Congrats! We're Not Dead!

by Happy Dickfart

We here at the Dickfart family wish you all a blessed and joyous New Year. Except for people who give long-winded and bad reviews about nitpicky grammatical preferences. Just ignore them from now on. You'll be happier knowing you didn't stroke some butthole's ego. That's the only reason they leave those reviews, you know. It has nothing to do with you. They're full of themselves.

Ash is still ten. And he still hasn't caught them all.

But it's 2018 anyway, so who cares?