Hey, all you peoples!!!!!!

The Title of my story is OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!!!!

Warning: Yaoi, language

Disclaimer: If I owned death note I would be the ruler of this world Muhahahahaha, and alas I am not. J
I got lazy and decided to right this.

A/N-You all know that Matt and Mello are gay for each other. And you all know that L and Light are gay for each other. Well I'm here to tell you that story of how they each found out.

As Matt and Mello were sitting on their couch watching their favorite game show. All of a sudden, Matt got the perfect idea.

"Hey Mello wanna move our beds together to make one?" Flirted Matt.

"I think that's a good idea. But one question?"

"What?"

"Are you on crack?" Mello asked suspiciously.

"Maybe." Matt smiled.

As soon as they got done and were all hot, and sweaty from moving the bed, Mello said, "Now what?"

"Um, I think we should um um." Matt said moving a little closer.

"Yeah um um." Mello said moving a little closer too.

This went on for 10 min before they were close enough to feel their hot breath on each others neck. Matt looked up as Mello looked down and their lips touched just slightly. They both backed up and looked at each other frightened, not knowing if each felt the same way about the other. Then all of a sudden they were both free-falling onto the bed. They started kissing each other passionately and longing for more with each kiss. Their breathing got ragged. Matt licked Mello's bottom lip and Mello doesn't open his mouth. Matt started to get agitated. So then Matt kissed Mello's neck, and then Mello gasped, and gave in to his weird human desires. Then all of a sudden, the door flew open, L and Light's giggles filled the room at an unheard joke.

"OH MY GOD!!! WHAT ARE YOU TO DOING?" screamed Light.

"We're just having a little fun Lighty-Kins." Laughed Mello

"Are you guys gay?"

"Um no. I don't know. Maybe. Sure. No I don't think so. Well yes." They both stammered together.

"Wow no kidding! We are to!!!!!" Said Light.

"FOURSOME!!!!!" They all yelled.

(space)

"Mihael!" Matt said as he climaxed.

"Mail!" Mello said as he too came.

"Why do I feel so ignored?" L asked, his bottom half still hard.

"Who cares?! I got their name!" Light exclaimed, taking out his death note and wrote in it, Mail, Mihael, and L.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

"No!"

"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!"

Then Light said :You know what? I wanna do the evil laugh again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Yes my new world is almost complete!"

THE END!!!!