Kunzite woke up with a huge smile on his face. Nega-sunlight poured in through his castle window, and the Nega-breeze gently ruffled his hair. He looked lovingly over at Zoisite, who still lay asleep on the other side of the bed, before quietly climbing out and onto his feet. He tip-toed out of the room, and upon shutting the door, he made a mad dash towards the kitchen. Nothing about this day could be more perfect, he thought to himself. For he had something of the utmost importance to look forward to: the leftover Chinese food from last night. He had eagerly awaited this moment since the minute they had arrived in the Chinese restaurant, and at last, he could indulge in the delectable leftovers. As he neared the kitchen, he practically skipped over to the refridgerator. He swung the door open, nearly breaking it off its hinges, and pulled out a carton. Jumping with joy, he began to empty the leftover white rice onto a paper plate. But nothing came out. A look of horror appeared on his face, and after a minute of preparing for the worst, he forced himself to peer into the container. The scream that followed woke the entire Negaverse. "WHO ATE ALL MY LEFTOVERS?!"
At once, he gathered his fellow Shitennou in his thrown room. He hadn't exactly warned them that he would be teleporting them there, so they all looked up in shock at their new surroundings.
Jadeite looked down and his face turned bright red. He was still in his underwear! Noticing this, and wanting to see no more, Kunzite used magic to warp him up a uniform. Jadeite breathed a sigh of relief.
Nephrite muttered something like "What the hell?" He was exceedingly hung over, and the last thing he wanted to do was deal with whatever insignificant thing Kunzite had gathered them there for. He warped up dark shades for himself so that he could secretly shut his eyes and attempt to resume sleeping.
"Men," began Kunzite, voice stern with the utmost seriousness.
"Hi Kunzy!" Zoisite called out to him waving.
"Hey Zoi!" he called back, before resuming his professional demeanor. "It has come to my attention that there has been an act of treason amongst our own Dark Kingdom!"
Jadeite and Zoisite gasped. Nephrite snored quietly.
"An act of betrayal so treacherous, so treasonous, that we cannot trust a living being around us until the perpetrator has been discovered and prosecuted for this heinous act. Until we can find who is responsible for this, our every waking breath must be dedicated to bringing about this much needed justice. The very essence of our society will be irreplaceably corrupted if this traitor is not brought to light!"
"What has this horrible person done?" asked Jadeite, his voice laced with fear. He couldn't even begin to imagine what malicious deed had been done to rile Kunzite to this extent.
Kunzite looked down, barely able to put this hideous act into words. "They... they..." Zoisite gave him a look of compassion and reassurance, nodding for him to go on. He took a deep breath. "THEY ATE ALL MY LEFTOVER CHINESE FOOD!"
The volume with which Kunzite yelled this suddenly woke Nephrite up from his standing nap. Having not heard anything that had been said prior to this, and still in somewhat of a drunken stupor, he began chuckling. "Oh, those were your leftovers? I thought they were Zoisite's. My bad."
Kunzite's eyes grew wide with shock and a deep feeling of betrayal. "YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED TO THE MOST SEVERE EXTENT OF THE NEGALAW!"
Nephrite was confused. "Huh? They were just leftovers. They were pretty stale, actually. I only took a few bites before throwing them away."
"THROWING THEM AWAY?! YOU SHALL PERISH SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!"
"Woah, what?" Nephrite began to look worried. He figured his concern was unwarranted, though. Kunzite couldn't possibly do anything serious to him over some bad leftovers.
"I will send you to the chaotic world of multiple dimensions!" Kunzite shouted, creating a portal below Nephrite. He tried to run, but the portal was growing bigger.
"Did I say I ate those leftovers? What I meant to say was that JADEITE-" but it was too late. He got sucked in by the portal, and fell chaotically through spacetime.
"WoooOOOOoooOOO!" laughed Zoisite. "Good riddance!"
Suddenly, Jadeite got sucked in as well. "WAAAAaaaAAA!" he screamed, as he too fell through time and space.
"Way to kill two birds with one portal!" applauded Zoisite. The hole continued to grow, and it began pulling in some of their furniture. "Come on Kunzy, close that up before it messes up our castle!"
Kunzite looked distraught. "I'm trying..."
"Ahahaha, but you should have seen the looks on Jed and Neph's faces as they got pulled in there! It's quite entertaining when bad things happen to those who deserve- WAaaaaAAAaaAA!" screamed Zoisite, getting sucked into the void as well.
"Zoisite!" Kunzite called out in shock. He grabbed Zoisite's hand as he fell, attempting to pull him back up, but it only caused Kunzite to be pulled in as well. The world spun around them, and his vision began to go black.
All four Shitennou awoke side by side with a thud. Their eyes scanned their surroundings, and they gasped.
"Where... where are we?" Jadeite asked.
"I don't know," Kunzite responded.
They were on a long pathway, with water on both sides. At the end of the pathway there was a magnificent palace, topped by a crescent moon symbol.
"This place is giving me bad vibes," Nephrite commented. "How about you warp us back to the Negaverse before anything bad happens?"
Kunzite scowled at him. "I'll warp the other two back, but not you. You must face the consequences of your thoughtless actions." With that, he grabbed Zoisite, and then reluctantly, Jadeite, and pulled them back into the chaotic world of multiple dimensions.
They fell for hours, or at least it felt like it, anyway. When they came to, they were in some sort of jungle.
"This doesn't look like the Negaverse to me..." Jadeite began.
"Of course it's not! This is going to take multiple attempts before we end up back in the Negaverse. Hence the term, 'chaotic.'" Kunzite explained.
Zoisite screamed suddenly. They were being charged by a T-Rex!
"KUNZAITO-SAMA!" he cried. "WARP US AWAY! QUICK!"
He didn't have to ask twice. The next place they appeared in was the middle of some large field. They heard a low rumbling, but it was growing in intensity. Then, they spotted two giant armies on either side of the field. And they were right in the middle of where they were about to fight! Kunzite warped them away before they got impaled by arrows.
The next time, they appeared hovering. They looked down below them, to see AN ERUPTING VOLCANO. They quickly warped again, almost dropping Jadeite in the process.
Before they could catch their breath, they appeared in the sky, right in front a giant plane heading their way! "NO NO NO NO-" Jadeite yelled in terror, barely getting teleported before being run over again.
Kunzite continued warping them to different dimensions as quickly as he could, but their luck was only getting worse. After having passed through the pointy object dimension, the giant cheese grater and lemon juice dimension, the dimension of bath water that was just slightly not hot enough to be comfortable, and the dimension of 10,000 volts, they appeared back next to Nephrite.
"NO MORE!" begged Jadeite and Zoisite.
"Well, well, well," began Nephrite, accusingly. "Looks like my loyal friends came back for me after all."
"Ha, no," said Kunzite. "We ended up back here by accident. It appears I don't have as much control over the multiple dimensions as I had formerly thought. It wouldn't be practical to continue hopping dimensions randomly as we just were, we might get killed."
"You almost dropped me in a volcano!" yelled Jadeite.
"I will need to learn how to pinpoint the exact dimension we want before trying it again. This may take some time, so we will have to make due wherever we currently are until then."
"Ha, you all got what you deserved for abandoning me," Nephrite said, laughing harshly. He shoveled some rice into his mouth.
"Where did you get that?" Kunzite demanded.
"Oh, the leftover salesman came by while you guys were gone. I would have got some for you, but I didn't think you'd be returning so soon!"
Kunzite fumed at him.
"So you're saying we're stuck here?" Jadeite questioned.
"I'm afraid so," Kunzite responded.
"Well, this is just great!" shouted Nephrite in frustration. "You've really done it this time, Kunzite!"
"Yeah," Jadeite joined in. "Way to go! NOT!"
"Hey, lay off him!" Zoisite interjected. "This is all Nephrite's fault. If he hadn't robbed Kunzaito-sama of his rightful leftovers, none of this would have happened!"
"I agree!" Kunzite added. "Besides, you all should be grateful that we didn't end up in a worse predicament. I've screwed up worse than this before. One time I even gave the Sailor Scouts back their memories!"
But the other three weren't listening. They had spotted a group of five girls approaching them from the other end of the pathway. Could it be? Their eyes all widened as they wondered if they were about to be assaulted by the one thing they thought they would be safe from in this dimension.
"It's the Sailor Scouts!" they all cried out in unison.