"Kyle, you go over there and take the left, Kenny, you take the right, me and Alec will clear the centre" said Stan through a headset as he sat at his computer on Call of Duty
"They are n00b tubing us, we are wide open" said Kyle
"Ye… we… go…" said Kenny as his reply was mainly static
"Kenny, you need a better connection" said Alec
"He is too poor to afford one" said Cartman with a laugh
"God dammit, how did he get into our chat" said Kyle in anger
"Just ignore him, we have a game to…" stops speaking as the game closes and a message pops up on the screen reading 'One of the users of this game has a picture that breaches copyright, instead of banning he user we have shut down the whole game. Owned. Love SOPA and PIPA' "Dude my game just went" continued Stan in shock
"Mine too" said Kyle
"Same here" said Alec in annoyance
"A… He…e" said Kenny, mainly covered by static
"Dude someone get on Facebook and see if Craig or Clyde's have gone" said Kyle with a sense of urgency
"Ok" said Alec, "No… Stan check Facebook on your computer"
"Stan starts clicking before bringing up Facebook, but the site quickly goes down and a message pops up 'Many of the users of this site have content that breaches copyright, instead of banning them we have shut down the biggest community site in the world. LOL, love SOPA and PIPA', "It is down, it says it SOPA and PIPA, the same thing that shut down our CoD server, I wonder what they are, Kyle, search them on Wikipedia, Kenny and Alec, search for videos about them on YouTube" ordered Stan as the three boys all started to search
"Wikipedia is down; it says "A user of this site has posted content that breaches copyright so we decided to take down the largest free information site in the world. LMAO, Love SOPA and PIPA" said Kyle in panic
"YouTube is down as well, pretty much the same message to" replied Alec
"Haha, listen to you guys getting all gay over some messages" laughed Cartman
"Shut up fatass" said Stan before his whole computer shuts down "What the hell", he starts to hit it before getting up and walking downstairs
"Stan, the computers are down, do you think we used up the internet again" asked Randy in a panic as he ran into the living room in his dressing gown and underwear
"No, this is something different, we need to go to see if Kyle's computers are down" said Stan as he grabbed his jacket and left the house
ooOoo
"Haha, look at them, we have finally gain full control and soon they will know of our plan" said a shadowed figure
"Indeed, first the internet, then TV, all the way until everything is ours" said another figure as the two of them laughed an evil laugh
ooOoo
"KYLE!" yelled Stan as he knocked on the door
"Stan, has your computer gone to?" asked Alec as he and Kenny ran up to him
"Yeah, we need to see if Kyle's has to" said Stan, the front door opened and Kyle stood there
"Dude, have all your computers gone to?" asked Kyle, the three boys nodded before Cartman ran up
"Guys, my computer went down, what sort of viruses has this Jew rat been putting on my computer" asked Cartman with annoyance
"Shut up, its everyone's computer, they have all gone down" said Kenny
"What?" asked Cartman
"Something big is happening, it's not just you" said Stan
"I think it has something to do with SOPA and PIPA, they were shutting down the sites, and then all the computers went" said Alec
"But what, we can't use the internet to find out what they are" said Kyle
"The library, we go there, they have DVDs we can use" said Stan, all five boys started to run off to the library
ooOoo
"Hello, how may I help you boys?" asked the librarian who was a woman in her mid sixties
"Cut the crap, we want everything you have about SOPA and PIPA" ordered Cartman
"Oh, well not with that attitude, get out" said the librarian
"Sorry, he is fat, ignore him but can you please give us anything about SOPA and PIPA" asked Stan, punching Cartman's arm
"Well, I don't think we don't have anything about SOPA or PIPA" replied the librarian
"Can you check for us" asked Alec
"Well, ok, let me just… oh here we go, we have a few leaflets about them, they should be in the modern technology section" said the librarian, pointing out the section
"Thanks" said Alec as the boys walked to it
"Here we go, SOPA and PIPA, a way to stop piracy" said Kenny, reading the front of the leaflet
"What does it say about them?" asked Kyle
"It says that SOPA and PIPA are both bills that are being pushed through congress, they are supposed to stop online piracy" said Kenny, he handed the leaflet to Alec who quickly started to read through it
"Oh God, this can't be" said Alec
"What?" asked Kyle and Stan
"It says that any site that has content that breaches copyright laws will be held accountable" said Alec
"What does that mean?" asked Cartman
"It's like saying if you receive a nasty package then Fed Ex gets shut down, I doesn't matter if something is put up by a user, SOPA and PIPA are allowed to shut the site down" said Alec with panic
"Oh God, that's not good" said Kyle
"What are we gonna do without any good sites?" asked Stan
"We can't let them do this, we have to find a way to stop them" said Alec
"Congress, we could get them to drop out of the bill, if it loses support it will lose power" said Kyle
"Good, so we need to convince the congressmen to stop supporting it, so we need to get to Congress" said Stan
"So, where is Congress?" asked Alec
"Ermm…" said Stan as he started to think
ooOoo
"What do you mean resistance?" shouted the shadowed figure
"A group of five boys, they are setting out to stop all of this" said a hunched creature who appeared rather deformed
"Boys, then it is no problem, don't bother us unless it is a problem" said the other shadowed figure
"Well four of these boys have a history of getting things done, one of them lead the ginger revolution, one of them lead the Whale Wars team, one of them is the famous Mysterion and the other one is a Jew" said the hunched creature
"A Jew, this is bad news" said the first shadowed figure
ooOoo
"Right, so we get off at the next stop then we will have to walk from there" said Kyle as the five boys sat on a bus looking at a map
"Yea, we don't want to mess this up you guys, or we could lose the internet" said Stan as the bus stopped and they got off
"Man this place is busy" said Alec as he and the others walked
"Breaking news, Congress have just passed SOPA and PIPA, they are now officially laws, this comes as an annoyance to many people worldwide as we…" said the news anchor on a TV in the window of a shop the boys walked past just before it cut out with a message appearing on the screen 'Dear viewers, we are now in control of TV as well as the internet, this show feature content that breached copyright so we have decided to take it off the air. Love PIPA and SOPA'
"Jesus, it is spreading" said Alec as the boys turned to the TV quickly
"This isn't good, first the internet, now TV, what are they going to do next" said Kyle
"The only thing they have left is real life, but they can't, can they?" asked Stan
"No, but they can with phones, cars, schools. They could take out the entire world" said Alec with shock
"Dude, this is big" said Kenny
"Too big" sighed Alec
"Whoa, we are not giving up you guys, just imagine a world without computers and TV" said Cartman
"Cartman, this has been made a law, we can't stop it now" said Alec
"We have to, just think for a minute, what would Brian Boitano?" said Cartman with passion
"I don't give a shit about Brian Boitano, he is a skater, not a fucking deity, all he would do is spin around, this is serious, if we are going to stop it we need an actually plan" screamed Alec
"Whoa, what the hell was that about?" asked Kenny
"Sorry, just you guys have done this stuff so much, this is the first time I have had an adventure, it is all getting to me" said Alec taking a deep breathe
"So, what sort of plan do you have?" asked Kyle
"I don't" said Alec