Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars or any of the other series parodied in this fic series. I also don't have any money. Suing me would be pointless.
Author's Notes:
These notes are very important. Please pay attention.
First, I wrote this when I was twelve or so, which was some six years ago. I know it's not the greatest piece of fiction ever created, but I had a lot of fun writing it at the time, and it still makes me laugh. Because it makes me laugh, I am posting it for others to read. I hope it causes involuntary convulsions for you, too, though it is not always funny. At least part of my laughter is because I actually wrote this, and since chances are you did not, that part of the joke will be lost. I'm sorry.
This fic really requires some familiarity with a lot of things, but most important is knowledge of Admiral Piett. He was a Star Wars character who appeared in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Okay, remember in Empire Strikes Back when Vader chokes the Admiral with the mustache? Piett is the guy who gets promoted.
Once again, please keep in mind this was written by a twelve-year-old. It helps.
If you're wondering about chapter length: when I originally wrote this, it was in Quark XPress, and each chapter came out to two pages. Exactly. The sole exception is the first chapter, which was three pages.
Thanks in advance for reading and reviewing, even if it's just to say "this is crap." I won't mind, really. I just hope you'll take the time to read some of my other things and agree that my writing has progressed a great deal. Hey, everyone has to start somewhere. This is where I started.
~Emiko
Author's Notes:
These notes are very important. Please pay attention.
First, I wrote this when I was twelve or so, which was some six years ago. I know it's not the greatest piece of fiction ever created, but I had a lot of fun writing it at the time, and it still makes me laugh. Because it makes me laugh, I am posting it for others to read. I hope it causes involuntary convulsions for you, too, though it is not always funny. At least part of my laughter is because I actually wrote this, and since chances are you did not, that part of the joke will be lost. I'm sorry.
This fic really requires some familiarity with a lot of things, but most important is knowledge of Admiral Piett. He was a Star Wars character who appeared in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Okay, remember in Empire Strikes Back when Vader chokes the Admiral with the mustache? Piett is the guy who gets promoted.
Once again, please keep in mind this was written by a twelve-year-old. It helps.
If you're wondering about chapter length: when I originally wrote this, it was in Quark XPress, and each chapter came out to two pages. Exactly. The sole exception is the first chapter, which was three pages.
Thanks in advance for reading and reviewing, even if it's just to say "this is crap." I won't mind, really. I just hope you'll take the time to read some of my other things and agree that my writing has progressed a great deal. Hey, everyone has to start somewhere. This is where I started.
~Emiko