Famous Advice
May the odds be ever in your favor! – The Hunger Games
"Teddy, can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Sure, What's up?"
"I... Uhm... I'm confused."
"Okay... about what?"
"I think I like someone."
"Really? That's great, Lou! Took you long enough! So who is she?"
"That's the thing..."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, she's... well... She's a he."
"Oh. Oh. Okay."
"Okay?"
"Yeah. I mean, who cares? Who is he?"
"I... I can't tell you..."
"Why not?"
"Because."
"Lou, you want help right?"
"Yes."
"Then you have to tell me."
"He's older then me, though... And I think he's completely straight... And I just... I don't know, Teddy."
"Older then you? Well... That scratches out the Longbottom twins, what about their older brother, Frank? No? Oh god please don't tell me it's Scorpius."
"No, it isn't Scorpius. He's older then that."
"Do I know him?"
"Yes."
"Do I know him well?"
"Yeah."
"Is he related to either of us?"
"No."
"Have I ever lived with him?"
"Maybe."
"Elijah?"
"Maybe."
"Aw! Lou! That's adorable."
"Shut up... I know nothing is ever going to happen."
"Maybe; maybe not, why don't you talk to him about it?"
"Because Teddy! It's ELI! Your best friends younger brother! My sisters ex! I shouldn't feel like this about him."
"I know. But you do."
"Don't remind me."
"I say go for it."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Teddy, please."
"Agree with me, Lou. You like him, I know for a fact that he's bisexual..."
"He dated my sister, Teddy."
"Then your sister left him and got with someone else."
"That don't cancel out that she was with him."
"Domi is a lesbian, Louis! She isn't going to care!"
"I know, but-"
"No buts, dude, I know talking to people about this is hard... I remember the first time I came out..."
"Is there one person in your family who's straight?"
"Amalie."
"Makes since... WAIT... Uncle Harry?"
"Was totally banging Mr. Malfoy."
"Well that's an image I didn't want in my head."
"Hey! Your changing the subject!"
"I'm not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Louis William Weasley!"
"What?"
"How does he make you feel?"
"Uncle Harry?"
"No, Smart ass!"
"Oh, Mr. Malfoy? Well, he's dead, so..."
"Wipe that smirk off your face! How does Elijah make you feel?"
"Happy. Like I'm on Cloud Nine. But-"
"No Buts."
"Teddy-"
"Don't Teddy me, you asked for my advice, now you have to listen to me, it's law. Plus I am the older and wiser one!"
"You're so mature."
"Shut up and go kiss Elijah."
"Fine, I'll talk to him."
"But I said-"
"Not happening."
"Fine. I guess I can live with you talking to him about it."
"Teddy?"
"Yeah?"
"Remind me never to ask you for advice again."
Written For;
All Or Nothing Challenge
Connect The Weasley's Challenge; Teddy/Louis; Confused
Favorite Era Boot Camp; Cloud
Pairing Diversity BC; Louis/OC; Denial
Character Diversity BC; Louis Weasley; Change
Slash/Femslash BC; Agreement
Family Boot Camp; Potter-Weasley's; Wisdom
Pairing Set Boot Camp; Louis/OC
Boot Quotes Boot Camp; May the odds be ever in your favor! – The Hunger Games