This Fanfic is dedicated to the one and only Kirah since she gave me the idea with her short drabble. I will never look at nail polish the same way again.
Disclaimer: If I actually owned Kingdom Hearts I wouldn't be stuck in Minnesota.
It was a rather strange day for Roxas in The World That Never Was. He had woken up that morning with the strange urge to paint his finger nails. Not only paint them, but to paint them purple. He tried to ignore the strange urge but it nagged at him until he finally gave into temptation.
So Roxas set off on journey to find purple nail polish. His first thought was to look in Naminé's room, but all he found was pink and green nail polish. He tore apart the kitchen, the living room, and the library but found no sign of any purple nail polish. He even resorted to looking in Larxene's room (god help him) but had only managed to find a bottle of yellow polish before she found him rummaging through her drawers, chucked the apple she was eating at his head, and told him if he didn't leave that instant she would fry him to a crisp.
Roxas finally found a bottle of purple polish in Marluxia's room. Why Marluxia even had purple nail polish Roxas didn't want to know. Roxas was now sitting on one of the many couches painting his nails Plum Purple. He was humming a happy tune when his finger nails started on fire.
"HOLY CRAP! What the- AXEL!"
"Hehe…" Axel laughed nervously. "Well, it sounded like a good idea at the time."
Teehee. Writing crack fics is fun. I hope you liked it Kirah. REVIEW!! It makes me feel loved.