Summary: When Austin Moon gets the lead role in the school play, it's not a surprise to anyone. But it is a surprise that his best friend, Ally, is playing his love interest, is it awkward, or is it love? Rated T for swearing and slightly inappropriate things. Aussly!

AN: Sup, kids! This is our newest ongoing fic. This one is only the slightest bit of an OOC, just because of cursing and a little bit of one-sided Traustin. Don't worry, there'll be some Trez action.

DISCLAIMER: Towels are blue,
Tissues are green.
We don't own Austin and Ally,
And we don't do rhyming.

The Pajama Game- Chapter 1

Ally's POV

Words to live by if your best friend is Trish De La Rosa: "If, theoretically, your best girl friend has a crush on your best boy friend, than you should theoretically make sure that crush goes away as soon as possible, or you will theoretically be caught in a huge mess. You know, theoretically."- Unknown (AKA Sunsets). This quote pretty much sums up today.

"OMG!" Trish squealed, as she only just had a newly found crush on our friend Austin. "What?" I groaned in agony, seeing as though I was locked in her bedroom with her pacing around like a maniac.

"Austin is trying to get bigger in acting right? So, he told me he is going to try out for the schools production of The Pajama Game!" she screamed giddily.

"Why is that so important to you?" I grumbled, as I lazily sat on the bed.

"Because, he has a 99% guarantee that he will get Sid. So if I get the role of Babe, we kiss 13 times in one scene! Oh, If I get that part, I will be SO grateful." she squealed, oblivious that every other girl in the school, except for me, was trying out for that exact role. Why? The same reason she is. They want to get kissed on the lips by none other than Austin Moon.

(Well, that and the fact that our drama/ dance/ music/ art teacher, ,* made everyone either be in the school play or take an art, music, or dance class for 35 percent of our grade, and the play seemed to be the popular option.)

Since practically the whole school signed up to be in the play, the chances of anyone in our friend group (besides Austin) being picked as a main character were miniscule. So, whichever girl gets picked to be Babe will be, as Trish says, super extra mega gigantically with cherries on top lucky. She also said something about killing the girl if it was not her... Whatever, though.

"Ally, do you like Austin?" she said, a questioning, yet scary look on her face. "Ewww, no! You are disgusting!" I replied, reading a magazine that was on her desk.

"Good! I'm thinking of taking out some of the competition." She said evilly, rubbing her hands together like a maniac.

"You do that." I replied, distracted.

Austin's POV

Ah, school, my favorite place in the world.

Who am I kidding? I hate school! There is a reason I actually want to go to school today, though.

It's because I'm so excited to be in Marino High's production of The Pajama Game! Everyone knows i'm going to get the lead, Sid, so whoever gets picked for Babe, the female lead, will be a very lucky girl. You know, not to be cocky or anything... Haha, I said cock.

Auditions are today. Wonder how that'll go...

During Audtions, nobody's POV

" I tried my best, the song they have you singing is hard!" Trish complained. "But I think I did pretty well. I think I might have a shot at getting the lead role!"

It was Ally's turn. She was trying out for Gladys. "Okay, Ally Dawson, you're up!" said.

"I'll be trying out for the role of Gladys." she said confidently. Gladys was mainly a dancing role, but Ally was sure her dancing was great. "Okay, you will be singing part of Once-a-Year Day." said. "Start from the beginning."

Taking a deep breath, Ally began the song excitedly and confidently. "This is my once a year day,
Once a year day, felt the morning sun
And I knew, this was my, once a year day, once a year day, even got a kiss from you, I feel like hopping up and down, like a kangaroo-"

"That's all I need, thank you, Ally." said. Ally nodded and left the room somewhat gracefully.

Ally's POV
Oh no, SHE THOUGHT I WAS TERRIBLE! She asked me to stop after the third verse! Well, at least I'll just be a factory worker... Maybe I'll even get Mabel! I think she has a song...

A week later, Third Person

"OMG! The cast list is up!" Trish screamed, slamming her locker shut. She looked at the list.

This list is based off of what role I think you deserved. NOT the one you tried out for. .

Sid Sorokin- Austin Moon
Katie (Babe) Williams- Ally Dawson
Gladys- Maddie Baker
Heinz- Dezmond Worthy
Mabel- Cassidy Conners
Prez- Dallas Kelly
Hasler- Elliot Carlson
Mae- Trish De La Rosa
Poopsie- Kira Starr
Pop- Lester Dawson
Joe- Ethan Valconi
Charley- Charlie Cohen
Mary- Patty Simcocks *2
Mara- Emily Valentine
1st Helper- Sam Chrysler
2nd Helper- Marzia Jean

Everyone else who auditioned will be a factory worker, or on crew. -'Mrs. Whole

There were a lot of mad comments. "WHY DID THAT SKANK GET BABE?!" Ally heard the loud comment as she hid in a corner, muttering to herself, "I'm gonna die I'm gonna die..." Once she calmed down, she got out of the corner. Now, people were screaming about different matters. Such as, "WHO THE HELL IS MADDIE BAKER?" and "WHY DID SHE GET SUCH A BIG ROLE? NOBODY KNOWS HER!" and the occasional, "WHY IS AUSTIN MOON SO SEXY," which was most likely said by a certain Austin Moon himself.

"KIDS, CALM DOWN!" said, grabbing everyone's attention with her loud yell. "First of all, Ally is talented, and that is why she got the lead role. Secondly, You will meet Maddie in a few minutes. She is an Elite student and broadway dancer and singer from New York so she definitely deserves the role. And Austin?" Mrs. Whole said catching Austin's attention "Yes?" Austin replied picking his head up from his phone. "Don't be too full of yourself." she said trying to not say sexy. "Oh, that. Yeah, I didn't say that." Austin areplied. "Well then who did?" Mrs. Whole said. Three girls in the back, recognized as Tilly Thompson, Cassidy Conners, and Kira Starr, sheepishly raised their hands. "Now that we got that out of the the way, let me introduce you to the new exchange student, Maddie Baker!" Mrs. Whole announced as all the boys drooled. Except one. Austin. He had a puzzled look on his face, like he was trying to picture what this girl looked like. And then, Maddie walked through that door. And everyone was expecting some proper, snooty girl with an attitude and a perfect body. The only thing this description and the actual girl had in common was the attitude...

AN: *1: Teehee, Mrs. Whole... We're so immature.

*2: anyone get that reference?

So... Yeah!

Luffles, Sunsets

AN2: you know, Sunsets was about to just leave it blank at the end without my name. It's kind of rude considering I wrote THE WHOLE FREAKING CHAPTER. Literally, she only wrote ten (Sunsets: million) words. (Sunsets: and edited THE WHOLE FREAKING THING.) End of my extremely important announcement,

Miranda (Sunsets: who is a butt. Who gets the last laugh now, BITCH?)

(Miranda: Me.)

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