Battle of Peach's Castle
In the Cul-De-Sac, the Eds are in Eddy's house. They just got back from their visit at Peach's castle. It is nighttime and they are looking forward to a big sleepover.
"It was really nice of Peach to give us this music box." Says Edd (Double D). He twists the handle of it, a beautiful lady comes out of it and starts dancing in spins to a beautiful melody playing. "Oh, I like this." Says Ed.
"This will be the best night ever." Says Eddy. He then goes over to his closet to get the sleeping bags out.
"I want to touch it Double D." Says Ed, reaching over to touch the spinning dancing lady on the music box. "No Ed," says Edd, "you'll break it."
Eddy got out the sleeping bags from his closet. "Alright guys," he says, "we'll have the most…" he was interrupted by a knock on his door.
Eddy goes over to answer it, there stands Kevin, the rest of the Cul-De-Sac kids, and all the other kids of Peach Creek.
"We've had it with your dorkish behaviors." Says Kevin. "What are you talking about?" asks Eddy.
"We're going to thrash you and your two loser pals once and for all." Kevin says. The Cul-De-Sac kids (except for Jonny and Plank) cheers on this. The other Peach Creek kids are supporting him as well.
"Eddy?" says Edd, stepping outside. "Ohh look!" says Ed excitedly, "An angry mob!" Edd bars his arm in front of him to prevent him from going near the Peach Creek kids.
"We're going to get this over with so we'll be forever living on an idiot-free planet." Says Sarah. "Yeah," says Nazz, "we're really sick of you three trying to scam us for years."
Kevin, Rolf, and Sarah approach the Eds. "No don't!" cries Eddy as Kevin grabs him and gets ready to beat him up. "Have mercy!" cries Edd as Rolf pulls him by his beanie, forcing him to get carried over. "Ed!" yells Sarah as she advances towards Ed who flees in cowardice, "Get over here or I'm telling mom!" "Don't tell mom Sarah!" cries Ed.
"Get off me!" yells Eddy, "Bet you can't even do that to Mario!" This stops Kevin from further beating him up as well as the rest of the Cul-De-Sac kids from attacking the other two Eds.
"Who's Mario?" asks Kevin. "He's our friend," says Eddy, "we just came back from his castle just now."
"I bet that dork is much worse than you three." Says Kevin. "He's not a dork!" yells Eddy. "YOU are!"
This cause Kevin to snap, "That was much dorkier than I even expected!" he says. "That Mario is a bigger fathead than my stupid brother!" says Sarah. "Rolf shall not let that Mario-boy and his friends beat the best of the son-of-a-shepherd." Says Rolf.
"I say we pound them!" says Kevin. All the Peach Creek kids agree to this.
"You're no match for Mario!" yells Eddy.
"Well try and stop us! We can't have Dork, Dork, n Dorky running off to warn Mario." Says Kevin, "Lock them up in the shed!"
Rolf grabs Edd while Sarah apprehends Ed. "Let me go!" Yells Double D as Rolf drags him over to his shed along with Sarah dragging Ed. "Rolf's shed bad for Ed!" cries Ed. They throw them into the shed before Kevin throws Eddy in there too. Then Rolf closes the door. "Let us out!" cries Eddy as Sarah and Jimmy smirk and Jonny and Plank watching in horror. Rolf locks the door, preventing the Eds from escaping.
"Listen to what Eddy said and…" Says Jonny in an attempt to stop this attack, but Kevin interrupts him. "Do you and Plank want to be next?!" "Uh no." Says Jonny frightenedly.