Hi it's me. I hope you like this story. It just sort of came to me a little while ago. Just warning there will be A LOT of fluff. Mostly Percabeth fluff but let's just say Percy will have his hands full before long. I hope you enjoy this.

Disclaimer- last I checked I was not a male so that would mean I am not Rick Rioerden(audience in my head gasped dramatically). Honestly if I were Rick would I be siting here writing this? I think not.

"Well, Happy Birthday Sea… Percy," Annabeth said standing up and leaving the table. Once she was out of earshot Percy cursed himself.

"Well it is now official, she hates you," he grumbled. 'Percy?' What was that about? He had always been Seaweed Brain to her. It had started out as an insult but Percy had grown to like it-coming from Annabeth that is.

"Nice going," a voice said behind him. Grover walked toward Percy clapping slowly. "No, I mean it. That was a really good show of emotion, and how much you care about her. Really heartwarming." The sarcasm in his voice was so think it would bend the knife you tried to cut it with.

"What are you talking about?" Percy asked.

"What am I…? What do you think?" Grover almost shouted. "You just let Annabeth go without the slightest hint of your feelings for her."

"My what?" Percy asked standing up in shock. "We're friends. That's it, nothing more."

Grover dropper his face to one of his hands and shook his head slowly. "How is it that you are the last to see this?" he asked. "It is so obvious that you two like each other it is painful to watch."

"Like each other, as in like-like each other?" Percy asked. "No. you have it all wrong, G-man. It's not like that."

"Yeah sure, because you don't drool over her, you don't gape-open mouthed- when she goes swimming, you don't watch her like a hawk and scare off all competition, you've never…"Grover would have continued had Percy not covered his mouth.

"I get it okay," Percy said loudly. "But I am not asking her out."

"Why, on earth or Hades, not," Grover asked.

"Well considering the main topic of this conversation is Annabeth, I will explain the way she would have," Percy began.

"Meaning?" Grover asked.

"Using logic," Percy answered.

"Who are you and what have you done with Percy Jackson?"

"Well not real logic more common sense," Percy amended.

"Again I ask, who are you?"

"Grover look at it this way," Percy said holding a hand out as if to show a slide in a slide show. "On one hand I can ask Annabeth out and have her say no then gut me like the fish I am."

"She would not say no," Grover said.

'You don't know that. Anyway, on the other hand I can just stay Annabeth's friend. I don't die, I retain a healthy, lifelong friendship, and I don't die," Percy said.

"If you were so worried about dying why didn't you become a god?" Grover asked. Percy bit his tongue, having no answer. "You didn't want to lose Annabeth."

"No, I did it so that we wouldn't have to worry about losing the support of the minor gods and goddesses," Percy stammered.

"Yeah sure," Grover said. "It had nothing to do with Annabeth, the love of your life."

"Don't call her that," Percy said. "And she's not. Now if you are done prying into my personal life, I need to go." Without waiting for an answer Percy bolted for his cabin. Once inside he locked the door, closed the windows and drew the curtains. Still he felt like he was being watched.

(On Olympus)

"This is so boring," Aphrodite groaned. Sure watching Percy and Annabeth scramble to gather their scattered thoughts and feelings for one another had been fun at first it was growing tedious now. It was time to meddle.

Quickly Aphrodite rushed to her love potion cabinet. Inside she found a small, pale pink bottle and smiled. This vial didn't look like much but give it time, dynamite comes in small packages(A/N No Aphrodite is not going to blow up Percy. I would have no story, it's just a metaphor). This one potion could bring down entire kingdoms in a day. Aphrodite only had one boy in mind. Even with the Cures of Achilles he was going to have his hands full.

"This is going to be so much fun," Aphrodite squeaked. She took one more look at the mortals whose lives would change-yet again- when they woke in the morning.

Okay have to retract my past statment. If I had I book published I would totally wite continuations or different version of what could have happened.

Anyway I have some ideas like with the vial, it is going to be good. Or at least it is in my mind. But I need ideas for other stuff. But you'll have a better idea of what kind of thing to suggest in the next chapter but don't let that stop you from reviewing at his chapter. Really they make my entire day. Oh and if you can guess what the potion in the vial dose or is for if we ever meet face to face I will bye you a soda, and you can hold me to that, but it has to be exact.

Thanks for reading.

Randomness- I. Like. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.