A/N I normally don't do fanfiction for TV shows or Movies, but I couldn't resist this happy little song about everybody's favourite hypochondriac!
Okay, it might not rhyme if said, but the way I sing it, it does.
To be sung with ukulele accompaniment!!
A Song For Sheldon Cooper
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun
With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Who am I kidding?
For me you are the only one.
Now if I could just kid myself
That you only cared.
Because I like you
Sheldon Cooper
Phd, Md, Winner of the Stevenson Award
Oh I really I like you
Sheldon Cooper
Knock three times on my door and say my name.
My friend tell me I'm crazy
That you'll never love me back
And even if you did
I'll never get you in the sack
Though I know they're right
Still I let the feeling linger
That if I had my way with you
I could get you to say
Bazinga!
Because I like you Sheldon Cooper
Phd, Md, winner of the Stevenson award
Oh I really like you,
Sheldon Cooper
Knock three times on my door and say my name.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of
Static friction be-tween me and you?
You're the only thing I think about,
I really don't know what to do.
A theoretical physicist
You are a walking dream
Whispering sweet nothings,
If I only knew what they mean
Because I like you Sheldon Cooper
Phd, Md, winner of the Stevenson award
Oh I really Like you,
Sheldon Cooper
Knock three times on my door and say my name.
I'll never touch your comic books
I'll never touch your food
I'll be on your side in every fight
And I'll never, ever call you rude.
We'll play Halo on Wednesdays
Your kitty I will soften
I'll never touch the thermostat
Or pronounce the 't' in OFTEN!
Because I like you Sheldon Cooper
Phd, Md, winner of the Stevenson award
Oh I really Like you,
Sheldon Cooper
Knock three times on my door and say my name.
Sheldon Cooper, Sheldon Cooper
He's a raging hypochondriac
Sheldon Cooper, Sheldon Cooper
When he goes I only want him back
Sheldon Cooper, Sheldon Cooper
His knowledge is quite frightful
Sheldon Cooper, Sheldon Cooper
He's OCDeeeelightful…
Sheeeeldon Cooooopeeeeeer!