Jeopardy!- Yami no Matsuei Style

Humor Rated-PG-14

Disclaimer: I do not own the Yami no Matsuei characters and I also don't own the Jeopardy! show or any other related titles.

Author's note: Yes, you will be getting to know more about my muses in the upcoming chapters. Yay, my first story! Mind you, it's only a short-story, thank god. Well, I hope that you guys will like it. No flaming please, and R/R!

Announcer: And now, back to Jeopardy!.

(Jeopardy theme plays in the back round)

Tatsumi: Hello, welcome to Jeopardy! I'm your host Ichiro Tatsumi, and here are today's contestants. First, we have Asato Tsuzuki.

Tsuzuki: waves Hello.

Tatsumi: Tsuzuki, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself.

Tsuzuki: Well, I'm a 97 year old Shinigami who's inside a 27 year's old body, and I work for the

Ministry of Hades within the Judgement Bureau.

Tatsumi: How fascinating

Tsuzuki: Um, what's so fascinating about it? I mean, you work there as well.

Tatsumi:...Anyhow, our second contestant is none other then Kazutaka Muraki himself.

Tsuzuki whimpers in the back round

Muraki: smiles at Tsuzuki, then waves to the audience

The females in the audience all faint, scream, or blush

Tatsumi: So Muraki, tell us a bit about yourself.

Muraki: Well, I'm a doctor whose trying to find a cure for death and incurable deseases-

Tsuzuki- You also tried to rape me numerous times.

Muraki: pauses for a second And that's all.

Tatsumi: Okay then, and our final contestant is Kurosaki Hisoka.

Hisoka: waves

Tatsumi: So Hisoka, tell us a bit about yourself.

Hisoka: Well, I'm a 16 year-old Shinigami and I died from an unknown curse...stares at Muraki and that's all I guess.

Chapter 1 End

Author's notes: I need a bit of help for the next chapter, cause I need some suggestions for the categories and some questions. I really would appreciate all suggestions. And next chapter may be the introduction to my muses, oh boy. Hope you all liked it .