Welcome the my original story, Banana Slice! For some reason Zelos has this bizarre liking to Earth's Banana Slices. Once he gives them out, everyone becomes obsessed. Sounds interesting? Well you better believe it. My story has no romance, some language, and LOADS of humor! No offense to any person I offend by hurting their favorite character or making their favorite character act really odd. Well hope you enjoy! This isn't well written with detail, this is just to make ya laugh, I hope. Before I forget! Lucky come here, kitty!

Lucky: an orange tabby kitten enters Meow?

Me: Do my disclaimer pwease?

Lucky:…rrr-eow?

Me: Fine I'll do it! I don't own anything I write about. The people who made it up owns it! Like Namco!

Banana Slices

Chapter One: Banana Truck

"Watch out you idiot!"

With a yelp, Tethalles' redheaded chosen fell to the ground with a thud. Thick red hair fell on the ground of Meltokio. Arising to his feet, Zelos looked around.

"Who knocked over the Great Magnificent Zelos?" He inquired, well really demanded. His eyes scanned around. He shrugged and continued on his daily walk to see his hunnies. Passing the Inn a cart on wheels went by him.

"Nice cold Meltokio Banana Slices! Just in from a faraway place called Earth!" A salesmen dressed in some peasant clothes called out pushing the cart. Zelos grinned and thought to himself.

Banana Slices? Is that some kind of perfume to attract more hunnies to you?

His mind went a hundred miles an hour with brilliant ideas, well, Zelos Ideas. He walked over and put his elbow on the cart.

"How much do they cost?" He asked twirling his red hair.

"Ch..osen!....The Banana Slices?...there…there free!" He spoke passing Zelos about five banana slices. The poor mans eyes looked around in every direction.

"Thank you," Zelos chimed walking away. Still walking, he looked down at the "Banana Slices".

"Well what do you do with these things? Do you eat them? Do you wear them on your fingers? Do you put them down your shirt?" He asked to himself. He laughed out loud with thoughts of their purpose. Deciding they must be food, he chugged one into his mouth.

A pleasant, no delightful feeling came over him. He screamed out with glee and began to jump up and down which was rather bizarre for even Zelos.

"THESE ARE TERRIFIC! THEY ARE ALMOST AS GREAT AS ME!" He declared as everyone's eyes set upon their Chosen. Not knowing what to do, they each grabbed a Banana Slice from the man's cart. The all almost had the same re action as Zelos.

Soon everyone in Meltokio was buzzing about these "Banana Slices". The man who was selling them was sitting his big old pile of gald.

Zelos exited Meltokio with the slices in hand. He grabbed his Rheiard he just so happened to get from the Renegades and decided to go see his old buddy, Lloyd.

After awhile he made his way to Slyvarant, then he arrived at Iselia. He banged his fist on the door.

"LLOYD! BUD! OPEN THE DOOR!" Zelos bellowed one fist banging, and the other holding his delectable dainties.

The hazel haired swordsman opened the door and starred at the older man.

"What do you want?" Lloyd grunted starring at Zelos munching away. Zelos' eyes widened as he stuffed a Banana Slice in Lloyd's mouth.

Lloyd, having the same re action as Zelos, began to run around his yard jumping up and down. Zelos pleasantly watched him.

"These are great? Where the heck did you find these?" Lloyd asked begging for another.

Zelos chucked him another one.

"Their from a place called…" He recoiled a minute pondering the place name. "Earth" he declared. Lloyd nodded.

"Let's go find the others and give them some!" Lloyd blurted out. Zelos grinned and nodded.

"AND GO SEE SOME OF MY HUNNIES!" He spoke in a stance. Lloyd, who usually who slap him, got in the same exact pose as Zelos and yelled out,

"HIYAH!"

Author's Note:

Wow that's exciting! What can two Banana High, girl loving men do?... A lot Next chapter ASAP! Oh, and some guy called Taylor Garvis owns, Delectable Dainties!

Bye!