Yes, this is still called A Little Piece of Heaven. Even as a totally irrelevant and inaccurate crackfic. The link to the original well-written, angsty one is at the bottom, okay? This story serves almost no purpose, haha. Anyway, you can read it or you can choose not to, but if the first one makes you cry a little you can come back and read my crappy wrote-this-in-3-minutes crackfic to cheer you up. So yeah, enjoy!
so eliza n faust were walkin along one day right
when sUDDENlY
THERE WAS A GREAT BIG BANG NOISE
AND A FLASH OF LIGHT AND THEN SUDDENLY
boom eliza got shot oops
turns out they were walking along in the middle of a gang fight in the streets like stupid people but whatevs
faust was like omg eliza r u okey bby
she was like " " bc you know she got shot in the head and all so like shes kind of dead
faust cried and took her home and just kinda
kept her
for a while
u kno
but ya so thats what he did until he learned how to bring her BACK from the dead
except for the part where she didn't have a soul yet but its better than nothing
so ya thats why faust is so creepy n shit all the time
the end
Yeah, this entire story was just a shameless excuse to write some crack so I could post up the link to the original A Little Piece of Heaven: doublemetalaxis. tumblr post/74123016248/a-little-piece-of-heaven . You're going to have to remove the spaces in between, though. I really hope you all enjoy it, and if you have any comments or reviews to leave you can post them here! Thank you all very much, and please don't leave flames! The story is properly rated with warnings attached, and the song lyrics are not an issue on Tumblr, so I would appreciate only positive comments and constructive criticism please. I've gone through enough with this story already just trying to write it and find a way to get it posted, so cut me a break.
-doublemetalaxis