Disclaimer: As I do not own fruits Basket... except for in my dreams...

Haru: (picks up magazine and turns to the zodiac section) I wonder if we Sohmas actually act like our animal personality... let's see... yhe boar is supposed to be sincere, reliable---

Tohru: Hello, Haru. What are you doing?

Haru: Just checkin' out everybody's zodiac personality. So boars are supposed to be sincere, reliable, tolerant, shy and short-tempered. Well those last two sum her up perfectly.

Tohru: She can be sincere, especially towards Kyo-kun.

Haru: Yeah, when she's not beating the crap out of him. Okay, ooh! Let's look at the rat! It says imaginative, ambitious, generous to loved ones and hot-tempered. Well... Yuki can be giving but...

Tohru: He always keeps his cool!

Haru: Yeah, I don't think that really works for him. How about the dog? Honest, generous, faithful, quiet and cynical.

Kyo: (walks in) You forgot perverted.

Tohru: Oh, hi Kyo-kun! We were just reaidng about zodiac personalities.

Kyo: Oh...

Haru: Well. Shigure definitely isn't quiet, not very faithful. He can be generous and honest, though.

Tohru: Yeah!

Kyo: Well what's it say about the cow?

Haru: I was hoping you wouldn't say that.

Kyo: (snatches the magazine) It says they're... inspiring, wrong, conservative, wrong, a natural born leader. Well to my knowledge I always thought good leaders had a sense of direction.

Haru: Hey!

Kyo: Stubborn, definietely, and unyielding perrsonality...whatever that means.

Haru: Moving on...

Kyo: Okay, the horse. (Haru chokes) So it says they're cunning, adventurous, cheerful ---

Haru: That's my girl!

Kyo: Oh come on. She's the least cheerful person I've ever kown and adventurous? Please. It also says they're impatient and selfish. Now that's right on the dot!

Haru: Oh, shut up!

Kyo: Make me!

Haru: (turns black) I'll KILL YOU!

Tohru: Boys?

Kyo: You couldn't hurt me of you tried!

Haru: Wanna bet?

Kyo: Anytime, anyplace!

Tohru: Boys...

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