WEEEEEEEELLLL...this is goin to be in between crackish and slightly normal...hhmmmm let's call it a cromal fic.- Giggles- haha i made a funny.
Disclaimer- I DO NOT OWN NARUTO.
It was a gorgeus day in Konohoa,the birds were chirping,the sun was shining,Sakura got a letter from itachi...wait,WTF!?
And ABNU had delivered it a few minutes ago...
FLASHBACK! (audience-YAY!)
'Knock,knock.' Sakura walked grumpily over to the door,"Who in their right minds would be waking me up in the morning." she muttered under her breath.
When she opened the the door she found an ANBU officer standing in her doorway with a white envelope.Her eyes widened as the ANBU spoke,"Miss Haruno Sakura?" He asked harshly,'How rude' she thought as she replied,"Yes" He handed her the white envelope," Here." She took the letter then said a quick,"Thanks." before slamming the door into the ANBU's face.
END FLASHBACK (audience-awwww...)
She turned the letter over to look at the return address.It read,"Uchicha Itachi,195 Akatsuki St."(ha) She gasped.Then she VERY carefuly opened it,then threw it on the ground. But,instead of exploding,a small peice of paper slipped out. This is what it read,
"Dear
Haruno Sakura,
This letter is meant
for sasuke (A.K.A my foolish little brother) i just...
A.forgot my
own old address. Sakura sweatdroped at this
B.assumed that
sasuke has moved.
or C.Just enjoy Sasuke's torchure,so i request
that you read the other letter in here,then wave it in front of his
face."
"Hhmmm.." She thought,"I"m so going with C" She tucked the little white peice of paper back into the envelope,then pulled out the the other letter.
She read the first paragraph then,put the letter down,"Oohh...i can tell this will be good Better make some coffe"
After she got a cup of coffe,she read starting reading again...
5 minutes later...
"BWAHAHAHA!!!" she was rolling on the floor laughing.
She got up,got ready then walked out the door with the letter in her hand,"It's Sasuke-torchure time."
Wanna see what the letter said? find out in the next chapter!!
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