Shut Up and Strip

by KerriRose286

When the pair are running from vampires, you sometimes need to be creative with your hiding places. This is my first fanfic with Skulduggery and is very short, more may be added.

"Shut up and strip!"

"What?!" Skulduggery said, they were both crouched down in the museum basement, surrounded by skeleton displays that were not currently in use.

"Strip and play dead, I'll run and cause a distraction, give me your clothes" she whispered, wide eyed with a cunning smile across her lips.

Skulduggery glanced over the top of the crate they were hiding behind, and then slowly started to unbutton his shirt. He handed her his tie.

"Don't look"

"Grow up" she snapped back at him, she was too focused on not being torn apart by vampires, at least she was until she heard his belt buckle being undone. She couldn't help but smile to herself while still keeping lookout.

"You're enjoying this too much" he handed her his clothes and moved to sit next to the display skeletons.

"Is that a crime?!" She said innocently, took a long look at him, smiled her mischievous smile, and ran for the door. Skulduggery watched her go and stayed still.

If he had eyes he'd be rolling them.