Deidara cursed. While Sasuke was on the ground, drained of chakra, he no longer had enough chakra himself to make Sasuke into art. The land smelled of flames, a result of Deidara's art, which only served as a reminder of his own weakness. He spat a glob of spit and blood at the Uchiha.
"You and your accursed eyes! They make me sick! You and your brother, Itachi," for a second, hatred flickered in Sasuke's eyes, "are cocky, arrogant! You and those stupid eyes! You look down upon everyone else, as if not having some eye disease makes you of lower existence!" Sasuke's expression faded back to apathy. Deidara's eyes flared again.
"You've forced my hand. Literally. I could kill you right here with my ultimate art, but then I would never have the chance to end your family and your eyes!" Deidara began to rip his shirt off. Sasuke's eyes widened.
'He doesn't believe those rumors that I'm gay, does he? Is he going to rape me?' But that was far and away the last thing the artist would have done. You didn't actually think this was a Yaoi story, did you?
On Deidara's chest were two things: a slit stitched up with something suspiciously similar to Kakuzu's strings and... a seal. The last loyal Uchiha (not anymore, anyway) raised an eyebrow.
"What's that going to do? Release some more chakra for you to use to blow me sky high?" Sasuke asked, finally showing a miniscule amount of interest. Not that he was afraid of it. He wasn't going to get killed by this lowlife. Nope.
Deidara snorted. "I wish. This is a technique that I only to use in the direst of situations. And it is also the last thing you will ever see with that blasted Sharingan of your!" The bomber pulsed the last amount of his chakra (yes, he still had some. It's his life force. If he truly didn't have any left, he'd be dead) into the seal.
Tobi, or Madara, or whoever he is, blinked as he felt something shift. It reminded him of the release of a powerful chakra, not unlike a Biju's release, but without the Killing Intent.
His Sharingan eyes widened. 'Deidara... You were truly pushed to this?'
The person in question raised his hands so that his palms faced Sasuke.
"This is it, Sasuke! Die!"
Sasuke glared. "Do your worst. It won't be enough to take an Uchiha down." Deidara turned red with rage. He flexed his palms. The mouths on his hands suddenly released a spread of black markings - the release of a seal.
"LET'S GO!" His hand mouths then grew red lips and eyes right above.
"Imma firin' mah lazar! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Sasuke never stood a chance versus Shoop Da Whoop no Jutsu.