This is just a funny story where Pegasus gets a phone call from his ex fiancee he hasn't spoken to in ten years and finds out he has a son! Funny.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, if I did it would be so much better.

Maximillion Pegasus was highly annoyed. His ex fiancee, Linda, was calling him on the phone. He hadn't spoken to the woman in ten years and all the sudden she calls him out of the blue. WTF man.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT LINDA? I HAVE NO INTEREST IN TALKING TO YOU EVER AGAIN!!!" Pegasus yelled into the phone.

"Stop fucking yelling Pegasus. I have something important to tell you otherwise I wouldn't be calling. Trust me I have no interest in talking to you either," Linda said over the phone.

"Oh what could possibly be so important after ten years? I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex girlfriend you know, I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them. I should have thought of that before we kissed," Pegasus said bitterly.

"What the hell are you talking about Pegasus? You aren't a girl. Dear god I can see you haven't changed at all, you're still fucking nuts." Linda said in disgust.

"Must you use such profanity Linda? Jeez," Pegsus muttered.

"You make me crazy. I have to swear or I don't know what I'll do," Linda said in exasperation.

Pegasus grinned widely as he stroked his chin.

"I still make you crazy eh? Aw Lindy, I knew you could never get over me," Pegasus said arrogantly.

"Be quiet Maximillion. You knew perfectly well that's not what I meant. I have to tell you something important, something I think you deserve to know," Linda said.

"Oh? And what is that?" Pegasus asked, checking out his reflection in the mirror and flexing his muscles.

"I...well, I think it's something we should do face to face. I want to tell you in person," Linda said.

Pegasus chuckled and smirked. The chick was still hot for him, he should have seen this coming. Oh that Linda. Such a silly silly woman.

"Sure babe, whatever you want," Pegasus said, still smirking.

"Let's meet later on today. At, say, five?" Linda asked.

"Later today? Don't you live in America?" Pegasus asked.

"Yeah but I'm in town and will be for a while. So is today good for you?" Linda asked

"Sure doll. Where do you want to meet?" Pegaus asked.

"Umm...how about the park where we met?" Linda asked.

Pegasus was almost touched at her sentimental value, almost. Not really.

"Sounds lovely. I'll still be able to fit in my manicure and facial. See you then doll," Pegasus said.

"Uh hu, bye," Linda said and hung up.

Pegasus sat back in his chair, smirking proudly at himself. Oh Pegasus you dog you, he thought, you've managed to hold onto Linda's heart all this time, nicely done old boy. Croquet won't like this, he has some competion. Pegasus chuckled at this thought.

He got up to go indulge in some nice chocolate milk, he needed his calcuim. Than afterwards he headed to his manicure appointment.

Later on At The Park

Pegasus sat quite comfortably in his elegant limo, waiting for that Linda. The woman was late. Damn her, she never had any concept of time. He sat back and sipped his white wine spritzer. He was still quite amused that Linda wanted him back. Earlier when he discussed the matter with Croquet, Croquet laughed at him. He said that Pegasus had no proof that this woman wanted him back. Pegasus had scoffed at him and said he didn't need proof, he trusted his gut. Damn that Croquet for not believing him.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, It was LINDA!!!!!!!!!!! Pegasus was sure excitied. He downed the rest of his white wine spritzer and rolled the window down. He saw Linda, dressed in BLACK, she was just so dreadfully morbid. Next to her was a little boy. He wasn't your average looking little boy. He was kinda chubby, and really tanned. Like a bear. And he was shaped like an egg. With brown hair and gray eyes. Pegasus nodded at him to acknowledge the little child, then turned to Linda. Linda was still very pretty. Yes.

"Fancy meeting you here doll," He said with a chuckle and winked at her.

Linda rolled her eyes but smiled despite herself, ohh that silly Pegasus.

"Yes, quite the coincedence. Considering you knew i was coming," Linda said with a smirk.

"Oh bah. Who's the kid?" Pegasus asked, looking at the kid.

"I ain't a kid, I'm ten years old pal and I can pour my own pepsi and everything. Duh," The Kid muttered.

"Hey, don't cop an attitude with me little boy. I'll get out of this limo and beat you down, I don't care what age you are!" Pegasus exclaimed and nodded at him.

The kid rolled his eyes.

"Please. You're too old," The kid said.

Linda smirked at the kid proudly.

"Go play on the ground for a while, over there," Linda said, pointing to under a cherry blossom tree.

"Whatever. I brought my men," The kid said.

He pulled out a spider man action figure and a couple power rangers. He scurried away to the spot under the tree. Linda shook her head.

"Crazy ass kid. Remind you of someone Peggy?" Linda asked, throwing a devious smirk at Pegasus.

"No one that I know. Care to come in my lovely limo?" Pegasus asked with a flirtatious smile.

"It's just like old times," Linda said with a smirk and got in the limo.

Pegasus shut the door. He turned to her and smiled broadly.

"Okay now Lindy, we can be honest now," Pegasus said.

"What?" She asked, looking at him like he was on drugs.

"Oh don't be coy with me! You. Want. ME! Back. Simple as that," Pegasus said with a chuckle.

Linda burst out cackling, throwing her head back so her little pony tail shook violently.

"You must be fucking high or something. I do not want you back. I came here to tell you something very very very important. Not get back together with you," Linda said, still cackling softly and smirking at him.

Pegasus folded his arms and pouted.

"I...I don't know how to take this," He said, not looking at her.

"Come on Pegasus, if i left you once before, why would you think I would want you back 10 years later?" Linda asked, making a hand gesture with a confused yet amused look on her face.

Pegasus scoffed.

"It could happen. And I so kicked you out, you didn't leave me," He said and smirked arrogantly.

Linda bit the inside of her cheek.

"I did leave you, you are just too crazy for me," Linda said.

Pegasus rolled his eyes.

"What the hell do you want then?" He demanded.

"The boy, is yours," Linda said simply.

Pegasus looked so confused, he just stared at her.

"Boy? What boy?" He asked.

"Boy, playing under tree with action figures. Him. Yours. Duh," Linda said very slowly.

"I'm not following you," He said.

Linda laughed then slugged him in the arm.

"My son is the one under the tree. And your the father. His name is Hunter. His daddy's name is Maximillion Pegasus, YOU!!!!!! Any questions? Any bells ringing?" Linda asked.

Pegasus just sat there, staring at her with a blank expression on his face.

"Whaaaat? I don't believe you, this is your idea of a sick joke. You just want to upset me. You are so cruel," He said.

"No joke. Why would I want to upset you after all these years?" Linda said, looking at him like he was really dumb.

"You're just jealous," Pegasus said defiantly.

Linda sighed and shook her head.

"Look loser you're kinda missing the point. Hunter is your son," Linda said.

"No," Pegasus said slowly.

"Yes. Jesus fucking christ Pegasus, accept it. Hunter. Is. Your. Son!" Linda said angerly.

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT THAT I RANDOMLY HAVE A SON? HU?!?!!? HOW???" He bellowed.

"You make it seem like you don't believe me, bastard," Linda said.

Pegasus quickly poured himself a shot of whiskey.

"How is this possible?" He muttered as he ran his newly polished finger nails through his hair.

"Well it's not like I was on the pill when we were together. And we didn't use condoms. I just didn't dig that shit," Linda said.

"But...why? Why tell me now after ten years?" He asked in deep distress.

"You have a right to know, since you're Hunter's biological daddy," Linda said.

"Oh after ten years I all the sudden have a right to know?" Pegasus demanded, looking at her like she was the most disgusting creature ever.

"Well Hunter wanted to know why he didn't have a father and that asshole i'm marrying doesn't want to claim him," Linda said disdainfully.

Pegasus looked outraged.

"You're getting married? Well, I have a boyfriend!" He announced.

"That's great Pegasus. Couldn't have me so now you've decided to swing from the other side?" Linda said with a wide smirk.

"Oh please, I've always liked men," Pegasus said honestly.

"I bet Peggy," Linda said and nodded at him.

"Shut up bitch," He said and pulled her baseball hat off her head and threw it out the window.

Linda's mouth dropped and jumped on Pegasus and started strangling him.

"You are dead!" Linda yelled and continued strangling him.

Pegasus chuckled.

"I find this strangely erotic," Pegasus said.

Linda looked disgusted and immediately let go of him and moved off of him.

"You are so fucking wierd," Linda said.

"Yeah, well you used to love this weirdness," Pegasus said smugly.

Just than there was loud pounding on the side of the limo and they heard Hunter screaming "MOM! MOM, I'M HUNGRY! I WANT WHITE CASTLES AND WHY IS YOUR HAT OUT HERE?"

"You can't have white castle's. You just had burger king an hour ago. And your supposed to be on a diet but damn that Chet," Linda said and shook her head.

"Who is this Chet?" Pegasus asked, looking at the ceiling and twiddling his thumbs casually.

"My fiancee," Linda said without looking at him and kinda sadly.

"Well. I don't care. I'm not jealous or anything," Pegasus said and for no particular reason shot Hunter a dirty look.

Linda smirked.

"Sure Pegasus, sure," Linda said.

"I WANT TO SWIM AWAY BUT DON'T KNOW HOW!" Pegasus sang randomly.

Linda laughed.

"I know that song. That crazy ass friend of my daughter's loves it. She is so annoying," Linda said.

"Damn, how many kids do you have?" Pegasus asked.

"Two," Linda replied.

"You're getting old Lindy," He said with a chuckle.

"Ha ha ha, fuck you Pegasus," Linda said and hit him in the head.

Pegasus shrugged.

"Must be going now, I have a little boy to kid nap. It's that time of the week," Pegasus said.

"No. Have you forgot about Hunter?" Linda asked.

"Yeah, I kinda did actually. OH MY GOD I HAVE A SON!" He screeched and tugged at his hair.

"Yeah he's going to stay with you for a couple of hours so you two can get to bond. I have to meet my fiancee's mother, Mitzi. She's jap," Linda said.

"Damn those japs," Pegasus said in disgust, yet he lives in Japan.

"Yeah Pegasus, but anyways, your going to watch Hunter for me. Kay, thanks," Linda said and got out of the limo.

Pegasus looked so lost and confused. Linda looked down at Hunter.

"Okay buddy, this is your father. Pegasus. He's going to play with you for a couple hours. Oh and don't buy him chips or fast food or let him drink pop," Linda said.

"Ohhhhh...MOM! That's so not fair!" Hunter cried and started kicking his legs and shaking his arms violently.

"Shut up. Say hello to your father," Linda ordered.

Pegasus stared at him fearfully.

"Hi," Hunter said and glared at him menacingly.

Pegasus was scared.

"Okay, buh bye," Linda said and walked away.

Pegasus stared at Hunter with wide, scared eyes. Hunter glared angrily back.

"I WANT FOOD!" He yelled and threw Spider Man at the limo window.

Maximillion Pegasus...did not know what to do.

...To Be Continued...

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