Mayor Goatari sat at her computer googling images of Jambette. She leaned forward and began to drool in pleasure as the ugly frog's face made google a terrible place. Slowly, she moved the little cursor to the word 'video' and clicked. An image of Jambette's butt appeared and the description read '10 hours of meh sexeh asssssssssss'.
Now who the hell would want to watch that bullshit? Mayor Goatari of course. The red-headed weeaboo of Rosa and sole subscriber of Jambette's stupid youtube channel.
ANYWAY, she clicked the thumbnail. BUT YOUTUBE WAS BUFFERING!
"SHIT!" she said as she banged the table. "NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR JAMBETTE'S SEXY BUTT!"
Annoyed at the buffering screen, she looked up at the corkboard above her. Right in the middle there was a picture of that ugly Jambette. Goatari felt the drool coming back.
"Aww yeah." she relaxed a little. "Sooooo sexeh."
She relaxed some more.
She drooled all over her dress.
She fell off her chair.
The video started playing.
Jambette twerked for her
The door opened.
"G? I knew you would be in here." her neighbour said with a loving smile. "How are-" he saw Jambette's butt and his face went white. "you- erk!" he coughed and fainted.
Hearing the commotion, Goatari paused the video and turned to see her beloved neighbour Phil lying on the floor and twitching. She shook her head at the giant bird and sighed.
"I guess he can't handle Jambette's sexiness. Typical Senpai."
Goatari dragged him to her computer.