Hi everyone! Yes, yes, I know this is indeed my first fanfic…. about nothingness. And it shall certainly be horrible, shall it not? 'Tis about Sasuke…and, for Curry's request, muffins! Mwaha….ha.
Chappie 1: The nightmare begins.
It was morning. Yes, everyone, morning. Sasuke awoke, his eyes blinded by the sun because of the stupid ugly babyish wimp he is, and squealed that girly little yawn that he always did.
"Sai, sweetie, come for breakfast!" Oro-sama, his little man slave called to him from the other room in their little underground lair. It's like Brokeback Mountain in there .But underground and all anime and such.
Sasuke's eyes lit up when he heard his lover's words. "What's for breakfast?" he said Oro-sama, walking into the room with another girly squeal and a smile on his face. As he turned to Oro-sama, he saw the look on his face had changed, that look that was unappeasable to anyone who knew Oro-sama. Evil.
"MUFFINS!" Oro-sama said in a demonic voice. His eyes were as red as garnet, and his skin was more white and scaly then usual. His fangs also looked sharper then usual. Then it hit the gay little boy: his nightmare had begun.
"No……No…" He kept telling himself. This couldn't be happening. Not now. Not the muffins. Anything but the muffins. He turned his glance quickly to the table to see what had been beyond the nightmares of his worse.
The muffins. Staring at him with little eyes of cuteness. The muffins smiled at him, and leapt toward him with open little muffin arms. "I luff you!" The large muffin, the cutest of them all, said in the high squeaky voice of his….It almost sounded like Sasuke's. The muffin squealed and kissed Sai-san on the ugly little cheek of his. Sai-san pulled the muffins off of him with absolutely no strength in his yank(Because he's a little weakling). He ran out the door, as quickly as he could possibly run(which isn't very fast). The muffins followed after him, bouncing around like some kind of Mexican jumping beans that just robbed a Dunkin' Doughnuts and drank all the high caffinated drinks.
Sasuke ran. He ran and ran and ran. And yes my friend, he frickin' ran. He ran all the way to Brazil, where he hid in silence for months. He eventually changed his name to Oswald Yemmington and changed his daily outfit to a sparkly magenta leotard.
What will happen next to our girly friend Sai-san(san, Chan, whatever you want to call him. I prefer Chan. That's for girls. Ha…haha.) ? Will the muffins return? Will a snake bite Sai-san and turn into a giant lobster being that obsesses over a mongoose named Johansson? All those questions are still in mind…..But what will really happen? NO BODY KNOWS!!!!!! Well, I do, because I of course am the author. JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR CHAPPIE 2: THE BRAZILIAN LIFE!!!!
There you have it folks. Do not question my silliness, or the next thing in your life you shall see is I looking into your window with a sniper rifle pointed at your forehead.
Sai-san: Why must you make fun of me?
Me: CUZ YOU'RE A FRICKIN WHIMP!