on Kurapika were both males and were friends aren't we?

Kurapika: Friends?- Why would I show my n-n-n-naked body infront of you guys? T_T *jiiiii*

Gon: Ano, Kurapika? ^^"

Killua: JUST LEAVE HIM BE.

Leorio: HEY! WAIT WHERE YOU GOIN?!

Kurapika: I wont take a bath! Farawell~! *runs*

Leorio: whats' his problem? Geez…

Hisoka: he is just a weird of a kind ^^

All: THE ONE WHO TALKS!

[ And so after 5 minutes passed~]

Kurapika: *opens the door* Jiiiiii [ stares to the whole place]

GREAT. There's no one around~ *smiles and acts lovely*

Finally! I could go the hotspring! :D

*enters the bath*

Kurapika: ahh~~ paradise, paradise-

*notice a bubble from the bath*

Ah-

Hisoka: *APPEARS!*

Kurapika: *scared stiff* AH! H-HISOKA?!

Hisoka: Yo~

Kurapika: *hides with the towel* W-WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!

Hisoka: what else? Waiting for you to come in ^_^

Kurapika: H-HUH?!

Hisoka: anyway, don't be afraid come here ^^ *holds Kurapika's both shoulders*

Kurapika: *struggles* NUUU!

Hisoka: Oh Come on, were both males so don't be so stubborn~

Kurapika: But I don't want to- S-Stop-!

Leorio: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE-!

Kurapika&Hisoka: O_O?!

Leorio: Hisoka… *angry*

Hisoka: oh my~

Kurapika: Leo..rio…*teary eyes*

Leorio: *eyes widen* HISOKA! What did you do to Kurapika?! His crying!

Kurapika: I didn't cried! *wipes tears*

Hisoka: I didn't do anything wrong, I just want to go near him that's all.

Leorio: as I thought something weird! When we got out the bath you suddenly vanish!

*throws an object to Hisoka*

Hisoka: *got hit* oh my-*collapse*

Leorio: *gets Hisoka* anyway! Come here you clown!

Kurapika: w-w-wait a minute, L-Leorio….- I-

Leorio: its alright, I understand, your just really that of a shy guy, no worries… *leaves*

Kurapika: *face blushing hard* AGH-~~ *collapse from embarrassment*

[Outside the bath]

Kurapika: [ was making a tea, and stirring with a smiling depressed face ]

Indeed, the MOONLIGHT is just so beautiful~

*repeatedly, STIRRING THE TEA.*

Indeed, the MOONLIGHT IS REALLY JUST BEAUTIFUL *eyes were sparkling blank*

Gon: *stares to the mumbling Kurapika over the terrace.* ahh…

Leorio: Whats wrong Gon? Where you staring at?

Gon: Im just wondering, what Kurapika doin over there drinking tea and um, he is mumbling something over and over….

Leorio: *pats Gon's shoulder* That's only, the way people are being depressed….

Gon: huh? 8D

Kurapika: *sips the tea* Indeed. The MOONLIGHT is really just this beautiful *one tear falls*

[ his innocence….was….tainted LMAO]

[ Inside the Room ]

Killua: AHH! PING PONG :D

Gon: Ping-pong? 8D

Leorio: alright! Lets play!

Killua: you got it!

*and so the both played*

Killua: thunder-Drive! *throws*

Leorio: Leorio super shield! *throws*

Killua: Not for long! Driver Shooter! *throws*

Leorio: CRAP-! *was hit on the face and collapses*

Gon: L-LEORIO! *cries* Hang in there Leorio!

Kurapika: [ Note: He is just in the corner, being emo with his repeated words saying,

[["I wont ever gonna take a bath again" ]] *over and over*

Gon: Kurapika? ^^" err- L-LEORIO! HANG IN THERE!

Killua: we not even get started he already loose~ pff~

Hisoka: Then I'll play with you ^^ *has already ping pong*

Gon: why are you here again hisoka-

Killua: that is if you can defeat me~

Hisoka: Lets see~ ^^

*and so the both played*

Killua: *pants* hehh~ I never expected that you could catch up on me…*sweats*

Hisoka: that's my line fufu~ this is getting great, why not lets end it. *shows 3 ping-pong*

Killua: you've said it! *shows 3 ping pong*

Gon: ( I-IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?! O_O" )

Hisoka: *here I go! *attacks*

Killua: CRAP!-SHIT- *cant reach the ball* BUT I CAN! *reaches the ball but*

Hisoka: I wont let you! *throws the ball again!*

Killua: AH!-

Gon: *was going to get hit*

Killua: NO! GOOON! *jumps to protect Gon and pushes him on the floor*

Leorio: *wakes up* uh? *AND HE GOT HIT WITH THE BALL*

*CRASH!*

Illumi: *shows from the ceiling* Using NEN is forbid *hides again*

Hisoka: crap~ fu fu ^^"

(( coughs, coughs ))

Killua: are you alright Gon?

Gon: Yeah, I think so… *realizes* L-LEORIO!

Leorio: *dead like xD *

Gon: leorio! *goes to him* Hey are you alright?!

Leorio: what happen? *was awake*

Gon: what? You don't remember anything?

Killua: Did the Ping Pong ball, had erased your memory?

Kurapika: *got kurapika's attention*

Leorio: yeah, but what I remember Kurapika was having teary eyes and-

Kurapika: *grabs Leorio suddenly* HEY LEORIO~ LETS PLAY PING-PONG OKAY? ^_^ *dark smile*

Leorio: W-WHAT?! O_O W-WHY WOULD WE?!

Kurapika: So that we could make you forget EVERYTHING.

Leorio: AS IF I WOULD LET THAT!

Kurapika: No complain! *gets him to play*

[ * and so as the both played* ]

Kurapika: I didn't expect for you to get this far…

Leorio: that's my line! Now your ping-pong handle is broken, im the winner!

Kurapika: Not for long… *shows the slipper*

Leorio: OxO eh?"

Kurapika: Its time to finish you.

Leorio: HEY WAIT! THAT'S NOT ON THE RULES! THAT'S CHEATING! For hitting the ball by that!

Kurapika: *smiles* Don't worry, this slipper wont hit the ball….

Leorio: then what could it be?

Kurapika: That is…*goes throw* YOURE FACE!

Leorio: UWAAH!

*CRASH!*

Inn Mangaer: *lectures them all* WHAT THE HECK YOU HAVE DONE TO THIS ROOM?! *blah blah blah*

Killua: tch~

Gon: why did I got scold too? *cries*

Leorio: my face…..my face!

Kurapika: serves you right.

Leorio: GRR! *glares to Kurapika*

Hisoka: fu~fu~ ^^

[ And so Night comes ]

*Everyone was sleeping except Leorio*

Leorio: geez, such a tiring day…. Uh-?

*stares to everyone's face*

[ Killua's face : sweating and face like hungry or irritated. ]

[ Gon's face: was getting lost ]

[ Hisoka's face : giggling along in a creepy way. ]

[Kurapika's face: was like having a nightmare. XD ]

Leorio: wait why the heck Hisoka is here? ==" Anyway all of them looks so tried…

Killua: *talks* argh~~~argh~ I hate you, grr~~ im hungry.

Gon: where am…~~? *was sleeping too*

Hisoka: one card…two cards…hehehehehe~~~

Kurapika: s-s-SPIDERS~~! *having nightmare*

Leorio: *looks to Kurapika* He is indeed tried, what kind of dream is he having anyway? ==.

*looks to the clock*

Leorio: time to sleep I guesss…. Goodnight Listeners~ *handsome face act*

THE END

I Must repeat , this idea of mine came just becoz i heard the drama CD, if your going to think its like your reading a drama CD translation :D

Hope you did enjoy, and review i guess ^^