Hello all! Before reading this, I suggest you read "Teh Olny Oen" by Fanfiction user xxxmisteytehbroenyxxx. 8) - Jillian
It was a normal day for Sollux Captor. He was sitting on his computer playing some stupid game when all of a sudden he received a message from Karkat. "What is this..." he muttered to himself as he scanned the message.
CG: SOLLUX
TA: what ii2 it kk
CG: I JUST FOUND THE WEIRDEST HUMAN WEBSITE
CG: AND PEOPLE WRITE STORIES ABOUT US
TA: u2?
CG: LOOK AT THIS ONE
CG: SOME FUCKING IDIOT WROTE THIS SHITTY STORY ABOUT YOU AND HER
TA: what do you mean me and her
CG: LIKE MATESPRITS
TA: but aa ii2 my mate2priit already
CG: OH MY GOD JUST READ IT
Under the last line was a blue link. Sollux took a deep breath and began to read.
Just as he finished and was about to message Karkat back, the door crashed open.
"KK?" he called.
"SOWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX" a loud voice screamed. He turned around just in time to have his face smashed into a flat chest covered by the MCR logo. "SEXOL MAI LUB"
Sollux knew who she was.
"M-Misty?" he squeaked.
"OMG LYSOL U KNO ME" she squealed. "dAT MEEN...WE WER MENT TO BE..."
Sollux struggled to breathe. "What do you want?" he asked.
"YUR BUGLE!11' Misty yelled.
For the first time in a long time, Sollux screamed.