If your wondering… What the hell at the end of this… Don't worry, so was I.
I got really bored, so that is how this got created.
And if you think this should never have been posted… Blame (.net/u/1675082/Faith_Hope_Love_Charity)
She is the one who told me to post… (I love you, Fairy).

Enjoy? (LOL, I wasn't sure if that is a promise or not.)


The black nail polish sat there, daring him to use it everywhere. His toes, his fingers, he even put a stroke through his hair. Unable to believe what he had just done, he ran from his room to Alice's room.
The black lip stick sat there, daring him to use it. His lips looked like Marilyn Manson's lips. Unable to believe his lady-weakness again, he ran to Bella's room.
The black corset sat there, daring him to put it on. The leather fit, though very tight. Unable to believe that he had done it again, he ran out of the room.
He came face to face with the gang, who just came home.

"Emmett?" the all said in confusion.


Tell me is you think I should quit comedy while I am ahead. :D Or blame my history teacher, I was doing her homework..

Whoa, I blame a lot of people…