Author's Note: Wow, it's been a while. So, I was bored and this just popped into my head. Basically, it's just a letter of sorts to Draco-bashers that I just had to write. Don't take any of this seriously. And please don't get offended. Despite what I say in here, I love Harry. So please review and tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter related. I don't even have any of the books. That reminds me, I need to go book shopping soon.
Dear Anti-Draco HP Fans,
It has come to my attention that quite a few of you muggle fans of a certain "Harry Potter" series have become, what I like to call, Draco-haters. Or genius-haters, awesome-haters… They're all synonyms, really. While there are not nearly as many Draco-haters as there are Pro-Dracos (or to me, sensible-muggles-with-enough-brains-to-fawn-over-me-instead-of-Potty), there's still much more than I would like.
What I can't seem to understand is how can you dislike me, and yet praise Potter like some god? It's not like I started this little rivalry between us and his little troop Gryffindorks. If you recall, I offered him my friendship and he refused. I tried being nice and he decides to act all prissy like I kicked his puppy right before his eyes, or something like that.
Which I didn't, by the way. Kick his puppy, that is. I'm not even sure he has a puppy.
Besides, we all know that Rowling was going to name the books, "The Spectacular Draco Malfoy: Prince of Slytherins" at first. No doubt Potter blackmailed her into making the story about himself- that glory hog.
And people call him a saviour? Poor Joanne never getting the chance to publish the real story.
I can assure you, it's much better than what you have read.
Anyway, so in return for all of this undeserved hatred aimed at me from all of you Potter-lovers, I've written a little poem for you to enjoy.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You don't like me?
Well, don't worry.
I hate you, too.
You may whine and criticize all that I've done,
At least I can say I died having fun.
So you can go ahead and try to make me look bad,
But if your goal is to offend me,
You just might go mad.
Continue to hate me like Potter's good little tool,
I just want you to know…
The feeling is mutual.
With all my hate (and trust me, that's a lot),
Draco Malfoy
AN: review please! I would really like to know what you think. Oh, and... Please don't hate me for this.