Hey everyone DataAlfonse here. If you don't like Kirby, why are you in this story link in the first place? This takes place 1 year after "Kirby's return to dreamland," thus explaining why he has super abilities. Anyway, enjoy the story. The two talking will never come up again so don't ask what happened to them.

Wispy Woods, the most quiet forest in the Pear Park. The denizens here are just your average mouth less Waddle Dees. It is a peaceful place that would even make the penguin king, King D.D.D, tame as a 2 month old kitten. That is, until fried apple day.

Basically every denizen of Dreamland gather's around old tree wispy, to get a fried apple from Tiff (Kirby's girlfriend) and Hula. And now we go to the first 2 satisfied customers ever 70 feet away.

Dee: Hey Poppy!

Poppy: Yes Dee, I know what day it is, and no I'm not moving from this spot.

Dee: I know Hula and Tiff's fried apples are great, but it's not something you want to risk your life for.

Poppy: I'm tired of giving up my best spot-

Dee: It's 70 feet away!

Poppy: Shut up Dee! I have camped out here for 9 days. 9 DAYS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE IN 9 DAYS?

Dee: uh-

Poppy: NO YOU DON'T! I COULD HAVE BEEN PREMOTED TO A LEVEL 90 MINION! A LEVEL 90! BUT INSTEAD I'M STUCK WITH YOU AND THE CONSTANT REMINDER THAT I'M THE 100TH-

Dee: 200th.

Poppy: 200TH LIVING THING IN THIS LINE! IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT! AND I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP MY SPOT TO A LIVING PINK BLACK HOLE!

At that very same moment, an explosion occurred from 2 feet away.

Dee: Well, you just jinxed us. What do you have to say for yourself?

Poppy: I freaking hate you.

Believe it or not, that puffball of mass destruction is the legendary star warrior, Kirby. And trust me if your in the way of him and food, here's some advice… run. Run faster than a car, and always remember the 3 Ds , don't stop, don't run into anything, and don't look back…EVER.

Kirby: WHERE'S MY BRAKFIST?

Kirby than inhaled the two into his small stomach. But in Poppy's mind he broke through the sound of a tornado sucking him in.

Poppy: (So this is how it ends. This is a lousy way to end a life, inhaled by a Puffball of all things. Maybe this is how Pa's game ended. I can only say I have no regrets.)

*FLASHBACK*

Dee: Poppy? Poppy? Poppy? Pop-

Poppy: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Dee:…Hi.

*Flashback end*

Poppy: (Well the no regrets thing is out. Goodbye cruel world.)

Well that could've been better for those 2. But on the bright side at least they got to be in the story at all. DataAlfonse out.