Disclaimer: Once again, I own nothing but the storyline.
"Come on Buffy, one date. Just one date. Is that too much to ask?"
"Yeah, Spike, maybe it is. Just because you have a soul doesn't mean you're human."
"I know, but it's just one date. If you don't come with I'll have to resort to whining, and you know how annoying I can be."
"Of course I do. You're always annoying. But if it'll make you shut up, I'll come. One date. One. And keep your mouth shut to the gang."
"Whatever you say, Slayer. I'll pick you up tomorrow at 9. Wear something formal."
With that, he was gone, leaving Buffy to patrolling and confusion.
A few minutes later…
"Hey Clem, it's me, Spike. I need a tux and a limo. I'm taking my girl someplace special. I'll need your help. Call me back."
Author's Note: I know it's short. It's because it ends so perfectly. Don't worry, they get longer.