Serrenedy: "Ah…a one-shot. Aren't I great?"

Masaya: "You're the author?" insert shocked expression here

Serrenedy: "Yup. And, unfortunately for you, I'm a Masaya H8R." wicked laff

Masaya: "Wait, then who do you like?'

(Kish appears out of thin air again) (How cliché)

Serrenedy: "Hiiiiii, Kishu…." begins annoying-as-hell giggling behind hand

Masaya: "That's just bittersweet."

Kish, temptingly: "Who wants a sugar rush?"

Masaya: "Don't you dare, you know I have to baby-sit this crazy one!"

Kish: ignores Masaya and gives authoress sugar rush anywayz.

Authoress: jumps around like i-dot. (That's how my cousin spelled idiot. Because...she's an idiot.)

Authoress/Serrenedy: "Do the disclaimer, stupid one!"

Masaya: "She's talking to you, Kish."

Kish: "But didn't she say was a Masaya H8R?"

Authoress/Serrenedy: "Yes, I did, Kishy Wishy! Now Masaya, idiot, do the dmn disclaimer! Before I kill you…er, faster. Before I kill you faster!"

Masaya: "sigh Serrenedy does NOT own Tokyo Mew Mew or any thing correlating to Tokyo Mew Mew, (thank gawd) with the exception of her original characters, Lydia/Serrenedy/etc, and personal changes MADE to the mews. Like, gawd, are you happy now? I was, like, dying!"

Kish: "You sound sooo gay."

Serrenedy: "That's because he is."

Masaya: "No I'm not."

Serrenedy: types randomness into keyboard "Now you are."

Masaya: "Ouch. Like, dmn."

Serrenedy: "Hmm, you're right. The guys don't deserve you like Ichigo does. Let's make you a lesbo."

Masaya: "But I'm not a girl."

Serrenedy: types randomness into keyboard: "Now you are."

Masaya: "ouch. Like….double dmn." looks down at body and starts crying.

Kish laffs head off as Ichigo stares in horror.

Kish: "Does this mean I get Ichigo?"

Serrenedy/Authoress: "Of course, Kishy Wishy!" pinches cheek

Okay, that is the end of the disclaimer. By the way…that, and the story, is being typed by Authoress's friend upstairs. That is me. Caroji. (-)

Heheh, I like cats.

Oh my gawd. looks at print preview we wrote w hole page with just the friggin disclaimer! Dang! We got quite carried away…

"Ichigo," Serrenedy started.

"What?"

"Why do you like that Masaya guy so much? I mean, anyone can tell Kish likes you. And he's cuter."

Ichigo huffed. "If you think he's so cute, why don't you go grab him? Two, Masaya is perfect."

She noticed Serrenedy gag at the sound of the word, "perfect."

"Uh, Ichi?" said Serrenedy. "Look at these." She indicated her wrists, which had dark red bruises on them from previously wearing her bracelets. Ichigo cringed as she remembered.

Flashback!

Serrenedy, walking down the street. Talking to Ichigo.

"Yeah, but don't…"

At the word don't, pink sparkles flew around her, bringing her to her knees. Electrocuting her.

"Do not--! Do not--!" she screeched, and the electrocution stopped. She got up slowly, gasping, and stood up straight. She sighed and fell slightly into a slump. She was electrocuted again.
Ichigo gasped. "Why'd that happen?"

Serrenedy sighed. "If I'm not absolutely perfect…" She held up her wrists, displaying two bracelets hanging from them, bigger than the others, closer to her skin. She lifted her pants slightly to show two more shackle-like bracelets. Suppose they were anklets, being that they were around her ankles. Then she pulled her collar down slightly, unveiling a huge silver necklace that looked so tight that it was choking her.

"This…is my punishment. Punishment for being imperfect. Electrocution. Suffocation. Every time I act imperfect, these get tighter. And I get shocked every time." She sighed, and then smiled. "But this is about you, Ichi!" Her perky attitude returned.

"You see why I can't really stand the word perfect? But I guess you can't expect to after seeing what I have been through. But you can't be perfect without consequences. Think about Kyle."

Ichigo sighed as she thought about Serrenedy's ex. He'd been the reason that Atlantis sunk. He had gotten close to Serrenedy to steal from the Royal treasury. Then he'd gone behind her back and married---well, tried to marry---Serrenedy's older sister. Serrenedy had been heartbroken over him…Guess it was a bad idea. To have a kingdom in the middle of the ocean and break the heart of someone who controlled water. He and his people drowned. So did Serrenedy's sister. Simultaneously Lydia, Serrenedy's friend, and also owner of the "perfect" boyfriend, burned down Bombay. (I can't really remember the name of the actual island that burned, but the name is quite close.—Caroji)

Kyle and Dylan both died that day from cheating on the princesses. And they had promised each other that they would never let each other fall for the so-called perfect guy, because he had to be planning something; especially since Courtney gave the not-so perfect guy a chance and ended up totally happy. Ichigo decided Serrenedy had a point.

Maybe perfect wasn't always best. She had even lost count of how many times Serrenedy had tried to set her up with Kishu. For her cough own good cough.

"Hey!" Serrenedy shouted. "Don't you remember I have a thought radio? I can hear all your dirty little thoughts!"

"I don't think like that!"

"Just kidding. But it is for your own good."

Ichigo sighed.

"But did he, like honestly, like tell you?"

Ichi groaned again. Yet another failed attempt to get her to like Kish. She heard, "Drama Queen" by Lindsay Lohan, playing in the distance. That's got to be Serrenedy, she thought.

"THOUGHT RADIO!" shouted Serrenedy again, invading Ichi's thoughts once again. The cat girl snapped to attention. Don't think anything. Don't think anything, she thought repetitively. That shouldn't be too hard. I mean, there's barely anything in that head of your anyway. laugh

Ichigo hit her head. "Serrenedy, get out of there!"

The physical Serrenedy laughed beside her. Ichigo huffed. She had no idea why she had come to this sleepover in the first place. She had already known what that had meant, Serrenedy sugar-high with music blaring in the background and trying to talk Ichigo into going out with Kish before she was forced to do something drastic. Ichigo shivered. Last time she had done something drastic, was when she had a knife poised over Masaya's heart. She would have killed him, but there were two good reasons not to: One, Ichigo had given Kish the kiss that had started the knife-incident in the first place, and Two, Dak (pronounced; dark) (the guy Serrenedy liked, but wouldn't let herself fall in love because of Kyle) had said that he didn't like fighting; so Serrenedy had coughaccidentallycough sprained her ankle. Strange, seeing as she could heal in a second.

Correct, Serrenedy said, butting into her thoughts. You wouldn't want that to happen again. I might, but—

Get outta there! Ichigo yelled.

Serrenedy taunted, you can't make me. Nya nya nya!

Ichigo glared at the Serrenedy sitting right next to her.

"You didn't answer my question yet."

"Huh?" Ichigo was caught off guard.

"Has he really, like, actually, truly like said, like he actually like, likes you?"

"Huh?"

"DOES HE LIKE YOU?"

"Yes."

"Did he say it?"

"Well, not really. Not in so many words."

"So home-bro ain't said notin yet?"

"How," asked Ichigo, "do you turn from British accent and princess like stature to straight up ghetto in a mater of seconds?"

"Huh?" Now Serrenedy was the confused one.

"Whatever could that mean?"

Back to the British accent.

Ichigo simply stared for a couple of seconds and groaned. "No. He hasn't said it. Dang it shut up. It's midnight, go to sleep, gawd dammit!"

Serrenedy, shocked by the sudden transition from exasperated to cursing, said, "In case you don't remember, I don't need to sleep."

"Sleep anyway," Ichigo said bluntly.

"Okay," Serrenedy said, and fell backwards into a deep slumber.

Just. Like. That.

Ichigo stared in shock before declaring, "She's wee-urd." Then she fell asleep herself.