Nia: Hello you guys! This is my first story *blushes* so please be nice.
America: Yeah bros be nice! Besides, if someone tries to be mean you don't have to worry because THE HERO IS HERE!
New York: Hey dad I just got an email fr-
*gets grabbed by New Jersey and dragged out*
Nia: O-o please do the disclaimer.
America: Dolce cuore continua a venire does not own Hetalia in fact, she never will. I have to admit, I am pretty happy she doesn't!
Nia: *gasps*
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America was sitting in his office as he rarely does and was actually doing his paper work. That was, until a shrill was heard from across the hall.
"DAD!" A heavy Texas accent boy yelled "NEW JERSEY BROUGHT 4 OF HER BOYFRIENDS OVER AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO HAVE AN OR-"
"OH SHUT UP ALREADY TEXAS!" Another voice yelled out which was identified as a female who , had an New Jersey accent "YOU'RE ACTIN AS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DI-"
"Language!" Another female yelled out who can be identified as an Maryland girl.
By this point though, America was half way out of his office door.
"Father is working right now." an Minnesotan boy said "So, how about we just leave dad alone?"
"Minnesota is right," a southern accent girl said "dad ain't going nowhere with that much work!"
"Your right Louisiana, that is if you guys stop yelling and stop distracting me." America said smirking.
"DAD!" they all exclaimed.
"Now, now I know how you guys are but first thing first, New Jersey what did I tell you about having a boyfriend?"
"Daddy, I have no idea what you're talking about," New Jersey said batting her eyelashes "beside, it's Texas fault, I just brought some friends over from school."
"...You do know that you guys are not required to go to school in about 51 years right?" America asked crossing his arms.
"Umm, haha yeah..." New Jersey said.
" 'Cause you busted. While you at it (Busted) Call a cab (Cause you busted) It's obvious (Busted) You played around (Cause you busted) Go upstairs and get your shh and get the F up out of here now~" an New Yorkers voice sang out from upstairs.
"Shut up New York its a golden award performance going on right now and you got the nerve to be singing... men! I tell you we girls need to get rid of 'em. I will play the role of the man and have the girls come to me! VIVA LA GIRL ON GI-"
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU CALIFORNIA AND YOUR LES-"
"Play nice now Arizona"
"O I jus wanna play my guitar and ride down the river side"
"Not you too, Alabama."
America pinched the bridge of his nose trying his best to calm down the headache on the way. 'Would they please shut the hell up.' But to his downfall, the house started to get louder.
"Stop actin country Alabama, we all know the country one is me, Wisconsin."
"Ha, in your wildest fantasy its obviously me, Utah"
"Nooo, it's me Nebraska!"
"What an amateur, it is obviously me, the one and only Nevada."
" O hell no, we all know that country music originated in Tennessee, which is in fact, me."
Several gasps came right after that. After a long pause, America actually thought that it was going to be a bit peaceful. But to no avail, chaos began.
"YOU CAN'T PROVE IT ASSHOLE"
"ORIGINATED, HA DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!"
"He is kinda ri-"
"I SAY WE LET DAD DECIDE! Dad, who is better at making country music?"
"THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BLOODY QUESTION!"
"O YEAH? AND WHO TOLD YOU TO DECIDE WHAT THE QUESTION WAS YOU SLUT!"
"AT LEAST I COULD GET LAID"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" America yelled.
Silence immediately fell on them like a blanket. America walked around New Jersey and climbed the stairs. He immediately made a hand gesture, which meant one thing: lecture time.
"First of all, everyone go to the family announcement room," America said "now."
Ever state scuttled out and towards the room. Once America was pissed, he was pissed. America went to New Jerseys room and erased the 4 boys memories and sen t them home. He then sauntered down the stairs and straight to the family announcement room.
"So, because you all made a ruckus, I have a headache. With that being said, I don't want anymore yelling k' guys?" America asked.
"Yes Dad!" They all answered immediately.
"Good now, let's enjoy the rest of the day okay!"
"Okay!" They replied again.
After that they all started to evacuate the room and going off to do their own thing. America smiled. 'No matter how mad I am, I still love those kids.'
After an hour of doing his paper work, there was a knock on the door.
"Come in" America stated.
"Sorry dad for intruding" the soft but stern voice said
"Its okay Maryland. What is it?"
"We all made cookies for you as an apology for making you angry." Maryland said softly.
"Thanks, you could put it right there. I am almost done so you don't have to worry yourself none."
"Okay!" Maryland smiled and skipped out.
America couldn't help but smile. It's kinda Ironic but, he actually did a good job at raising his kids. In fact, it was hard to believe he had kids to begin with.