IF I owned smash bros. I'd be rich, but lets be honest, I'm not.

Down at the battle arena. . .

Link: how long are these guys taking. . .

In the bathroom. . .

Mario: Kirby, links waiting!

Kirby: you can never have too much blush. . .

Marth: * crossing his legs * COME ON I NEED TO USE THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM!!!

Kirby: shouldn't you be in the girls?

Marth: I SWEAR WHEN YOU'RE OUT YOU ARE ONE DEAD PUFFBALL!!!!

Back at the "heated" battle. . .

Link: zzzzzz. . .

In the girls dorm. . .

???:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Samus: what?

Peach: my hair. . .

Samus: WHAT???

Nana: it looks like jell-O. . .

Peach: IT'S GREEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!

Mario: did somebody say "Jell-O"?

Samus: GET LOST YOU PERV!!!!

Mario suddenly gets bombarded with missiles

Mario: AHHHHHHH!!! I just wanted some Jell-O. . .

Back to link. . .

Link: hello? Anybody?

5 hours later.

Kirby: prepare to die!!! * looks at Link, who's asleep * EASY WIN!!!

Kirby, suddenly, without warning -

Kirby: I'm gonna pull a hammer out of nowhere and kill you! MUHAHAHAHAHA* cough *HAHA!!!!

-pulled a hammer out of nowhere and hit link, he went flying offstage. . .

stevetheripper: will link get revenge?

Will Peach find out who dyed her hair green?

Will I stop asking pointless questions?

Find out in the next chapter of . . . green hair and revenge on puffballs!

Oh, yeah r&r please