The Calvin and Hobbes Theme Song:
(Calvin and Hobbes walk to a record player in a blank room.)
(Calvin starts the record player and Baby Got Back song starts playing. Calvin looks at the screen.)
Calvin: Woops. Sorry, kids. Wrong music.
(Calvin flips the record disk to the other side and starts the player. NOW The Calvin and Hobbes Theme Song starts playing. Calvin and Hobbes start doing a dumb dance.)
Man in background: Did you ever watch TV all morning and be hyperactive all day? Did you ever cream somebody with a water balloon in the summer or a snowball in the winter? Didn't you ever get bad grades in school? If you didn't...THEN YOU WILL!
(Then it goes through some short animations of "Calvin and Hobbes: The Show" episodes)
Kids in background (singing): Calvin and Hobbes! Calvin and Hobbes! Calvin, Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin and Hobbes! Calvin and Hobbes!
Calvin (singing): Naughtiness, funniness, hilariousness,
Kids in background: Calvin and Hobbes!
Hobbes (singing): Smelling dead flowers, killing flowers, half-an-hour
Kids in background: Calvin and Hobbes! (Starts singing) There's nothing funnier than Calvin and Hobbes. There's nothing funnier than Calvin and Hobbes.
(Goes back to the blank room Calvin and Hobbes are in)
Kids in background (signing) Calvin, Calvin, Calvin...and Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobbes. CALVIN AND HOBBES!
(Calvin and Hobbes scream and run off. Susie runs by with a hose. Then the words "Produced and released by Bill Watterson" appear in red Calvin and Hobbes font.)
Narrator: We'll be right back.
(No commercials. Sorry. TV only.)
Narrator: Now back to the show.