How Jorgen Von Strangle And Duke Nukem Are The Same And Different

Fairies or aliens

Two things that don't even exist

Does it really even matter though

Since we're protecting the earth and fairy world from all kinds of stuff

Day in day out wish after wish bang of any gun one two three

So what if things get a little wild out of control

We like it like that since we're the boss around here

And it will be a major boost to our ego

The only thing that keeps us in check is women and a certain tooth fairy