Author's Note: Co-written with my awesome fangirl friend UnfathomableEnigma! WARNING: May contain spoilers from Avengers: Age of Ultron.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, sadly.
Tony, Steve, Bruce, and Clint were all very strong. Years of training and conditioning would do that to you, that's for sure. But, no matter how had they tried, none were ever able to lift Mjolnir. The hammer, dubbed Meow-Meow by Jane's assistant, Darcy, could only ever be lifted by Thor.
That is, until now.
The men of Avengers Tower sat quietly in the thirteenth floor living room. All you could hear were the roaring grunts of the enormous, green rage monster as he struggled incessantly to lift the hammer. The god of thunder watched, amused, because to him, it was weightless.
Slowly, Bruce became Bruce again.
"I can't do it! That's one heavy hammer." He sighs, flopping down onto his most-likely-antique armchair unceremoniously.
"All right," Tony announces, "My turn." With a confident grin, he stands. Cracking his knuckles, the billionaire approached the hammer and pulled. He wrestles with it for a few minutes before stopping with a defeated look. Just as he lay back down on his red and gold couch, Natasha walks in. She and Pepper had gone shopping, so she was still in her civilian clothes.
"Hey, Nat," Clint pipes up. He moves over to make room for her on the couch. She walks right past him and stops abruptly next to Mjolnir.
"Seriously? Again? This is like the fifth time!" she exclaims. Why does she still live with these fools? When her question is met with silence, she rolls her eyes.
"Why don't you try, Black Widow. Then you can get mad." Tony grumbles from beneath his Iron Man themed blanket.
"Don't mind if I do," and with that, she grabs the handle…
And effortlessly hoists it up. Tosses it. Catches it. Spins it on her freakin' finger! All the while she smirks at the shocked men.
"Wha-wha-WHAT?!" Tony sputters. Clint jumps up and slowly walks up to his partner, grinning. Nat's eyes widen.
"Oh, I forgot something in the car. Here, hold this." She drops the hammer into the archer's hand and turns away.
Just as Clint falls through the floor. Three of them, to be precise.
"Oh, I guess he's not worthy," Natasha says, feigning surprise. She struts over to the Clint-shaped hole.
"I love you, honey!" She calls. Clint only grunts.
"Whatever," he moans. Natasha shrugs, knowing he really did love her.
Slowly, Tony's eyes widen in realization. His OTP is CANON!
He jumps up, grinning now.
"JARVIS," he says, "Get tumblr going, this is awesome!"
And with that, he is gone. The room, once again, falls silent.
The End
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