Disclaimer: I DO NOT own the teen titans or Outlaw_Aisha23, but I do (I
think) own Leviathan680, seeing as how that's me.
"Titans, GO!" shouted Robin after the alarm went off. "Electronics store, downtown!"
At the store, Robin threw a birdarang at the criminal, but missed and broke an expensive TV.
"Nice going!" BB shouted jokingly while Raven used her powers to trap the thief.
The owner of the store was furious. The 'thief' they had caught was one of his customers... And they had broken one his most expensive TVs.
"I'm gonna get for this!" he shouted at the confused Titans. "You come in here, trash my store, and disrupt business! I'm gonna sue for every penny you're worth and then some!"
"Uh... What just happened?" Cyborg asked.
"We're in BIG trouble," Raven replied as she let the customer go.
"Out, OUT!" the owner screamed while the titans fumbled out of the store.
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The next day rolled around but the Titans still felt guilty about accidentally trashing the store. However, when mail came, they felt even worse.
"Yo! Mail!" Cyborg could be heard calling as the mail fluttered through the mail slot.
The titans came from wherever they had been to see what the mail had brought. Robin opened an official looking envelope addressed to him. It held a restraining order from the owner of the store saying that the Teen Titans would be sued if they were seen any closer than 100 yards to his store.
BB looked over Robin's shoulder. "We really ticked off that guy yesterday, didn't we?"
Another note fell out of the envelope and Cyborg bent down, picked it up, read it, and gasped. "One more thing." He announced. "Robin's gotta go to court Monday. The owner's suing him for 'disrupting business'"
Everybody gasped except Starfire who asked, "Robin, what is this court you speak of?"
"It's a court of law star. It means I'm in trouble with the law," Robin explained.
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"Court is now in session etcetera, etcetera, you know the drill," me as the judge said.
"What!? You can't say etcetera etcetera!" Robin protested.
"I don't know the rest. Big deal." I responded.
"What kind of a judge are you?"
"The authoress kind."
"We're in ANOTHER fanfic?"
"Yep."
"Sometimes, I hate being so popular. I've randomly fallen in love, died, gotten dared, been to school, and now I'm in court?"
"Hehe... yeah."
"Now that's just mean."
"I know. In my first fanfic, I was trying to make a real story, but now, in an attempt to clear my head, laugh a little, be weird and kill time waiting for the next season, I am writing a new goofy fanfic now."
"I don't like where this is going..."
"You've never been in a real courtroom, have you?" Raven asked.
"I read Runaway Jury by John Grisham. (A/N: Runaway Jury should be underlined but I don't know how to do that yet.) Close enough." I replied.
"Runaway Jury... Uh-oh. You don't mean..."
"Yep, there's a rat on the jury. Let me introduce Outlaw_aisha a.k.a. Outlaw_aisha23."
"WHO?" the Titans ask in unison.
"There's no Outlaw_whateveryousaid on the FF.net site!" BB added.
"There isn't now, but when I finally drag her over and sign her up there will be. And tell her she's in this, and I'm dead and so are you, so don't, got it?" I explained.
The Titans gulped and I continued. "Robin, you have been charged with disrupting business of this man's store and breaking merchandise without paying for it. Evidence to the front please."
Some man brought the birdarang and the broken TV to the front. "Your honor," he said.
"What do you plead to THIS, boy wonder?" I asked.
"Guilty!" one of the juror's shouted.
"Not yet Outlaw_aisha(23)!" I whispered loudly.
"Oh." She replied and sat down.
"I plead guilty to smashing that but not guilty to not paying. He pushed us out of the store before we could do that. Hey, don't we get a lawyer or something?"
"How should I know? I've never been in a court room."
The titans looked flabbergasted for awhile and then I continued. "The jury will now deliberate on the given evidence."
"This doesn't seem right..." Cyborg commented.
"SILENCE! You will not doubt the judge!" I roar while the Titans cower in fear.
Some time passes while Outlaw_aisha(23) persuades them all to vote against the Teen Titans. The verdict comes in and the jury has, surprisingly enough, voted for the store owner guy.
"So what's the punishment?" Robin asks.
I think a bit, then reply, "You either have to go to jail on $500,000 bail, or I cut you're state funding."
The titans huddle and discuss which one to pick. "If you go to jail, who is going to lead us?" Starfire asked.
"If she cuts our state funding, we'll have no way to live!" Cyborg put in. "That's how we get our money!"
"Either way we will have to get jobs," Raven added.
"JOBS?! No way am I working!" BB cried.
"Don't worry. You have no useful skills anyway," Raven stated.
"Hey! I do to have useful skills such as... such as..." and with that BB went to a corner to think up what skills he possessed.
"We have 2 options. One, I go to jail and you pay later and with state funding or 2, we pay now and have me around to earn it back," Robin summarized.
"Thank you mister obvious," Raven commented.
"Dude, you are going to jail. We can get you back but not state funding." Cyborg decided.
"WHAT!?" Starfire and Robin asked in unison.
"Don't I get any say in this?" Robin asked.
"No," was the reply from Cyborg.
"But why friends? Has not Robin proved his worth in battle? Friends, How can we betray him like this and send him to his untimely doom known as jail!" Starfire cried.
"Easy. We have a sense of self-preservation and we know we need money to live," Raven explained.
Starfire started crying and Raven tried to figure out why she cared so much. It gave her a headache though, so she stopped. Robin announced the team's decision in sadness and was led off to jail. BB came back and finally announced to the remaining titans what his skills were. "I can understand animals!"
"That's a complete and utterly useless skill for someone with no other skills," Raven commented.
"Sure, and like you have any useful skills."
"I can do math, pay attention to what others say, and not be distracted every 2 seconds by some random stranger."
"Hey! I'm not distracted every 2 seconds! Hey, is the trial over?"
The titans looked at each other and sighed. "Yes. We hafta get jobs now." Cyborg told him.
Starfire sobbed as they left the courtroom while the other titans contemplated what jobs they should apply for.
NEXT: The titans get jobs!
A/N: Outlaw_aisha(23) does know she's in this. The reason the end looks different is because it wouldn't upload correctly so I had to change it so it didn't upload as one big block.
"Titans, GO!" shouted Robin after the alarm went off. "Electronics store, downtown!"
At the store, Robin threw a birdarang at the criminal, but missed and broke an expensive TV.
"Nice going!" BB shouted jokingly while Raven used her powers to trap the thief.
The owner of the store was furious. The 'thief' they had caught was one of his customers... And they had broken one his most expensive TVs.
"I'm gonna get for this!" he shouted at the confused Titans. "You come in here, trash my store, and disrupt business! I'm gonna sue for every penny you're worth and then some!"
"Uh... What just happened?" Cyborg asked.
"We're in BIG trouble," Raven replied as she let the customer go.
"Out, OUT!" the owner screamed while the titans fumbled out of the store.
~!@!~!@!~!@!~!@!~!@!~
The next day rolled around but the Titans still felt guilty about accidentally trashing the store. However, when mail came, they felt even worse.
"Yo! Mail!" Cyborg could be heard calling as the mail fluttered through the mail slot.
The titans came from wherever they had been to see what the mail had brought. Robin opened an official looking envelope addressed to him. It held a restraining order from the owner of the store saying that the Teen Titans would be sued if they were seen any closer than 100 yards to his store.
BB looked over Robin's shoulder. "We really ticked off that guy yesterday, didn't we?"
Another note fell out of the envelope and Cyborg bent down, picked it up, read it, and gasped. "One more thing." He announced. "Robin's gotta go to court Monday. The owner's suing him for 'disrupting business'"
Everybody gasped except Starfire who asked, "Robin, what is this court you speak of?"
"It's a court of law star. It means I'm in trouble with the law," Robin explained.
~!@!~!@!~!@!~!@!~!@!~
"Court is now in session etcetera, etcetera, you know the drill," me as the judge said.
"What!? You can't say etcetera etcetera!" Robin protested.
"I don't know the rest. Big deal." I responded.
"What kind of a judge are you?"
"The authoress kind."
"We're in ANOTHER fanfic?"
"Yep."
"Sometimes, I hate being so popular. I've randomly fallen in love, died, gotten dared, been to school, and now I'm in court?"
"Hehe... yeah."
"Now that's just mean."
"I know. In my first fanfic, I was trying to make a real story, but now, in an attempt to clear my head, laugh a little, be weird and kill time waiting for the next season, I am writing a new goofy fanfic now."
"I don't like where this is going..."
"You've never been in a real courtroom, have you?" Raven asked.
"I read Runaway Jury by John Grisham. (A/N: Runaway Jury should be underlined but I don't know how to do that yet.) Close enough." I replied.
"Runaway Jury... Uh-oh. You don't mean..."
"Yep, there's a rat on the jury. Let me introduce Outlaw_aisha a.k.a. Outlaw_aisha23."
"WHO?" the Titans ask in unison.
"There's no Outlaw_whateveryousaid on the FF.net site!" BB added.
"There isn't now, but when I finally drag her over and sign her up there will be. And tell her she's in this, and I'm dead and so are you, so don't, got it?" I explained.
The Titans gulped and I continued. "Robin, you have been charged with disrupting business of this man's store and breaking merchandise without paying for it. Evidence to the front please."
Some man brought the birdarang and the broken TV to the front. "Your honor," he said.
"What do you plead to THIS, boy wonder?" I asked.
"Guilty!" one of the juror's shouted.
"Not yet Outlaw_aisha(23)!" I whispered loudly.
"Oh." She replied and sat down.
"I plead guilty to smashing that but not guilty to not paying. He pushed us out of the store before we could do that. Hey, don't we get a lawyer or something?"
"How should I know? I've never been in a court room."
The titans looked flabbergasted for awhile and then I continued. "The jury will now deliberate on the given evidence."
"This doesn't seem right..." Cyborg commented.
"SILENCE! You will not doubt the judge!" I roar while the Titans cower in fear.
Some time passes while Outlaw_aisha(23) persuades them all to vote against the Teen Titans. The verdict comes in and the jury has, surprisingly enough, voted for the store owner guy.
"So what's the punishment?" Robin asks.
I think a bit, then reply, "You either have to go to jail on $500,000 bail, or I cut you're state funding."
The titans huddle and discuss which one to pick. "If you go to jail, who is going to lead us?" Starfire asked.
"If she cuts our state funding, we'll have no way to live!" Cyborg put in. "That's how we get our money!"
"Either way we will have to get jobs," Raven added.
"JOBS?! No way am I working!" BB cried.
"Don't worry. You have no useful skills anyway," Raven stated.
"Hey! I do to have useful skills such as... such as..." and with that BB went to a corner to think up what skills he possessed.
"We have 2 options. One, I go to jail and you pay later and with state funding or 2, we pay now and have me around to earn it back," Robin summarized.
"Thank you mister obvious," Raven commented.
"Dude, you are going to jail. We can get you back but not state funding." Cyborg decided.
"WHAT!?" Starfire and Robin asked in unison.
"Don't I get any say in this?" Robin asked.
"No," was the reply from Cyborg.
"But why friends? Has not Robin proved his worth in battle? Friends, How can we betray him like this and send him to his untimely doom known as jail!" Starfire cried.
"Easy. We have a sense of self-preservation and we know we need money to live," Raven explained.
Starfire started crying and Raven tried to figure out why she cared so much. It gave her a headache though, so she stopped. Robin announced the team's decision in sadness and was led off to jail. BB came back and finally announced to the remaining titans what his skills were. "I can understand animals!"
"That's a complete and utterly useless skill for someone with no other skills," Raven commented.
"Sure, and like you have any useful skills."
"I can do math, pay attention to what others say, and not be distracted every 2 seconds by some random stranger."
"Hey! I'm not distracted every 2 seconds! Hey, is the trial over?"
The titans looked at each other and sighed. "Yes. We hafta get jobs now." Cyborg told him.
Starfire sobbed as they left the courtroom while the other titans contemplated what jobs they should apply for.
NEXT: The titans get jobs!
A/N: Outlaw_aisha(23) does know she's in this. The reason the end looks different is because it wouldn't upload correctly so I had to change it so it didn't upload as one big block.