Akatsuki: Attack of The Tobi

I don't own Naruto, yeah. Or RvB, yeah.

Prologue

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEIDARA-SENPAI!!" Tobi yelled, barging in through Deidara's door. "TOBI!? WHAT THE HELL!!DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, YEAH!!?" Deidara yelled. "Tobi doesn't have a watch." Tobi replied. "Then what's that on your wrist, yeah?" Deidara asked. "Oh, it doesn't work." Tobi responded. "Why'd you- never mind, I don't think I want to hear the story, yeah.""Well, Happy Birthday, Deidara-senpai!!" Tobi said. "My birthday was three months ago, yeah." Deidara said. "So no party then?" Tobi asked. "Tell you what, talk to me three months earlier and then we'll talk about parties., yeah." Deidara said, very aggravated. "OKAY!! TIME MACHINE ACTIVATE!!" Tobi yelled, pressing a button on his watch. In a snap, Tobi was gone.

Tobi arrived, but in Deidara's birthday cake. "YEAH!!" Tobi yelled. "WHAT THE HELL, YEAH!? MY CAKE, YEAH!!" Deidara yelled. Cake and Icing was splattered everywhere. "Oh, Hi Deidara-senpai!" Tobi said, waving. "TOBI!? WAIT-THEN WHO'S THAT, YEAH!?" Deidara asked, pointing to Tobi. "Oh, Hi! My name is Tobi! And Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi said to… Tobi. "Welcome!! My name's Tobi, too! And Tobi's a good boy, too!" Tobi 2 (yes let's call him that) said. "Cool!" Tobi said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, yeah!!!!!!" Deidara screamed. "is that a 'yeah' or a 'no?" Tobi asked. "NOOOOOOOOOOO" Deidara yelled again.

Tobi and Tobi 2 shook hands, but Tobi accidentally pressed his time machine button. So both Tobis were gone and in the present. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, yeah!!!!!!!" Deidara (present) screamed. There were now two Tobis in the room. "Did I miss anything?" Tobi asked. "TOBI!!!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!" Kisame yelled coming through the door. Kisame was the same, except for… "KISAME-SAN!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!? YOU'RE NOT A FISHY ANYMORE!!" Tobi said, pointing at the place where the gills used to be. "NO DUH BASTARD!! EVER SINCE YOU SCREWED EVERYTHING UP, I'M HUMAN NOW!!" Kisame yelled. "AND YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO DEIDARA!!" "Why? What happened to Deidara-senpai?" Tobi asked. "HE'S NOT BLONDE ANYMORE!! AND HE DOESN'T HAVE MOUTHS ON HIS HANDS!!" Kisame responded, still getting used to breathing through his nose. "HOLY CRAP!!" Tobi said.

"AND ITACHI'S NOT IN AKATSUKI ANYMORE!!" Kisame screamed. "THE UCHIHA CLAN IS STILL ALIVE AND ITACHI'S A NICE MEMBER OF SOCIETY!!" "Oh my god! I did that!? What happened to the others!?" Tobi asked. "WE NEVER MET!! THE ONLY NORMAL ONES HERE ARE ME, DEIDARA, AND ZETSU!!" Kisame said. "Did anything happen to Zetsu-san?" Tobi asked. "HE'S WORKING AT THE YAMANAKA FLOWER SHOP!! Here's a clip from the surveillance camera." Kisame popped the tape into the VCR. It showed Zetsu at the counter and Ino scolding him about scaring the customers. Kisame turned the TV off. "SEE!? EVER SINCE YOU SCREWED UP THE TIME LINE-" "Lines? Time is not made of lines, it is made of circles. That is why clocks are round." Tobi stated. "WHATEVER!! TOBI, I'M NOT A SHARK, ZETSU WORKS IN THE FLOWER SHOP, DEIDARA'S NOT A BLONDE, SASORI IS THE NEW LEADER OF AKATSUKI!! HE MADE US WEAR TOY STORY COSTUMES!! ITACHI IS A RESPECTED MEMBER OF SOCIETY, AND HIDAN AND KAKUZU'S PERSONALITIES HAVE BEEN REVERSED!! HIDAN IS OBSESSED WITH MONEY, AND KAKUZU TURNED TO RELIGION!!" Kisame yelled. He grabbed Tobi by the shoulders. "NOW, FIX IT."

"How?" Tobi asked. "Go back in time and put that Tobi back!" Kisame said, pointing at the second Tobi. "But-" "NOW." Kisame said. "Fine…" Tobi said. "Come on Tobi two." When Tobi left and came back, nothing changed. "WHAT THE HELL!? TOBI!! YOU DID TAKE HIM BACK, DIDN'T YOU!?" Kisame said. "Well… let me try again." Tobi ended up trying for the 5th time, and by that time, brought back 5 Tobis. Get the picture? "TOBI!! WHAT THE HELL!!" Kisame yelled. 'THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGED WAS DEIDARA GOING BACK TO BLONDE!!" "Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi said. "TOBI'S A F#$TARD!!" Kisame yelled. "(sigh) Ok… calm down Kisame… Why don't you-" "LET TOBI TRY AGAIN!!" Tobi said. "NO! CRAP!!" Kisame said. Tobi came back with 20 more Tobis. "TOBI!! WHAT THE HELL!?" Kisame said, pointing at all the clones. "What?" Tobi asked. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT'!? WHAT ARE ALL THOSE TOBIS DOING HERE!?" Kisame said. "let Tobi tell Kisame something. Tobi's next plan goes as well as the first." One of the 20 new Tobi's said. And then more Tobi's started appearing all over the base. "AW CRAP!!!!!" Kisame yelled. 'Tobi has a new idea!!!" Tobi said and went back in time one more time.

In one flash of light everything was back to normal. "Tobi did it!" Kisame said. "Tobi is a good boy" Tobi said. "What happened?" asked Itachi " I feel like I helped someone" said Zetsu. "I wonder what happened to all the other Tobi's,Yeah?" Deidara asked. 'has anyone seen that new cloning machine I made?" asked the leader and then they all heard this phrase "TOB IS A GOOD BOY!!!!!!!" then everyone looked outside and were filled with horror at what they saw. All The Tobi clones were outside and swarming and making more Clones. They somehow got a hold of the cloning machine the leader made. "OH NO!!" Kisame yelled. Deidara was in a fetal position on the ground, saying "no" constantly. "Uh… Hey, Deidara… It'll be alright… ok?" Kisame tried to comfort Deidara.

That is, until all the Tobis yelled in unison, "WORLD DOMINATION!!". That phrase is what made everyone start to panic. Itachi found his way to them. "Hey, what happened?" He asked. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?" Kisame asked. "Oh I just killed everyone in Konoha. Nothing big." Itachi said. "o…k…" Kisame said before turning back To the Tobi army. "FASTER WORLD DOMINATION!!" They yelled. "We've got to run, yeah…" Deidara said, backing away slowly.

"RUN!!" Kisame yelled running away as the swarm of Tobi chased them. Kisame lost track of Itachi from there. Oh god… I hope they didn't get him… Kisame thought. Sooner or later, they found a deserted place where the Tobis couldn't find them. "So… we just stay here… until the Tobi army finds and kills us… I think that's a good plan of action!" Kisame said, trying to be optimistic. It wasn't working. "Yeah, we just sit here, while the most ANNOYING person in the organization clones himself, wreaking havoc in our home towns, We lost Itachi, lord knows where he is now, And we only have a handful of us left. I'm really happy." The leader said sarcastically.

TBC

ME: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOBI ARMY!!

KISAME: It's just Tobi, how bad could it get?

TOBI ARMY: WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME+KISAME: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

KAKASHI: This is… the end of the world!!