Freelance Police WHAM-KABOOM! (Wrestler Hall for All Mania Known Assemble Battle Overly Outbreaking Melee)
"Tonight…we present the MOST Gruesome Beatings!" A voice spoke out, as we see cops chasing criminals before jumping them and dealing beat downs with their fits! "The MOST Senseless Action…." Next scene shows mobsters shooting at cops while the officers of the law are shooting back without ducking much! "The MOST Mind Blowing Event That's Ever Been Allow to Be Seen On Television Today!" We seen imagines from Cops, to criminal, and back and forth again, as the introduction is coming close, as words appear on the screen! "It's the…Freelance Police WHAM-KABOOM!" The bolded out Letters appeared, "FREELANCE POLICE WHAM-KABOOM!" as we see a wrestling ring and cheering fans screaming out in joy!
"WAaahhhhhhh!" The fans get relentless at the excitement, it's pack with many folks from different places, some not even humans, but many are families that came to join in watching this show! Now we see some interesting stuff, as two creatures are seen on the box office platform just above the ring itself! On the far left side of the viewing of our sitting spot, was a brown fur dog wearing grey detective like cloths, his name was Sam, of the Freelance Police! Next to him on the right side of our sitting view, was a short white fur rabbit, he practically had no cloths on, but that didn't matter, his name was Max, another member of the Freelance Police and Sam's little buddy! There names showed underneath their box office seats saying "Sam" for Sam, and "Max" for Max, as logo's vanish, the two decided to speak to you people!
"Greetings all you folks out there sitting in front of your T.V's, Computers, Ipods, the whole Shebang!" Sam wave off to say hello to you viewers, as he went ahead to introduce himself. "Welcome to the first starting of a new Story Series, I'm Sam of the Freelance Police!"
Max's turn came next, and boy was he making a long hello and began blabbing about himself like no tomorrow! "And I am his Royal Highness, the Duke of Mayhem, the Count of your Despair, The Marshal of your Pain, and I mustn't forget, President of The United States,….and…!"
"Just skip your long over doing ranting speech and get on with introducing yourself, genius!" Sam interrupted to remark his partner from stalling.
"Right, I'm Max, another member of the Freelance Police, and with my best pal Sam here!" Max shrugged off and finished his intro while making a nice comment for Sam.
"Aww...Gee, that's very thoughtful of you Max?" Sam replied in feeling a little bashful, he never got comments from Max, of all people!
"Who said I was being thoughtful, I'm just reading the cue-cards these guys are having me read out during our intro!" Max summarized as he pointed at something, and down below was a guy holding cue-cards like the rabbit said!
"As Historical as you are adorable, little pal of mine." Sam replied in seeing how his little buddy can be a riot sometimes. But he shook it off to get back to what they are suppose to be doing. "We are the first to sponsor this great and grand opening, for all you Freelance Police fans out there!"
"In short, we're throwing a Wrestling show out of pure enjoyment!" Max added out to simply say, as he waves his fingers out in excitement!
"That's right Max, this is the first time in history that anyone's ever done this with the Freelance Police involve!" Sam replied in commenting what Max was stating out with his own thoughts for say.
"Does it count of that poker game I went to while you were snoozing on the bed with your little teddy bear, Sam!" Max asked on a thought that was unrelated in any sort of the word here!
"That has nothing to do with it!" Sam annoyedily snap at his partner for that remark. "And another thing, he's name was Pooky Bear!" The dog snap in getting the last word of that argument!
"Sure Sam, will let you have the last word." Max easily replied without a care of concern for his partner's privacy!
"Thank you, and getting back…gurgurghum-Huhm…." Sam cleared his throat before he was making conversation of today's show. "Tonight's the first ever event of our newest series to knock the competition down! It's called the Freelance Police Wrestler Hall for All Mania Known Assemble Battle Overly Outbreaking Melee!"
"Or for you to say this mouthful of even pronouncing such a long dialog, we made it shorter, by referring to it as….Freelance Police WHAM-KABOOM!" Max exclaimed out in stating of a shorter way of saying the name of this wrestling show's new title, etc.!
"Amazing what Max can come up with when he's actually thinking of using his head for catchy titles then with skull-bashing criminals." Sam remark with a smile as he wave his paw over to Max, who was rubbing his index finger in his ear to get something out without seeing he's doing it live!
"Ehh, I can do all that, and more….while standing on a bike playing the Bage-pipes!" Max exclaimed out in confident, as he flicked an earwax he got away from his ear and….LANDED IN SOMEONE'S POPCORN!
"I'll never imagine that Foresaken thing ever happening!" Sam remark as he cringed as the poor man ate a chunk of his popcorn without knowing what Max did, that'll kill him in the morning or just cause permeant lung cancer! He shook that off in order to try and get this show back on track again! "Boy Max, can you imagine what it's like, we've done so much for the young people at home, that new Freelance Police troopers are coming up faster then a Gym-Radish Off Mount Boo-wee, and Dashing Down The Saint Island's Resort!"
"Yah, I believe so Sam!" Max replied out from hearing his partner's statement. Then he smirk as he started to say something that got his interest going! "Just think, that idea I once had of training them may come true….in a certain…enjoyment to there senors and gaining experiences like never before!"
"Right you are, little buddy!" Sam nodded out in understanding that before speaking out his own thoughts. "Why I can't believe we get the chance to host this show on a chance when crime becomes a holiday and all folks sit and wanna watch who gets to fight who in these rounds!"
"Frankly I feel we need to be in there too, to join in the unending, senseless beatings of pleasure we so enjoy, but that'll come later!" Max stated out his own thoughts before continuing. "At the moment, wanna tell our viewers of what this show will do, Sam!" Max looked to his partner for his say now?
"Of course, in doing so, we are raising money to train new Freelance Police Trainee's to become the next Crime Fighting team for when Me and Max kick the bucket!" Sam informed out to the folks watching them at this moment!
"Kickkhhh!" Then nearby, Max kicked a bucket off the box office floor before sitting down and remarking what he did. "HAAhh! I kicked it, and nothing happened Sam?"
"I was speaking rhetorically, idiot!" Sam remark in figuratively speaking of the matter itself, much to Max's late understanding of the meaning of the words in his earlier sentence!
"Ohh!" Max replied in slitly getting what his best pal was referring too!
The furry dog shook that off before getting back to where he started from again. "Any who, let's start off that it's thanks to any funds and ideas of who you want to become apart of our wrestling program, just send your ideas by E-mail!" Sam noted out on what to tell the viewers what's happening.
"But our's is broken, Sam!" Max said as he hold up a broken computer with tapes saying "You Stink" and "Curse You" while a small name tag said "Sam and Max's computer" underneath it!
"I was referring to our Sponsor for this story Max, the King of En-Visioning the future! The VISION-KING, himself!" Sam remark while making a claim on who he was trying to address the attention too!
"Do we gotta put in the dots for his name, or the decimal or the long stick points when we call his name or what?" Max asked a stupids question which was hard to say if it was even close to being either one of them!
"That's his code for the site, his name can be said easily as how I did it, little buddy!" Sam replied in letting Max known it's easier to say the name without the dots, etc.
"That makes it easier off my back!" Max replied off easily, as if he let off a load off!
"Getting back, thanks to his work, he's giving you folks who are our fans, the chance of a life-time!" Sam sarcastically replied while announcing something big on the market.
"A Chance to join us in causing MAYHAM for all, and enjoy beating the thugs that are particularly sitting in the front of the ring…your's truly help get them seated near!" Max was announcing his own stuff while looking down to see some thugs sitting dangerously close to the ring itself….AND IN SPARE CHAIRS NOT BOLT TO THE GROUND!
"Won't they get hit or harmed during the fights, Max?" Sam asked in curiosity of why his partner went ahead to do this?
"Ehh, that'll just rise up the poles on how it's more of our style to do so, Sam!" Mac shrugged off to say in a not so caring voice.
"Couldn't agree more!" Sam shook his head off at Max's usual behavior, never get's tiring to him. "But back to business! If you want any of the new recruits we got line up, on our list of popular demand or those that haven't been seen, yet could make the check as the next Freelance Police rookies, then be our guest and send in any you can, and hopefully, we'll have a vote off to see who's gonna enter the fights!"
"Also, don't forget the villains of their stories, after all, we need them in order to cause a lot of excitement, we're short handed at this time!" Max announced in excitement, he wants a lot of folks fighting, including villains!
"Right, but that's not all, there's special rounds were only Freelance Police…can Battle and Defeat…Another Freelance Police Pair in a match up you never dreamed off!" Sam remark off to state in which they were shocking results indeed!
"Kinda like those Martian's Sam and Me faced, but as virtual beings playing against ourselves?" Max reminded off as another past life of the two's lives!
"Right you are Max, that's something even you people at home, if you want, can send ideas, your own made up stories on what you want to be added to the fights!" Sam replied while getting back to the idea of the viewers helping them with their short ideas for fun and exciting entertainment's.
"Cause in this sHow…YOU..Get to help make it happen, and as President…of the First President to be Me, I declare that this can be allowed!" Max proclaimed out as he stood up on his table and made a speech with a spot light on him, then he got down to sit in his chair as they continue on.
The dog shook in an easy like expression at Max's excitement. "Right, so start planning up any of characters that are already a famous pair, or a new pair of Freelance Police team, or possibly make them up and we'll give them the vote to see if they make the cut to join the program!" Sam replied while making a deal statement, the people can send them any recruits they wanna see get into the rings, weather their a new batch, or a batch already making the pole lines in their time.
"Right, and don't forget to say what villains you want to add in as well, again, and a bit of background stories for us to cover a bit before matches!" Max stated out as reminding to all the folks watching them this moment.
"Good thinking Max, a little story never hurt anyone before a big event!" Sam replied off in thinking that's a smart move, most matches either tell side stories of where and how most fighters have done or meant in their lives. "Now that we become settled on this, it's time we introduced members of our wrestling show!"
"Are they the Giant Ants from Pluto, or the Vegemites from Spine-Corm 4!" Max asked in wild guesses at the moment!
"I haven't the foggiest idea of what your saying Max, so I'll say no in short response to it anyway!" Sam replied a bit unspoken by what he heard before replying the simply answer?
"Darn! I thought I had them, I could've tried to see how ants react to giant food products!" Max curse out loudly for all to hear!
"Getting back, we have our Referee who'll be the judge of these matches!" Sam stated out as he wave his paw down below for everyone else to take interest in!
"Who we get for that dangerous job, Sam!" Max asked as he looked down as well, looking for the "new" referee on their show!
Sam soon started to make an introduction to the newest member of their wrestling program, as he spoke. "Someone paranoid, concern fear of what the Government hides, and can be one to talk, make decisions fun, and sale you high prize weapons that are just made cheap….everyone meet, Bosco…from Bosco Enterprise!" Sam wave down below, and came a picture of a purple skin man, ball, black hair around his sides and a beard, wore a white long sleeve shirt with a black tie, black pants with straps on them, black shoes and he had a mike!
"Hello! Hello? WHHaakkk!" Bosco was calling out while looking around where the cameras were and at the audience as he was testing the mike for a working order before he turn and flinch, seeing the right camera man and then snapping up in the box office where Sam and Max were sitting! "Darn it, you Boys! You trying to give me a Heart attack or What? I mean REALY Now!"
"Define…Or What?" Max asked as if interested to know what Bosco was referring to with a wicked smile, thinking of the possible answer to that question!
Sam shook his head at Max's behavior before getting back at the subject at hand. "Ignoring my partner's curious mind, how's the new digs making yah feel about your new career, Bosco?"
"Well after may gig in Vegas turn out so bad, I was lucky to get this HIGH paying Job by the sponsor himself!" Bosco noted off in his usual manner of speaking outward to people.
"VISION-KING never strikes anybody out of our world!" Sam replied after hearing Bosco's claims of who he was referring to.
"But….what about all that money Sam and ME work so hard to pay off for you and that your set for life?" Max asked Bosco this puzzling question? It's true, they had to pull some weird and crazy stunts and possibly some illegal works to pay Bosco for his "cheaply made" yet officiating works that got the jobs done! Whatever happen to all that!
Bosco shook off in annoyance before he went off to explain his predicament to the Freelance Police themselves. "That's the thing, my MOTHER has the place off limits to me and is using it as storage for her things which she's using to built her own lab, and until I can get the works out to pay up from my trip….I can't even step into my place!"
"Ouch! That's gonna leave someone out of his lazy job life style!" Max remark with a slit flinch of just picturing something like that!
"Not to mention, a person without a home!" Sam added up to mention that Bosco lives in that store he made into a secretary home!
"Wanna stay with me and Sam, Bosco!" Max added out of inviting their pal to stay with them if he's got nowhere else to go…the response is simple!
"Does a Scorpion dating a Cobra on a Rose field of Flowers sound like a Perfect-Happy Life Style, to you two!" Bosco asked a sarcastic question as if making it clear of what his answers gonna be!
"Gee, that's a tough question if I ever heard of it?" Sam replied a bit lost and unsure on how to respond?
"Though I think the roses makes the mood, even if I was never the rabbit of love!" Max added up to say without caring much for the whole point of the picture that was being described now.
"Darn it FOOLS! I'm saying "NO" here! I can't live with you people, even if you help pay me off for all my Highly and Well marked down Gadgets!" Bosco snap off to say he doesn't wanna live or even spend a few days with the Freelance Police! Bad enough they always give him grief at times, but he can handle their crazy behaviors only after they come visit him, not 24/7 on his daily life!
"He forgot to mention cheaply Out doing us!" Max whisper to Sam to state out.
"Zip it, Chatter head!" Sam snap hushedly so Bosco didn't hear that!
"Besides, you two, from what I heard, are living in your own car! After what "some" folks have heard happen to your place!" Bosco remark in stating the two don't have a home themselves which got their attention!
"Not our faults, it was time for the place to get clean and stuff, so we had to live in the DeSoto!" Max remark implying that it's not a bad life style, mostly saying it while shrugging off his shoulders.
"In Season 3, it was a new life for us after our home was getting worked on!" Sam stated out in saying that they had the chance to drive around in a place they can sleep in while patrolling for crime, day and night!
"Plus we had more trips to count for! I never guess how many night crimes happen and the long time to get from our place to the car!" Max added up to make more of the Freelance Coppers statement!
"Uh-Huh! Sure!" Bosco remark in saying "yah-right" in that pattern of speaking! He turn around to point to the upsetting crowd, as he stated out what's happening right now! "Any-who, these people are going crazy here, they wanna see a fight, a LORD as we know it, you don't wanna get them on their "bad" sides when wanna to see a fight! Take a Look and SEE for yourself!" Bosco soon pointed his mike out to the audience, and boy was their loud, angry, and complaining voices being heard!
"WE WANNA SEE A FIGHT! WE WANNA SEE A FIGHT! GIVE US FISTS! GIVE US CRUEL HITS! GIVE US UNLIMITED…..GUT-SPILLING ACTION! YAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh!" A lot of the audience was chanting in poetic rhyme in a matter of speaking! Worst was when Bosco duck down from throwing foods, drinks, and even some hard hitters like chains, bricks, hammers, gun shots, you name it, and chaotic MAD-house was under way!
"Yah see, their about as Highly and Dangerous as the People from the Government!" Bosco warn out the Freelance Police duo in the box office above. He looked around, and spoke quietly in his mike, as if addressing someone to them without them being heard, good luck on that part! "Maybe even Worst then…T…H…E…M!"
"Who….Them?" Max asked in wondering of the answer…however!
"AAaaahhhh!" Bosco screamed at the mention of the word "them" was heard!
"Max! Remember, each time he hears that "you-know-what" word, he screams out of his shoes and socks!" Sam hushed his partner from seeing Bosco flipping out over a certain word that gets him freaked out of whenever he hears it much.
"Really!" Max replied in glee, as he looks down at Bosco, only to look disappointed in seeing nothing of what he heard to be true. As he remark this in sarcasm! "Hugh? Funny, I don't see any of 'them' coming off!"
"Ahhhh!" Bosco screamed out once again at the mere mention of the word!
"Woops!" Max replied in wonderment and yelping surprising that he himself made a mistake…again! Like that's ever news when around him!
"Smart work, leather-month!" Sam remark dryly to his partner's forgetful mind in knowing what makes their fat friend go off like this! He shook it off before getting to make another announcement! "Moving on, we have some clips here in which they maybe specially made shots that some of our brave crew went to get films off just some locals in the area!"
"And by our "brave" camera crew….we mean Jimmy Two-Teeth and Harry Moleman, to get the films!" Max added out to state, letting people know who they got on camera crew duty it seems!
"And later on, special inside view of the fighters from our own star Freelance Reporter….Sybil Pandemik!" Sam stated out someone else being involve with their show!
"How she ever got the job, Sam?" Max asked in curiosity, he and Sam know a few things about that woman….and her "old" job careers!
"Might be that she's gotten a degree in being a reporter as of lately,…little buddy?" Sam stated out that since the woman has had nearly many different jobs (for short times) that she would come to this next part take job.
"That all?" Max asked as if thinking there was even a problem in those words?
"That…. and the fact that her husband INSISTED that we hire her or he plan to have a "little chat" with us!" Sam remark in stating that the woman's husband, Abe Lincoln(a stone modal), seem to force them into taking the woman in this job for some reason without saying much else!
"Ohhh…a threat, ahhh…." Max smirk in thinking he knows how to handle this?
"No…." Sam shook off this statement before saying this next part. "More of a smart….."Put Her In This Gig Or You'll Be Sorry" kinda talk remark!"
"And that's the reason?" Max asked in thinking that's the only reason?
Sam looked unsure, but he looked around before he decided to whisper something in the rabbit's ear for only him to hear! "Well there's more…it's…hush…hush…hush!"
"Yikes!" Max filched out, he looks a little sweated, that most been something he heard that got him spook!
"Amazing how a giant Stone Modal of our old President is willing to make due to help his family!" Sam shrugged off to state in the matter of what Abe Lincoln, the modal stone figure wants to do to help his wife out.
"And it's either us helping his wife get this job…or we play nanny to his kids…..talk about making a hard debate to get out of!" Max replied in still feeling a bit skeptical on the whole matter at hand!
"That said well indeed!" Sam nodded in agreement to Max's statement. Then he shook that off to get back to what they themselves were trying to do! "Oop's, right! The filming of some new Freelance Police Trainee's to possibly take part in our arena, here's Jimmy-Two Teeth with view of today's some new talent people!" At that spoken, the camera changes to show two characters, a rat with a green barite and a mole man character dressed in normal brown pants, white shirt and pale shoes! They were the two mention characters, Jimmy Two-Teeth, the rat, and the mole figure known as Harry Moleman!
"Yoh, we on?" Jimmy asked while he held his mike, as he looked around a distract alley as it would seem to be a camp-ground of some kind?
"Gee, I hope so, this thing cost me a dime and a nickel from that stranger in the alley?" Harry replied as he was holding a camera out in front of another cameraman filming the two while they chat!
"Keep your shirt on and let me do all the talking, kay!" Jimmy remark to the mole with a Back-Alley slang talkin' which got him to be quiet.
"Sure, if you say so?" Harry sign in defeat, even in this line of duty, he get's no respect….in the less!
"Geeehem!" Jimmy Two-Teeth clears his voice in his fist before he begins to speak to the audience watching this recording! "Greetings you people out there, I'm Jimmy Two-Teeth, and DON'T you people Say No Rat puns like Ratting on ME or Am I ratting on folks! Ca-PEASH! Good!" He wave his fingers like a "C" shape at the "Ca-Peash" word, as he turns and looks at some mugs discussing over a camp fire while two characters are dangling over it! One was of a orange black stripe tiger comic character, and the other was of a teen girl wearing a green top, shorts and a light cloth skirt, had orange hair and green eyes! They were Hobbies and Izzy from source Arthur (Note: Source lost in contact!) Hobbies was the tiger while Izzy was a crazed teen girl!
"Well Izzy, I can't imagine how you got us into this!" Hobbie remark out in seeing how they got caught is a puzzling fact to even him?
"Hahahaha, your funny Hobbie, but hay looky!" Izzy replied with a crazy laughter before she spots Jimmy and Harry and tries to wiggle her binds to get their attention! "We're on T.V.!" She smiles and makes a few shout outs to get the camera crew to focus on her! "Hi Mom, Gram-Crackers….Hay Owen, buddy! How's it going!"
"Boy, are you two the strangest pair I've seen, and I'VE LIVED with Sam and Max!" Jimmy remark in seeing these characters are about as loopy as the ones he's dealing with back home!
"That coming from a rat, that's a lot to say! Considering you might be on tonights mean!" Hobbies remark in seeing the rat talk to them, but he seem to be stating something else besides insults!
"Yah, says who!" Jimmy remark back in getting the last word until...
"Duh, the guys that's cornering you right now! Heheheh!" Izzy remark with an escape giggle while tilting her head before she wave her eyes over to who's around the camera group!
Truth be told, it was the thugs that had these Freelance Police tied up above, but more then that, they surrounded Jimmy and Harry with bats, chains, and anything else that looks like it'll be painful to this group which didn't sink in too well for them! "Gulph, umh….would you two have some plan of getting out of this predicament before were….gulp...finished!" Harry Moleman asked between gulps, a bit scared and fearing the worst, not from this gangster's hold up, but if these two Freelance Trainee's are like Sam and Max….he might as saver these last moments!
"I think Izzy's got something in her pocket, well little pal of mine!" Hobbie asked the teen girl if she indeed have something to help them out of this mess!
"I think I got another one of those hand made fire-starter I made from tree sap and sand, and junk from our last case in the forest trip! It's in my pocket and if we can swing about, it'll fall out!" Izzy exclaimed out that she indeed carried something to which just hearing this….might spell some big trouble for the group!
"Isn't that the one that could blow up almost with enough force of a bomb? Like an area of where we're standing in!" Harry the Moleman asked in concern, not liking where this discussion might be going now?
"Yep! Just give us a sec to blow this pop-stand!" Izzy replied without a second though and was trying to swing herself with Hobbie while wiggling something on her her person to fall in the camp-fire!
"You crack me up, little Izzy pal, let's try it! Start swinging!" Hobbie replied before joining in the same plan that Izzy was cooking up!
"Almost….There!" Izzy was moving about and finally felt something fall out to which it was a pale-brown mush clay!
"Woooohhhh!" The thing was slowly falling as everyone's eyes were on it!
"I think we should have taken account on her last scheme shown from that "Total Drama Show Series" on this stunt!" Harry Moleman dryly refer to Jimmy on this statement before the object hit the fire and then….
"BOoooommmmhhhhh! WOooofffffuuuuuaahhhhh!" A giant yellow smoke erupted out of the back alley streets, sending lots of stuff flying out of the place, including some familiar thugs which ended with them smacking against walls, breaking through windows, and even land near old ladies that whacked them silly with just pepper sprays and their purses….now some that were still inside the smoke of the explosive force, they ended up smacking themselves on the hard pavement, out cold it would seem and in burn marked cloths, bruises, and in pain! No sooner did Izzy and Hobbie landed in a safe spot on their landing, seemingly unharmed while Hobbie clean his fur, Izzy shook her body from excitement like a wet dog shaking it's fur dry!
"Woooh, hehehehe, look at them all, can we do it again, Hobbie!" Izzy asked her partner for another chance to cause another big explosion like this one!
"Maybe later, there's another case to deal with down town, lets move!" Hobbie replied as he walk over to their ride, seeing some mayhem going across the downtown district, another crime in progress no doubt!
"Can I drive!" Izzy asked with her cheery smile, she so wants to be behind the wheel of their ride!
"Only after I'VE lost my NINTH LIFE! Will I ever think of that possibility!" Hobbie dryly snap in remarking the girl of ever getting "that" chance in her life!
"Okay, I'll take that as a "maybe", then!" Izzy replied out to say as she and Hobbie got in their police ride before starting the engine without wearing seat-belts!
"Ruummmmhhhhh!" Soon the two drove off, yet another scene of destruction left from their waking moment….but another usual day in their line of work! But now the question remains….what happen to the camera crew that Sam and Max sent…where they ended up?
Jimmy Two-Teeth comes out of the rubble, looking all messed up and coughing up a storm from the blast! "Gah-hugh-cough! Back to you jerks in the box office! Panthh…..this is Jimmy Two-Teeth, signing….Ugh….!" Then the rat fainted out in the dirt while Harry Moleman was buried half way deep with his low rear half sticking out in the dirt, as he wiggled to get free!
We now return back to the set where most of those that watch that flick scene are still in shock and recovery, whichever comes first! At that moment, even Sam and Max were surprised to see how far that went for the two to see some action…Different from their own views, yet different! "Yeesh, I can't imagine how that was even possible?" Max replied in complete shock as it were!
Sam from hearing this statement of Max's claim, replied to that with his own remark in the matter. "The fact that your animated character of choice by that Arthur was of a crazy girl in her teen years, about as nutty and fruity as you are…And maybe just as highly smart….making her just that much scary to believe!"
"No…the fact that her partner is a tiger who's playing you, Sam! I can't imagine how the character just when from TOP-DOG…To TOP-CAT!" Max remark in complete opposite of what he was getting at while at the same time, making an insult!
"I'll ignore your "remark" in respect for the arthur of those new cadets, Max!" Sam snap in a silent remark with his teeth gritting in his month!
Max kept his goofy grin on for a while until he decided to speak again after looking at the two new Freelance Police Trainee's that were filmed. "But I gotta admit, they're not to bad, one's a claim tiger cat, but can play cool, and the other is a PsychoPathic girl in which if I wasn't glad she already has a boyfriend…I "might" have fallen in love with her…."Might" have, I may ad!" The rabbit remark the "might", as in saying he would, but wouldn't at the same sentence meaning only to himself!
"Well isn't that a darn, Timmy Stue's Great Adana Making Pie in the Port of Lake Erie!" Sam replied in complete sarcastic remark over Max's lost, etc on that subject, and hopefully never to be speaking about it again! "Now here's another recording of our next recruitments into the life-styles of the Freelance Police!" The screen changes again, to show us in a bar with crazy robots and aliens hanging out! But once more, Jimmy Two-Teeth and Harry Moleman are there, looking a bit beat up, and bandage from their wounds, are there to film the next Freelance Recruits possibly taking part in the series!
"Yeesh, okay guys, just relax, I think we lost them! Both the thugs…and "certain" interviewees!" Jimmy Two-Teeth said as he looked around, he and the others musta got into a…predicament….and just manage to hid in the bar!
"How can we lose someone who's says they can track our scents! That girl with the tiger folio is more animal then he is!" Harry Moleman stated out that it was probably Izzy that was giving them a hard time….ain't that a surprise!
"Ehhh, just be glad yah took a bath, now let me do the talking…this TIME!" Jimmy dryly remark before they got back to doing their job….again!
"Okay, shish!" Harry remark with a moan, no need to be all pushy and rude!
"Four-Arms!" "Briissshhh!" Suddenly a voice is heard out somewhere which caught the others attention just before a bright light blinded them! Then out of nowhere, was a giant four arm alien with yellow eyes black lines on his forehead, and wore a black and white made suit that covered his body while a strange logo was on it's belt waist! "Baannnhhh!" And then it beat out some alien with a gun down on the ground, as he stood over it and made a remark to it! "Anybody makes a remark about me and my pal, gets a taste of my fist….ALL FOUR OF THEM!" He showed it's four fist out as his foe was completely knock out, and then another light shined out from the logo symbol! "Briiissshhh!" To reveal a boy of a teen years figure, wore a green jacket, blue pants and white-black sneakers. Had brown eyes and brown hair, and a strange tech watch on his left wrist! He was Ben 10, a boy that discovered a powerful device to copy and make him into any alien the device stored in itself, it was called the Omnitrix!
"Well, a friendly face….I think?" Jimmy Two-Teeth said skeptically, but shrugged his shoulders off as he directed himself and Harry to get a close view of the boy, as they got his attention. "Your Ben 10, the guy with many aliens in that watch gizmo of ours, and the duo's head leader, correct!"
"Guess you could say that, me and Bender just got in this bar after another case wrapped up, and already I've had to deal with handling any of Bender's mess!" Ben 10 replied as he felt a little more peak about talking after getting that problem he was dealing with shelved earlier!
"Speaking of whom? Where is he?" Harry asked in seeing only the boy and not his so-called robot partner he's paired up with?
"Burrrrrph!" Came a rude voice as the rat and mole along with Ben 10 turn to see someone at the bar's stool! "What, a robot can't smoke and drink when he wants to anymore? Hay Bartender, another round of my usual order,…and make sure some foxy robot ladies servicing it! HAH-hahahah, oh…don't forget the tiny umbrella's for the drink while your at it!" The figure spoke in a sly-smooth and arrogant-fast talker, to an alien bartender while it nodded to clean a glass to fill the order out! The figure was a bender-type robot unit, grey, not to fancy, had a computerize month which it's middle line moves when it talks and opens when he eats or puts something in, and had yellow oral eyes in his eye visor socket while an antenna was onto of it! His name was Bender, the rude and remarking member of this other Freelance Police group that's been getting a bit more in the topics, but on a slow day, and he was drinking beer, smoking cigars and showed a face like he didn't care much for "certain" people or folks, but to please his own amusement!
"Figures, Max's character was always the lazy, remarking and insulting people, and someone musta programed all that into this poor sap!" Harry Moleman remark to Jimmy in just seeing this bot and already he's a real jerk in their eyes!
"Ahhh, what do you care, your just a loser that's like someone else I know, only I think he's got you beat in looks! So you can bite my shiny posterior, mole-face!" Bender snap off to remark after hearing that insult, but fight back with a stronger comeback!
"WAaahahahahah!" Harry Moleman ended up crying in sadness, that insult really hurt him good!
"Hay, ease up, I know your good with cruel remarks, but we just needed to find you've guys! Gotta get some Freelance Fans out there interested if you'll be in this series that the Original Freelance Police are hosting for our sponsor!" Jimmy Two-Teeth tried to make some sense in his words while trying to keep his furry rat self out of getting in more pain situations like from the last one!
"Heard about this show, could be something to show my mix of Aliens and my pal's robotic skills and remarks, right Bender?" Ben 10 replied to this news with thought, he believes their team's good enough, they've been talk about mostly, so now could be their shot for the next big thing!
"Ehhh, might do some good…might not, depends! Not sure about fighting off those that ain't on the crime listing to do list, but how much money we talking about! If you want our services, we better be planning on paying up with "cash" and "riches" as we can see, rodent-mess!" Bender remark off in not so much feeling it, then he move out to ask a question about payment it would seem! This made the rat and mole looked puzzled and nervous, they never recall about any payments, and if they themselves were being paid now!
Luckily in some case of this long stall of confusion, someone broke the ice! That was the bartender getting the groups attention while staring at Bender for some reason with a stern look! "Hay pal, you own me 5,000 bucks for your 25th cigar, your 10th beer bottle, and your fifth umbrella drink of the night! And bringing out this Broad-bot 4000 from Don-bot's personal massage wasn't easy to do, you know!" Next to him was a blonde bot with a good figure and wore an apron while holding a tray, and wink over to three bots, a bronze bot with clams hands, a big brown bot that looked a little dense, and a round green bot that seem like the god-father type and even wore a coat and hat to cover himself when he makes an appearance! "So you got the goods, or do you need some help!" He bashed his fist together, in stating if the robot doesn't pay…."he pays" by another case in this bartender's mind!
Seeing this, the robot had a blank expression before he replied with a somewhat puzzled yet worried expression in his voice. "Oh….I musta left it right over…..here! So….I'll just slowly…carefully look…to see…where…." Bender was slowly moving his arm to open his chest, and as he slowly was getting something out of this long suspension…it happen! "Crashhhishhh! Briiisisisisishhh!" He brought out a grass bottle with some paper with a lit flame on top and after he smashed it against the bartender, he was lit up in flames, much to all but Ben 10's surprise, as the robot decided to take a leave while the bartender was screaming and rolling on the floor to put himself out! "Outta the way, meatbags! Benders Got Game, and it's time to Fly By!" Bender was rushing through, and even went so far as to throw some punches against some human gangsters! "Powhhh! Bannhhh! Pufff!" But one of those to get hit by his wild punches or shoves was an alien being with eight eyes, and a month while his body was of many tentacles!
"Grrrr…Gur-Ruagh-May-Toey!" The alien made a snappy remark to Bender which made him stop to turn and snap back!
"Yah, well say that to my Processor Unit's Ex-Wife's Uncle in Law! Cause your about as Fetching as a Snot-Nose Borger living in his Parents Basement! Hahahahahahah!" Bender tainted as he made a laugh, even so far as to bring out his rifle machine gun to start leveling up the place which either some ran from or took cover to shot back which Bender hid behind a pillar to keep himself safe! "If you don't like Bender's style, then you don't get Benders Rules…One for all, and All for Bender! Ha-Hahahaha!" He jump rolled arocess the floor and was spinning his body while shooting, knocking the others back!
"Oh boy, he cracks me up! Gotta go Hero!" Ben 10 slitly shrugged off his shoulders, and rushes over to leave the rat and mole confused of this behavior of a doubt! Ben twists his Omnitrix on a figure pattern before pressing it! He suddenly appears as large, muscle-bound, humanoid tiger with no tail. He was known as Rath, one of Ben's aliens, but this one suffer from heightened aggression and decreased intelligence, having a need to fight anything that breathes, making him even provoke to attack friends as well as his foes. "Let me tell you something! Rath get's the job done…with FIST and PAIN! So if yah say sorry, then TOO BAD! RAAarrrrhh!" He soon jumped in and started bashing up villains and foes around non stop, even tossing them on tables, slide them on the bar-tables, and tossed them outside, this fight was too brutal to imagine!
"Umm….I think we should go before anything else begins to develop here!" Harry Moleman said in concern, a fight breaking out by the Freelance Police always ends with just about anybody getting involved, even if they don't want to!
"Yah, what could happen next when your in a bar with loons as big as anybody else would think to throw a punch or two! Let's scram!" Jimmy Two-Teeth replied, as he and Harry were making a run for it, but they both bumped into someone which made them back up to see that now they were being stared at!
"Hay! Those two were with them Freelance Guys that started this whole mess in the first place! Let's MAN-GUL-THEM!" Said one of the other mugs in the bar, seeing the two were the basic cause of this mess which didn't sit to well for them in a very good way!
"Wait! It's not what you think! Honest!" Harry wave his arms out while holding the camera in pleading innocent, this wasn't good for them!
As the gangsters were creeping up to them, the rat held his mike to him and spoke fatly into it! "Gah…..Back to you in the box office….we might be a little late…GaWAAhhhh!" As Jimmy was a about to say something, he and Harry got mounted on by the robots and aliens of the bar before a screen changes to a logo saying "technical difficulties" in meaning that they were cut off do to the cameras getting messed up and something about to happen that we lost connection!
Back at that box office, Sam and Max are eating…POPCORN and drinking Soda, as they are chatting up a storm!
"Boy Max, I gotta say, that Bender guy is "so" you!" Sam said while chowing down his batch of popcorn, as if this film was perfect for their daily life to sit back and enjoy.
That's when Max soon made a statement of what he heard his partner just went off to say! "So you think I'm nothing more then some "Heartless" machine base on making crack puns, insulting everyone whether their friend or foe, and even drinking aloha which burps out flames from my gut while saying to them to look at my behind when I'm insulting them!"
"Well if your not happy about it…" Sam was about to say until...
"Are you kidding me! I'm excited!" Max exclaimed out loudly for a cheer! Then he started to say something that still throw others off in surprise at what he said next. "I never knew that a robot version of me, who's not a robot, but a smart-remarking and pointing out folks messier in their lives would be so much fun!"
"You crack me up, little buddy!" Sam replied with a friendly smile at Max's cheery attitude before making a comment himself. "And I gotta say, that Ben 10 kid's not to bad a pick for….your's truly here!" He was smirking at himself when he said this!
"Is it cause he has the most powerful weapon to become any alien being and can be a tough person to beat!" Max spoke out to state what he thought to be true in the matter of the situation!
"I was going to say he's resourceful on how he does his work, but that probably counts too!" Sam replied off to say, but shoulda figure his partner do something un-expected!
"So who's next Sam! I don't think my small mind can hold out this much violence anymore then usual!" Max asked his best pal a question while trying to get this over with, this much was maybe to much for even him to handle!
"Well you're right about our time…so!" Sam replied, as he turn around to face the viewers, as he spoke out to them. "This next scene is from by far the most popular Freelance Police that's taken the name, made a statement, and to be almost surely to be your vote in our ring of matches! The ones mix with a fat kid either could be a human or a hippo, works for a group of other kids called the "Kids Next Door" and his partner that's out of this world, a genetic Experiment! Hoagie and Stitch!"
"So where's Jimmy and Harry, Sam?" Max asked in wonderment, the two are suppose to start the next broadcast, but where are they?
Sam replied a bit unease, but tried his best not to seem down about something. "They're suffering a bit, but we did get this clip, check it out!"
The scene changes to a city street, and Jimmy Two-Teeth and Harry Molemole look worse for wear, as they spot two figures! A young kid wearing detective clothes and a blue koala creature driving a red space-ship vehicle across town chasing mobsters on the road while destroying property damage! The ones in the red space car were Hoagie and Stitch, two popular coppers that have been catching viewers by storm, it seems!
"Yesssh, these people are getting to more and more of a pain then before! I can't believe they're the next match made of Sam and Max!" Jimmy Two-Teeth remark in agony, more like Sam and Max people if he ever saw them.
"Ugh….we're on!" Harry mentioned out that they are rolling film at the moment!
"Yah, yah, I hear yah!" Jimmy waved off to say he got the message, etc.
"BOOooommmmm! CRAssshhhiisshhhedhhh!" Suddenly and explosion happen which showed a car fly over the two's head and crashed into a building label "Diaper Market, for your Changing needs" on it!
"Jumping rat's fur, what was that!" Jimmy yelp in surprise, when does an armored car like that with mugs comes flying out of nowhere and bashing into a store that not to many people have problems with any serious repair feeds!
Only one reason, and here it comes…..with some loons laughter being heard! "Aaaaah…Hahahahahah!" Non other then Stitch laughing like a madman while swinging a big blaster in his four hands! While he did the firing, Hoagie was the one driving it would seem, just as they stop right in front of the camera crew!
"I had to ask!" Jimmy dryly remark his statement claim, it makes sense that anyone that takes the title of Freelance Coppers, would do something like this, and Hoagie and Stitch were the case of course!
"Well now, are you folks tourist, or just filming another Freelance Police documentary!" Hoagie asked as he and Stitch got outta the red car to look at the rat and moleman!
"Eeph, and if your into the department of pain, meega can help you there!" Stitch replied with a wicked smirk, as he wiggles his fingers to get ready to do his stuff until...
The rat wave his hand off "no" before explaining the matter. "Sorry, we've dealt with enough pain as it is just interviewing a "few" Freelance Police Trainee's, all because of our sponsor that's getting up a program for them to have an education training and to compete in a grand wrestling tournament!" Jimmy Two Teeth finished to say to the puzzled two coppers on their business.
"Gee, if I known I be in an education class, I've stick my time learning in school! Ah….ahahahaha!" Hoagie replied while making a joke as he laughed! But not many others found that bad joke of his funny in the less!
"Yesssh, that joke was bad!" Stitch remark to exclaim how bad that joke was even to hold his head as if it was in pain!
"Tell me about it, even Sam never said such bad jokes before!" Harry Moleman said in agreement, even the original Freelance Police don't make jokes that bad.
"And this guy thinks he can pull it off, then what's to think this trog guy's any better then Max!" Jimmy Two-Teeth remark as he was starting to get an agitative experiment a little upset by that insult, as the rodent went on! "I've lived my life being tortured by Max, and nearly killed during these interviews, what else can a couple of folks that's only a kid and koala do!"
"Hay Stitch, you get all that, the rodent doesn't think were scary enough, what do you say about that!" Hoagie said sarcastically to his alien partner, waiting for his response to all that!
"Meega say…Grrrrrr!" Stitch replied with a growl from his voice, sounding upset and angry at the same time! He even went over and broke off a nearby light pole, and surprisingly was pressing it into a prequel and….ATE the thing afterwards with a burp escaping his lips like he enjoy that little meal!
"That a boy, little buddy! Show them why you're strong enough to even left and bend things 3000 times your own weight!" Hoagie exclaimed with a sly smile, he knew that response well enough to known what's gonna happen next.
"Uhm….something tells me you just bark more then you bargain for!" Harry stated in worrying concern, now their in hot soup!
"Uhm…is it too late to take back what I said after learning you're both alright!" Jimmy asked with a worried expression, looks like he jump the gun this time, and now he's gonna pay…only not by accident, or mugs in bars….but by a Max figure character with strength to back him up in the charts of out-class!
"Naga! Meega Nala Qeast-Tah! Raaarrrrhhhh!" Stitch shook his head "no" and brought out two extra arms with blasters, two antenna and back spike locks, as he looks fence before he begins to pounce at the two shaken camera crew!
"AAAAAhhhhhhh!" Harry Moleman let off a scream just as he tried to shield himself!
Knowing what'll happen to him, the rat held his mike and cut the broadcasting as fast as he could do! "This ends our interviewers, will be lucky to be out after this! But first….HEEEEEeelllppphhhhh!" Jimmy said to the camera in panic and fear before he and Harry were soon tackled by an angry Stitch!
"Bash….Crashh…Boommm….!" A lot of sounds are heard when one of the cameras was now staring at the horror of Stitch's work! Bashing things to heavy for one small creature to lift, throwing them to crash into nearby driving cars, and blasting like there's no tomorrow, all with Harry and Jimmy running and screaming for their lives with a crazed tog after them and with Hoagie running after behind, not wanting to miss the action!
"Haha, boy, Stitch is on a roll, and we just pass the bakery, get it!" Hoagie replied to the camera man with another bad joke. Which he was silent and it upset the boy, as he frowns while remarking this to the guy while still going after his blue fuzzy koala buddy. "Ugh, some people have no sense in humor today!"
Back in the box office, again it looks like Sam and Max are laughing while holding up plush toys of Hoagie and Stitch! What's the deal this time, and at that moment, well find out that answer clearly!
"Boy Max, those new guys sure can entertain just about anyone!" Sam replied with a smile at how he and his buddy saw how well Hoagie and Stitch performed on the camera.
"My guy was good, he's super strong, thinks faster then a computer, and makes remarks in his own language!" Max stated out with a smirk across his face, he like his new character's figure of himself very much. Then he broke the mood by making this remark towards Sam. "Though your guy, he's alright for his piloting and driving skills, but his jokes are terrible!"
"Hay, give my inspired character a chance, can't be help that's who he is!" Sam acted out in defense on feeling offended just now!
"Tell that to my fluffy behind!" Max remark in sarcasm in thinking that's not much to think about.
"Getting off of your tail, little buddy!" Sam stated, as he begins to say something different now. "Time we have our new reporter on the spot, get the headings on one of the popular Freelance Trainee's to take time to appear in tonights show stopper!" The scene changes, and we see Hoagie and Stitch talking to someone! A woman in her near thirties or so, wearing a red vest shirt, brown pants and a logo of the Wrestling Series "WHAM-KA-BOOM" on it! She had black straight hair with a round pigtail, wore glasses over her brown eyes. She was Sybil, a woman with different job experiences and married to a statue figure head of the United States President, Abe Lincoln! Afterwards, Sam spoke out to get their attention from where he's at! "Hay Sybil, how are the new guys doing being in our own wrestling program!"
"Well Sam, their just as crazy and lively as you and Max, if not more!" Sybil replied with a wave while holding her mike to her month. She turn to Hoagie and Stitch and spoke to them. "So tell us boys, how's it feel to be by far the top Trainee's of the original Freelance Police; Sam and Max!"
"Hay, weega thought we were top Notch in town, lady!" Stitch snap in complaining about what he just heard!
Luckily, his partner stop Stitch from going out of control just now as he push him aside. "Easy little buddy…chomp…chomp…!" Hoagie said in assuring his partner while eating a chili dog he had in his hand. "After all, we just started our gig, and were still climbing up the ladder itself!" He spoke out as he finished one dog, and started with another while putting some strange topping on it.
"Ehhh, meega say that Stitch should be popular since meega president!" Stitch shrugged off to state in a still not happy manner.
"From where we are, yah, but that's in our own little town country, little buddy!" Hoagie exclaimed to his partner in stating he's president….of only where they live and not the entire other place of another one's country, etc.!
"Yah, but weega can't understand how we be in same place as everyone and have many presidents? Meega should be in-charge of whole planet from all Stitch's threats!" Stitch remark in stating his claim of the matter, wanting to be the top controller it seems from his so-called claims!
"That never stop you before, besides, a president's a leading man…or alien of his country to depend on!" Hoagie explain to help give his partner the chance to understand who's to be running what place they own the property on.
"Getting off that puzzling topic!" Sybil intervene the two, as she tries to get their focus. "How do you both feel about entering this or have words to say to your idols, Sam and Max! Maybe even comment your arthur sponsor for starting your journey?"
That's when a certain blue koala alien took the stage to speak. "Meega like to say….thanks for making Stitch and Hoagie a pair, JusSonic! Weega will always remember how, thanks to you, always supporting our adventures while we get calls from Number 362 of Kids Next Door in Moon Base on new cases to take that Naga other Stupid heads would take cause weega like dangerous adventures!"
The Freelance Police in the box office smiled at Stitch's claims, seeing that he's felt so proud and honored by their arthur sponsor and from themselves, it's touching even their hearts, surprisingly! "Ahh, ain't that the sweetest, most propounding and honest to Frank Miler's God of Overly Emotions you ever seen, Max!" Sam exclaimed in feeling kinda happy that someone out their is thankful to them, even one out of this world!
"Plus he's Cute and Fluffy, that's gonna count as extra for making remarks, I love that little guy, Sam!" Max exclaimed out in his own excited reason, though it's not much, but close enough to count.
"I gotta say, my little buddy cracks not only me up, but everyone else too!" Hoagie replied after hearing all that as he finished another of his chili-dog. "Gruuummmmmhhh!" Then suddenly he held his stomach, as if something wasn't agreeing with him which got everyone to focus on the fat kid himself! "Ohhhh….excuse me….but…I….Gotta…..GOooohhhhhh!" Hoagie groanly exclaimed as he soon rushed out of the area, leaving a puzzled Sybil and Stitch behind to look back at his dust while Sam and Max in the box office just seemed confused, what happened?
"Uhm….what was that? And why is the entire Wrestling Arena shaking?" Sybil asked confused by this strange event, not from Hoagie's sudden absent, but the entire place started shaking up on some Earthquake event!
Stitch looked around and soon made some wild guesses at what's going on after Hoagie left to use…the little Kids Next Door's Room! "Meega think that Hoagie's digestive system is REALLY having enough problems to cause place to shake up after his fifteenth chili-dog or…..something really, really BIG, is ah heading this way!" Stitch's last guess really had everyone on the edge of their seats, as something made the place shake even more!
"GRrrrrooooaagghhhhh!" It sounded like the roof was being weighted down, but the supports weren't at fault, more like something was coming down from above! "CRAsssiihhhh….Banngghhhhh!" And out of that, something broke through the roof and landed it's giant metal feet in the ring for everyone, Sybil, Bosco, Stitch, Sam and Max to stare at a near 80 foot tall robot figure! The figure looked between a gerbil or a hamster, but more muscular and more evil looking with a metal cape with the logo "H" on the back and the front part of it's badge. On top of the figure was a more smaller looking gerbil/hamster creature of the robot version, but more live-like and seemed very small to be a real Earth creature! "HAch-Hahahahahah, I've come to take control of this…wrestling…wrestle off show, for my own Nefarious Schemes! And it is non other then I…Doctor Jacques Von Hamsterviel! Bwhahahahaha!" Hamsterviel proclaimed himself after his introduction, this explains a lot now!
"Ah-Chu-Kah! Hamsterviel!" Stitch snap with a snappy remark, an old foe of his and Hoagie. At this moment, Bosco and Sybil were running out of this place with a few of the audience not wanting to get crashed by a giant robot, and that left Stitch and Sam and Max up in the box office left to face or watch what this villain shall do next!
"626! How am I surprised not showing myself with in fear of you, is cause I knew you come, you blue little annoyance, you!" Hamsterviel exclaimed remarkingly being arrogant at the little blue koala alien, much to his annoyance, and even started to get on Max's edge to, as he continued. "I plan to eliminate this planet's so-called Freelance Police, and once I've disposed of you and your other trainee's in training, you'll not see the day I take over this stincken planet and rule the Universe!" The hamster proclaimed after his diabolical ranting was over.
"Ick-a-pa-toka, meega not let Gerbil get away when meega's around!" Stitch snap in determination to not let that happen. He likes being a cop, a freelance cop, and won't let one villain stop him from helping others be what he and many others wanna be! Becoming Freelance Police and getting helpful training…along with beating bad guys by the lot!
Of course, Hamsterviel laugh at this, as he made a statement as he laughs some more. "Hah, and another HAH! What can you do, you little monstrosity of Jumba, you! I made certain your partner is trapped in that bathroom after putting something in his chili meal by it's topping!….AND IT'S HAMSTER…you BLUE Trog, YOU!" Hamsterviel exclaimed while snapping that he was called a gerbil when he's a hamster!
"What you put…poison!" Stitch asked confused, he didn't see anything strange from what his friend usual eats with his gut belly?
"A Can of Vitamins?" Max asked from the set box seat, wanting to find out as well while Sam shook his head at his partner's behavior, never gets old.
Hamsterviel smirked evilly before he explained what he musta done to poor Hoagie! "A small dosage of something that Kids Next Dorkish can't handle with that over eating, over stuffing belly of his….VEGETABLES! BWahahahahaha! A Sprinkle of Broccoli in his relish is what gave him the upset tummy! GWahahahahahah!" The villained hamster tainted some more with his fiendish laughter which was becoming annoying to some!
"Holly Can of Marcus, Off Pits Borg and The Seas of Life! Giving an KND Operative of that stuff, won't be beneficial to their health!" Sam exclaimed one of his long surprise reactions before stating this surprising fact that's happen to Hoagie!
"Some villains have no shame for feeding kids healthy treats that some just don't wanna eat in life, Sam!" Max remark while shaking his head "no" at such a vile act.
"Meega still stop you!" Stitch exclaimed with a wave of his fist, getting ready to take on this rodent/gerbil/hamster fiend by all means!
Only for Hamsterviel to laugh at his face again! "Again…HAH! You think you're the best with being popular with everyone, just cause you're with that fat kid, and cause of your…." He stopped a moment to say something as if tainting someone as he said this speech out. "I can lift 3000 times my own weight!" Then he turn to look at Stitch while making this sarcastic remark back with an ego to show it! "Hah, that is why this robot I've made to be stronger….times 3001!" He made a pause before making a dramatic declare while laughing again.
"Oh snap! That's an ounce more then that little guy can handle!" Max said with a frown, he hates the old, one ounce more then you can handle, it's always a drag!
"Settle down Max, if he's like you, which I'm still trying, but can't get out of my head, he may have some alternative means to defeat his foe!" Sam stated out to his partner, besides his scary thoughts aside, that Stitch might know an alternative route to claiming victory at this direr situation!
"What say now, Experiment 626, give up, who else can help you now!" Hamsterviel tainted the little blue alien koala more as he lend his robot's face down with him, as if asking a sarcastic question of the doubt!
"Eph, Ohana!" Stitch replied with a nod, as he turn over and to everyone else's surprise even Hamsterviel, Sam and Max especially from their box office seats! Saw a spot in the stadium seats were a lot of different looking alien creatures, most of them looking like Stitch in a way were nearby! "Family, or…meega's cousins!" Stitch stated out, as he saw he wasn't alone and he had his family with him, a big family too boot!
"Wah-Wooohhhh!" Stitch's cousins cheered as they were with him on this, as some were coming down to gather around him, like an army coming to join the battle!
"Ah-Caba, Hamster-vile…Ah-Chube, Chebah! CHAAAAAaargehhhh!" Stitch spoke in his alien language before pointing at the villain in the ring, as he and his cousins now charge into battle!
"Woooaaaahhhh!" They all scream, as all six hundred and twenty-six of the Experiment series comes down for one reason….to beat the living day lights out of the speechless hamster driving the said battle bot!
"Ohhh..Blitz-Knock! GAaahhhhh!" Hamsterviel replied in remarking this change of event with an alien word (basically meaning "oh darn it" kinda statement) before he screams from pure terror!
"Bang-boom,, Poffffhhh! Bizizizizizihhh!" His robotic suit was getting covered by many of Stitch's cousins, most of them beating, blasting elemental shots, slipping inside his suit, and even some electrifying it enough for it to beat itself!
"Ohhhh, I hate to be in that fight! Reminds me of when my Sweet Old Granny decided to beat up some crooks that made fun of our weights and called us McGruffs!" Sam flinched while yelping at the fight scene happening below! That much mayhem is enough to possibly make even any foe cower in their boots!
"I wish I was in that action right now! Look at all the SENSELESS Drestruction and Mayhem! Huhnn…some kids have the best times!" Max said in over joyed at this display while signing at the display itself for thought! Now that's action, the first action they had a chance to show off in the ring on their first day on the job!
"Well it looks like our time's up, little buddy!" Sam informed some sad news to his rabbit pal, making him turn away from the exciting fight display.
"Ohhh, do we have to Sam! Things were just getting really good with the Experiments going Wild on an 80 foot tall Gerbil like robot!" Max whined out in complaining that he wants this to still go on, they're just getting to the good stuff!
"Hamster-like robot! Gaahhh!" Hamsterviel's voice snap out for them to hear, but didn't pay much attention to it! As all that was left was a body with no legs or arms, and the head rolled off with some of the experiments whacking it around like a ball!
"Not to worry Max, possibly once we get orders for this series, possible votes and fighters for the ring of the matches to be done while being said! Well be pack as fat as a Bear over-eating Honey on a Winter Solstice Night in the BMX Race of San Diego's 1945 Event!" Sam reassured his partner that they'll have another chance to continue another day of there wrestling career, but at the moment, they gotten let the viewers some time to decide and help out later if possible.
After getting the message, the rabbit shrugged off the feeling in understanding the plan of action. "Right, cause the audience at home watching us can help with either making polls of any Freelance Police group they wanna see, or the villains, or even help make a fighting scene to have it be posted by the sponsor man himself!" Max replied off while making a point across plan on what and who can help them the most with this series story their in!
"The VISION-KING himself, if their was anyone else, little buddy." Sam reminded his partner and those watching them on who's to be doing the work as of today for many folks enjoyment. "So remember kids, try and help out our good causes!" Sam then turn to you viewers, as if addressing them on helping them out.
"And well help you out of your boring lives with fun and excitement along the way! So get off what your doing, start making ideas and send them without delay!" Max added up to say, and by that, he's ordering you to help out quickly so they can get started quicker, and other stuff like that.
"As usual, you have a way with words, Max!" Sam replied at his little buddy's spokesman's talk in trying to get people to help out for their cause.
"I am to please "my" public as I'm called to, Sam!" Max declared out while making a pose of himself fixing a bow-tie, when he's not even wearing one!
"Remember, well have Bosco doing the Referee stuff when fights begin to start!" Sam stated out in reminder of who's doing Referee work! Speaking of which, we look down to see the man watching the Experiment display now ripping the hamster bot into pieces and melting them down to size!
The purple man turns and see's about 100 experiments pinning down a disable arm at the moment. "Okay, I don't think a hundred on a GIANT disabled arm is legal, but what do I know! I'm not some guy who makes the rules, I just let this one slide by as a pinned down approach!" Bosco replied at seeing about a hundred smiling cousins wave silly like in front of the camera and at the purple man, as he went over to count while Hamsterviel himself was seen looking dizzy with Stitch's foot on his robot's head glass, just as Hoagie joins him in wondering what he missed…A LOT!
"What I miss, Stitch?" Hoagie asked in seeing that something happen while he dealt with his "business" at the time of his leave?
"Oh nothing much, Hoagie? Weega's got everything under control!" Stitch replied off with shrug of his shoulders, seeing not much was happening to him at less!
"So I've noticed!" Hoagie remark in seeing the destruction Stitch and his cousins have done to Hamster-vile's machine of doom!
"Ughh…so dizzy?" Hamsterviel replied in his ball glass case, all he see's from his swirling eyes is more dizziness from what's happen to him!
Back in the Freelance Police box office, more announcements were still being made. "And with Jimmy Two-Teeth and Harry Moleman doing the camera works to keep the filming of all the action!" Max added out to say that the rat and mole will still be on camera duty to be helping with the filming….lucky them…or is it!
"And with Sybil helping them out! Which speaking of which, we just got word of her in a hospital to see how Jimmy and Harry are doing." Sam stated out the other part of the announcement to the viewing group watching them.
We see Sybil with a hospitalized Jimmy Two-Teeth and Harry Moleman in full body-cast, trying to get their story on what happen to them! "Care to explain how your feeling at this moment of this incredible pain that not a lot of people would handle after going against three Freelance Police Trainee's from past experiences with the original duo members!" Sybil asked the two, as she lens herself with her mike at the two, getting what they have to say at the moment!
"I can possible say this in my repliment…..could you stretch my left nostril, it's killing me that I can't reach it like this!" Harry Moleman asked while wiggling his nose out, feeling a really bad itch it would seem! With him covered up like that, he can't move his arms to even stretch himself when he has an itch, it's driving him crazy and he struggles uselessly to get the job done while not succeeding!
Sybil then concentrates on the last one to speak, the wounded rodent himself! "And get my agent on the line, I'M SUEING EVERYONE OF THOSE FREELANCE PUNKS!" Jimmy Two-Teeth snap out in wanting to make a suing arrangements, he's been blow out of an alley from an explosion, beaten by mugs, thugs and gangsters in a bar, and just got chased downtown by a wild monster who's man-kind's hero of justice! Justice his right-bruised eye, that's even close to being true from what he's been dealt with dealing!
The girl backed away while the two were moaning and complaining about what's been done to them. "Ugh….Back to you boys in the box office, Sam and Max!" Sybil sign off to cut this feed off from further broadcasting before anymore complains can be heard! As the camera viewing them is turn off and we return to where Sam and Max are still sitting in their comfy spots, watching a bon-fire go on in the match ring of Stitch's cousins doing a Hawaiian dance of some kind!
"Whelp, you got the scoops all down here folks!" Sam replied out to say with a wave out to you viewers.
"And we'll have more to come, just as soon as we get a moment to make our own time in our busy life styles to reply!" Max replied out to add which mostly was his lazy self talking, but that's just Max for you.
"As usual Max, you crack me up, little buddy!" Sam replied in seeing his crime fighting partner will never change, and for him, that's always a good thing. He looks to you people again before making this little spoke out next. "Remember kids! I'm Sam!"
"And I'm the ever respecting-Supreme-Ruler of all…" Max was about to make another one of his long, over doing intros of himself before….he got cut off from doing so!
"Just say your lines, doormat!" Sam interrupted Max from doing another useless introduction of making himself sound all important just cause he's the U.S.A's president, what a ham!
"Etc, etc., you get the picture, Max! Saying Good Fights, and Good Nights for us to enjoy next time!" Max wrapped up to say while adding this little claim to the ending of their broadcasting at the moment!
Sam nodded off in liking that "Good Fights, and Good Nights" comment, might be catchy to use, as he speaks again. "Not a bad slogan, pal! See you all later…..come on Max, if we're lucky, the snack bars might still be open!" Sam stated out that last bit before they were signing off the airwaves.
"I call dibs on the first meals specials!" Max exclaimed as he jumps out of his seat and was racing down to the food stands outside!
The dog shook his head in a little amusement at Max's behavior. "He gets that way whenever it's with meals, or a call from the Commissioner! Same old Max, he and anyone else like him will never change." Sam replied off as he walks down to catch up to his hyper-active manic pal from devouring the stands before he gets a treat!
Now we see the wrestling ring's area, before the title's logos "Freelance Police WHAM-KA-BOOM" show up on top in bold points! Even from behind the seen were the aliens are now dressed like hawaiian crossed Indians outfits, and strangely enough, are tying Hamster-vile to a pole while placing logs under him, and setting them on fire!
"GAAAaahhh….You can't be serious! Someone! Anyone! Stop this Overlying-Doing Madness! HEEEEeeeeeelp!" Hamsterviel screeched out while all of Stitch's cousins danced around like it was a celebration or a festive going on while Hoagie and Stitch along with their own friends watch on enjoying popcorn! This is a new series event they themselves hope to become popular, and that can be done hopefully…..with your help in doing so! Till next time viewers,….Enjoy the May-ham and Chaos…of New Freelance Police Generations to COME!…!