A/N - Okay since a lot of people seemed to like '15 Reasons I Hate Draco Malfoy', here's the sequel! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anythinggggg
Draco
Blaise
Fifteen Reasons I Hate Ginevra Weasley
By Draco Lucius Malfoy
1) She's a Weasley
Do I really have to explain this one?
2) She's annoying
She always calls me Ferret…
Who doesn't after fourth year?
Shut up Blaise.
3) She's Potter-obsessed
That poem *shudder*
That was second year…
Does that matter?
It doesn't mean she still likes him.
Shut up Blaise.
4) She's friends with 'The Golden Trio'
Urgh.
Okay, they are annoying.
5) Her other friends are weird
Colin Creevey, Luna Lovegood -
Hey! Luna's not weird.
Blaise.
What?
Don't stick up for her.
I'm not. I'm stating that she's not weird.
She is weird though.
She's not.
She is.
She's not.
She is.
She's not.
Blaise.
Yes?
Shut up.6) She's a Gryffindor
They're all silly and 'brave' and don't think things through.
As opposed to your brilliantly thought through plans.
Yes.
7) Her brother's an idiot
Not really her fault though, is it?
Blaise.
Just saying, she can't help who she's related to!
Blaise.
It's true though.
Blaise. Shut up.
8) She tries to smirk
That's MY smirk.
It's a facial expression.
It only works for me.
Okay…
9) She has red hair
GENETICS CAN'T BE HELPED.
Still!
At least it's not like her brothers'
Hmmm… I suppose it is a lot better than carrot coloured…
Luna's is nicer…
Blaise, you do know I can read this, don't you?
Ummmm… moving on…
10) She has too many freckles
This is a problem because?
They're every where! She has one on her eyelid!
And you know this how?
No reason.
Draco.
Blaise.
Draco.
Blaise.
Fine, carry on.
11) She's too pale
She looks like a ghost.
THIS coming from Draco Malfoy.
Shut up.
12) Her laugh is annoying
It's all tinkley and she does it far too much.
Your reason is based on her laughing a lot?
Yes.
How do you know she laughs a lot?
I just do.
How?
Blaise.
What?
Shut. Up.
Luna laughs a lot.
Blaise. Once again. I. Can. Read. This.
…
13) Her eyelashes are too long
They brush her cheeks… And tickle…
Draco…
You know what I'm going to say.
Shut up?
Well done! Gold star for you!
14) Her hair is too soft
DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
Shall we move on? Nearly finished!
Draco.
Blaise.
Draco.
Shut up, Zabini.
I bet Luna's is soft.
BLAISE.
Sorry.
15) She's a Weasley
You've used this once.
I'll soon change that.
Wait, what?
Think it through.
Wh-How-Wai-Gin-Dra-
Use your words like we talked about, Blaise.
Her brother's going to kill you.
Quite probably.
I won't tell him if you set me up with Luna.
Done.
A/N - Okay, I hope you guys like it! I hope they weren't ridiculously OOC! I haven't edited it, so any mistakes feel free to call me out on them!
I may turn this into like a series maybe, like with lots of different characters? I don't know, what do you guys think? And which character/s would you like to see?
Thanks for reading, please review!