Sana Stripped
A Kadoka Fan Fiction by Neck-San & Mitty
"Hello! I'm Sana Karate and I'd like to tell you the real way me and Akito got together." Soon after that Naozumi appeared. "No! Sana I will not accept that fact! I'll get you back! I love you!"
"Come on you're embarrassing me," said Sana fiercely. "Fuka! Come on over and Ayuda me!
Fuka walks by Sana with a mad look on her face. Sana is surprised by this.
"Sana! I am not speaking to you. Akito was suppose to stay with-, hey aren't you Naozumi?"
"Uh yeah I am. Hey you know you really have beautiful eyes," he replied.
"So do you! They're so blue."
"Hey do you want to ride in my limo?"
Naozumi points the limo that popped out from no where.
"Sure "
Naozumi and Fuka left, leaving Sana in the dust. Sana was and angry and shouted "Hey! Come back and clean my face!" Aktio came towards Sana and handed her a blue handkerchief.
"Here," he said.
"Akito? What the hell?"
"Okay, fine don't look so happy to see me. What happened to everybody?"
"Well the kind of ditched me, (Idea) but you can be my co-star instead!"
"Uhm well-"
Before he knew it Sana grabbed Akito and threw him on a chair and started to explain her script.
"You must Aki. Okay the story goes: I'm a lovely woman in her 20's and you're delivering my mail to my door!
Akito interrupted Sana before she could finish.
"Sana that's not it."
"How do you know," she replied.
"Okay so you're in a porno?"
Akito pointed to the title of the script Sana Stripped. (We spoofed it from the title of Christina Aguilera's CD "Stripped".) Sana then busted out, "What! I didn't agree to this! REI!" A bit after Sana's screaming Rei and Asako walked out straightening their clothes.
"Arghhh! It's elementary school all over again! . ," blurted Sana.
"Hope you guys used protection," replied Akito.
"Why Rei? You tainted the studio!"
Asako said, "I don't know what you're talking about" and left.
"Sana what was it," said Rei with an irritated voice, trying to suppress this memory of what just happened.
"Oh yeah! Rei (face becomes serious) did you sign me up for a porno?"
Rei take the script from her hands and read the title.
"No! What is this?" Rei then hugged Sana "They can't do this to my Sana!"
"Hey when did Akito leave?"
Rei and Sana look at the empty chair where Akito was sitting on before. Later Akito walks in with the script writer, Mr. Watanabe. Mr. Watanabe was a middle aged, short, fat, and round man who wore a pair of spectacles which had a noticeably strong prescription.
"This guy is Mr. Watanabe. He wrote the script," said Akito.
Mr. Watanabe then spoke," I think you have matured enough to do this Sana. In one year you have blossomed into a very attractive young lady. EEEE HEEE HEEE (Perverted Laugh XD).
Akito and Rei were both very angry with him and punched Mr. Watanabe in the stomach in unison.
"Pervert! Don't talk about my Sana that way! Pttt (spit wad)," said Akito and Rei.
"How flattering guys, but Mr. Watanabe go on with your story," said Sana.
"Yeah let's go on with the story that doesn't make sense," replied Akito.
The studio guy then jumped in the conversation, "Hey you guys, this is all live."
"WHAT?" Sana yelled. "I was going to do this porno live?"
"Hey guys, fellow crew members of the studio. Let's quit working for this perverted, dirty old man known as Mr. Watanabe. None of his stories make sense and he also lied to our beloved Sana," said the same studio guy.
"Yeah! Also that bastard only pays us $1.26 an hour! Let's go to the studio next door. They pay more than minimum rage. They asked us yesterday to start working there! Let's go!" said the second studio guy. All the other studio guys shouted, "Yeah let's go!"
Six minutes later everybody left and Mr. Watanabe was passed out on the floor. Sana, Rei, and Akito were still on stage. Sana looking at the camera said, "Hey you guys! You all have been punked! Let's go!" Sana then punches the camera causing it to go off air and they make for a quick escape. The awkwardly left the studio and Rei was driving Sana and Akito to the mall in Osaka.
"Okay guys I'll come back at eight. Oh and Sana," said Rei.
"Yes?" she replied.
"Next time I'll look closer."
"I'll let it pass this time, I guess Asako was distracting. Well, go back, you probably want to finish it off with her. Later."
"Bye."