Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto, or LoL
Chapter One
It all begins now
Normally the bustling community that is Konoha, would have suffered some form of prank at the hands of Uzumaki Naruto by now. But most of the villagers, while glad to have not encountered the blond so far were on edge. An unseen Naruto usually meant a large-scale prank on them, like with how he had managed to deface the Hokage monument with graffiti without anyone the wiser until its completion! A few of the villagers had a valid reason to be on edge. To bad the blond ninja-to-be was doing something no one thought of him being capable of doing.
He was within the walls of his apartment, thinking.
Naruto was never one to sit and think on things, he was more of a done by the seat of his pants person. Besides, thinking made his head hurt sometimes!
But the reason for the blonds slight change of pace was what sat in front of him. A small, yet very old looking scroll lay on the floor before him. The unlabeled scroll sat there in front of him, almost mocking him in a way. Naruto just sighed as he glared at the parchment. "What am I gonna do with you..."
Flashback
Covered in dirt our favorite blond lay there in the grass panting. The forbidden scroll lay partially opened beside him, and a face-splitting grin plastered on Naruto's face. "I did it... I actually did it!" With a small strain the boy sat up as his gaze fell upon the scroll. "Take that ya stupid exam! These clones are way more better then the ones they wanted me to make at the academy." Naruto never let the grin fall off of his face as he scanned the area for the man that made this make-up test possible. "Huh, Mizuki-sensei isn't here yet... Lets see if there isn't anything else cool in this scroll for me to learn!" His hands grabbed the scroll, unrolling it further as he chuckled. "Mizuki-sensei said I only had to learn one jutsu to pass, wonder how good it'll be if I know two!"
He stopped chuckling as what he saw next on the scroll wasn't a jutsu, but a storage seal. Naruto just stared for a moment, slightly dejected at the seal. "Eh? No super-awesome jutsu? Just a dumb storage seal?" But then his imagination worked into overdrive, almost laughing maniacally even. "Maybe it's a super-weapon or something!" With new-found vigor he pumped chakra into the seal, and with a puff of smoke revealing a smaller and older scroll. Naruto sat there for almost a minute, the disappointment taking its time to catch up with his mind. "WHAT! What a rip! Just some stupid scroll..." A rustling in the bushes brought him out of his stupor. Without even thinking the blond rolled up the forbidden scroll and pocketed the other one. But who emerged made him stare in puzzlement.
"Iruka-sensei?"
Flashback end
After that everything else was almost writing on the wall. Mizuki's betrayal and revelation of his jinchūriki status, to Iruka giving the blond his head-band. Iruka told him he would have a few days before the team assignment, giving him plenty of time to rest up and prepare for his future as a ninja of Konoha. But in the meantime he had to decide on what to do with the scroll in front of him.
'I could give it back to Ojiji, but he might get mad at me!' He thought with a shudder. 'Heck, he might even take away my head-band for this! I should just ditch it somewhere...' He nodded to himself at the simple idea. 'Yeah I could just throw it away and forget about it, and deny everything! Blame that bastard Mizuki for it too, and get him in more trouble!' But one final glance at the scroll had cemented the blonds curiosity. He wanted to know what was in it, bad. 'Or I open it and find out whats inside...' A smile spread on his face as he came up with a master plan. "If it's awesome I'll keep it if not I throw it away and blame Mizuki-teme!"
No one could say that the blonds plans were ever orthodox, or even really plans at all.
With these thoughts Naruto carefully began unraveling the old parchment. What he found made him only more curious of the scrolls contents. "A bunch of names, signed in blood? What kinda creepy scroll is this..." As the blond continued on there were many names on the scroll, quite a few he could not even understand. The only thing the names had in common were that they all were old and faded. Naruto had almost given up until near the bottom of the scroll there was enough space left for one more signature. But more importantly in Naruto's mind there were instructions, instructions for a jutsu! "Lets see here... Kuchiyose no Jutsu... Summoning? Huh, I wonder what it summons..." The instructions for the jutsu were simple, even to Naruto. Sign the contract in blood, do the hand seals with a bit of blood and pump as much chakra into it as possible. It was with glee that he signed the contract. Naruto's mind going a mile a minute over the prospect of what he'd be able to do with this. "Heheh... Maybe I'll summon something awesome like a dragon, or something else awesome! Or I could end up summoning rocks... Nah, who'd be stupid to make a contract that summons rocks!"
He then spent an hour practicing the hand seals. He then cleared a large area for his first official attempt that the jutsu. "Better not put too much into it... don't wanna summon something huge and wreck the place..." It was with a grin that Naruto nicked his thumb for the blood, and sped through the seals. And with a cry he slammed his hand on too the floor.
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!"
Naruto had definitely not expected the sudden surge of smoke from the jutsu. Backing off from the cloud he awaited the smoke to clear, hopefully unveiling whatever his contract summoned. However when the smoke did clear, what he saw made him pause for a moment. It was a girl that was shorter then he was, easily under his chin at least. What had made Naruto pause was the fact that the girl was blue, of all colors! Her hair easily white as cotton and large yellow eyes. On her head was a pair of goggles that reminded him of his very own. Her clothes looked like modified combat armor with a few black orbs attached to her belt, they looked like the cherry bombs he used in some of his pranks but much stronger. And in her hands was a large, hollow metal tube of sorts. And it was pointed right at his face. She did not look happy at all, but that did not stop him from feeling ecstatic from his first successful summon.
"All right... Who are you, where am I, and why are you grinning like a mad-man?"
'Man, if it wasn't for the fact that she sounded serious, and was also pointing something that could be potentially lethal at my head she'd be kinda cute...' He thought for a moment, the slight red tinge on his cheeks not going unnoticed by the short blue girl.
She got closer to him, the edge of what was probably a weapon almost touching his face. "Answer me dammit!"
Naruto raised his hands as a sign of surrender. "Okay okay! Just... Lower whatever that is?" The girl held it there for a moment, before lowering her weapon with a sigh. "Now as for who I am, I'm Uzumaki Naruto! Future Hokage of Konoha, and you better remember that dattebayo!" The girl just looked at him funny from his statement. "As for where you are, you're currently in the best ninja village ever! Welcome to Konohagakure-no-sato!" The grin on his face never fell, even with the annoyed glare from the girl in front of him. "And as for why I'm smiling? That's easy! It's because I successfully summoned you!"
The girls shocked look went unnoticed by the blond, his joy so overwhelming he had broke out into a little dance. But what had made him pause was the sudden clang of her weapon hitting the floor. "Summon... You're a... You're a summoner?" Naruto just looked at the blue girl like as if she had grown a second head.
"Well of course I summoned you! Do ya see anyone else around?" He would have spoke more if not for the face that the girl in front of him had now. She looked just like he did when Iruka had took his ramen away, and that was just criminal! "Oi, whats wrong?"
She looked up and stared him in the eyes as she spoke. "You're... You're just gonna make me fight in the league aren't you..."
If Naruto wasn't confused before, he was now. "League? What League... I wouldn't force anything on anyone, except maybe ramen but that's different! You don't have to fight in this league or whatever if you don't want too dattebayo..." Naruto's statement seemed to get through to her.
"You're... You're not gonna force me into the league?" Naruto just nodded. Her face almost exploded with joy as she tackled the surprised orange-clad ninja, bringing him to the ground with her on top. "Thank you so much! Finally after so long a summoner... a real summoner! And to think I almost shot you in the face... Oh crap!" She quickly got off of Naruto, a blush adorning her blue face as Naruto sat back upright. "I am so sorry, it's just that..." She shook her head slightly before extending her hand forward. "I'm Tristana" Naruto looked at her for a moment, before taking her hand and shaking it with his patented foxy grin.
Naruto's gaze fell to Tristana's weapon. "So, whats with the tube?"
Tristana looked almost offended as she picked her weapon back up. "It's not a tube, it's a cannon!"
Naruto, being Naruto just cocked his head to the side. "Cannon?"
Tristana just shook her head. "Here, I'll show you..." She then aimed it at Naruto's window and fired. A large black metal ball blasted out of the tube with an echoing bang, The shot flew through through the meager glass barrier and went off into the distance.
Naruto just had an ecstatic look on his face. "That was awesome! But... What happens when that hits something?"
Tristana had a grin on her face almost rivaling Naruto's. "It'll explode, kinda like fireworks!"
Meanwhile on the other side of Konoha, A tall silver haired ninja stood in front of a wrecked stand covered in soot. In one hand he had a badly burnt book, while in the other he had a small bag. With a sigh he tossed the trashed book over his shoulder, and reached into the bag and pulled out another. "Good thing I always buy spares..." He then stuck his nose into it and walked off, giggling now and again.
Back with Naruto, he was giving Tristana a curious look. "What else can you do?"
Tristana just smiled. "I can use my cannon to jump high in the air and crash down on peoples heads, I also got a really heavy ball that will send others flying! Other then that I'm a gunner, just point at something and I make it go ka-boom!" Tristana was however interrupted, by a slight gurgling from her stomach. "Heheh... You got anything to eat here?"
Naruto nodded. "Plenty of ramen to go around..."
Tristana glanced at Naruto with slight curiosity. "Whats ramen?"
Naruto's shock only rose her curiosity. "You've... Never had ramen? THIS ATROCITY MUST BE FIXED!" Tristana almost looked scared as the orange ninja-blur dashed around his apartment prepping his favorite dish.
Three minutes, and seven cups of ramen later Naruto was quite sated while Tristana was half-way through her own. "So? How is it?"
Tristana looked up at Naruto. "The sticks are a bit tricky, but the stuff's pretty good..."
Naruto just smiled, his small mission accomplished. However he figured now would be a better time then ever to ask her a simple question. "So, what does a summoner do really?"
Tristana stopped eating as she mulled it over in her mind. "Well, every summoner before you just sent us into the league to fight each other... Some of us liked it while some like me hated it. But since you're different from them, just summon one of us when you're in trouble mostly... Or if you want to talk with me and the others that's good too, It's really boring back home..." She said with a slight blush, completely unnoticed by the spiky-haired blond.
Naruto was still caught on one thing she had said. "Others? There's more of you?" Tristana nodded her head. "Well not a bunch of me, but the summoners contract summons all of the Legends. There's a lot of us back home, and we all have special talents to boot."
Naruto nodded in his own way of understanding. "So, how do I summon the others then?" Tristana just smiled. "That's easy! just use more or less magic if you're guessing, or think of the ones you've met, like me if you're after someone specific."
Naruto just looked at Tristana dumbfounded. "Magic? I didn't use magic I used chakra!"
The blue gunner looked at Naruto, slightly annoyed. "Magic, chakra, doesn't matter! What matters is that you're able to summon me, meaning you can summon the others by doing that same thing." Tristana hopped out of her chair and walked to the center of the room. "Listen, I'm gonna head back to let everyone know about you. Don't summon anyone for a while okay? Don't want one of them taking our newest summoners head off or worse, eating him... See ya!" And with a poof, Tristana was gone, leaving Naruto to stare at the fading cloud of smoke. But then what she had told him finally sunk in.
"Wait... Did she say eat me?"
Runaterra; Unknown location:
A puff of smoke, and Tristana appeared in the center of a dark room, not far away what looked like seven yellow eyes stared unblinking at her. "So... where have you been young one" Tristana looked over to the shadows and just smiled.
"Talking with our new summoner..."
AN: My first ever story, and it's also the first ever Naruto/League of Legends crossover. It's a double-first! For reviewers please no heavy bashing? I'd like to improve.
