Monster Falls-Antlers-Oneshot
It was a lazy Sunday that fateful day in Monster Falls, Oreogon, and Dipper was just walking down the creaky stairs to the kitchen.
Clip, clop, clip, clop.
A yawn escaped his mouth as he stretched his four legs and arms, and grabbed some cereal from the cupboard with a bowl, milk and spoon before settling on the table to solve the rumblings from his large(er) deer belly.
"Sup, bro-bro!"
"AAAH!"
Dipper, due to his half animal mind being distressed, reared up and knocked down the table, the bowl crashing to the ground. The white fluid along with the soggy cereal flowed outwards, falling into gaps in the already rotten wood and his breakfast ruined.
He sighed, and turned around to greet his twin sister Mabel. The mermaid was leaning on the side of her water tank, grinning at the sight of her brother so flustered. It was all in fun and games though, so no real harm.
The hybrid ran bony fingers through his long, brown hair, "Ha ha, well done, you got me."
She just smirked and did a little flip with her pink tail, no words needed.
"Anyway, how'd you get down here? I thought we left you and your little fish bowl-"
"I'm not a fish Dipper, it's called a fantabulous TANK!" Mabel exaggerated, and laughed.
Dipper gave her a playful glare, "Ok, I thought we left you in your TANK in the living room, how did you move yourself and that thing in here?"
"Magic!"
"Uh, I'm going to clear this up and get some breakfast so please, no more suprises?!"
She winked and dived into the water.
Her twin looked back at the mess he made, and tried to clean it up best he could. Soon everything was looking pretty spick and span so Dipper repeated the process of getting the cereal, milk, bowl and finally the spoon and sat down to eat.
Finally he thought as he scooped up some of his golden hoops on the spoon.
But then...
"OHMYGOSH DIPPER LOOK!"
"AAAH!MABEL!"
Dipper gave his 'wonderful sister' a cold look as he spoke, "What is it NOW Mabel? Huh? HUH?!" he sadly gazed upon the again messy kitchen, would he ever get to eat breakfast?
"Oh, sorry Dip, it's just, you finally got your antlers!"
Slowly he patted his head and felt them, yes they where small, but they where antlers all the same! They where knobbly and a wonderful ivy colour, just the way they should be. Dipper whooped and hollered, prancing around the spilt milk like a maniac, he had antlers!
And just like that, Dipper danced out the room, thoughts of breakfast or ever clearing up the kitchen long forgotten.
Mabel laughed again at her silly brother, what a start to a lazy Sunday!
THE END
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