Total Humor Island
Episode 1: Oh SHIT!! Number 1
A trembling, sobbing Lindsay was at the doctor's office. The doctor comes in, and is immediately attracted to her. "What's wrong, sweetie?" he asks her. Lindsay, sobbing, says: "My stupid boyfriend Tyler did a mean thing to me and I'll NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR IT!!!" The doctor strokes her face, and says: "Let's do something to forget about that jerk Tyler." He kisses her, caresses her. Eventually, they are making love. Forty minutes later, Lindsay is giggling because she loved it. The doctor asks: "Just curious, but… What did that Tyler do to you to make you cry?" Lindsay looks at him, tears up, and says: "He gave me a bad disease down my hoo-hoo." She points at her vagina, and doc says: "Oh SHIT!!"
Geoff had been seeing Bridgette for about a year now. He had also been seeing Heather for about three weeks now. Neither knew of the other. Geoff had invited Bridgette for dinner. He had to excuse himself to use the bathroom. After he came out, he saw Heather talking to Bridgette. His eyes widened. "No problems, just having a girl chat. I'll just wait till Heather leaves." Heather sits down. Both are giggling. "Okay, I'll just say that I got diarrhea." He then notices that Duncan is seated on the table next to his. He knew about Geoff and Heather. "Okay, he's cool, he'll keep his mouth shut…" Then, Duncan said something to Heather. Though she shakes her head casually, Bridgette's eyes widened. Bridgette says something. Heather retorts. Both girls come to a realization. The two girls send their angered gaze at the men's bathroom. And all Geoff could say was: "Oh SHIT!!"
Cody was on vacation in Puerto Rico. He turns to some tall guy with a mustache, and asks: "Excuse me, are there any cannibals on this Island?" The man, rather amused, retorts: "Naw, I ate the last one yesterday." Cody, now horrified, says "Oh SHIT!!"