Thou shall not read ahead. This includes asking/telling others what happened, reading reviews of chapters you have not read yet, skimming over ahead chapters, etc etc.
Thou shall never feel anything for any Lucius of any fanfic unless it is utmost hatred and/or anger.
Thou shall never diss Severus Snape unless it is an accurate reason. You must consult with Julia and Sam to prove this reason with valid.
Thou shall not stop a fanfic without warning.
Thou shall read every chapter of our current obsession story as soon as it comes out. Note: Even if you do not have a working computer, you are still expected to read the chapter. An example of a current obsession story would be the third Lucius Shadow/Severus Ghost fanfic, if/when it comes out.
Excuses must be evaluated for assurance of validity.
Thou shall not say 'Holy Buddha' and/or 'Oh My Green Tea' without Julia's permission.
Thou shall not steal each other's plots, ideas, or imaginations without permission.
Writer's Block is NOT a valid excuse for not updating, and never will be.
Thou shall lie to PE teachers, as it is mandatory training for FFF's. If you feel dubious of this commandment, please consult Jessalynn as she is the one who invented such a notion.