How to piss off Sasuke
Tell him his brother is so much better than he is
Sing "The Emo song" till it gets stuck in his head
Arrest him for copying Lee's moves and calling them his
After every sentence he says, yell "YEAH RIGHT"
Tell Guy that Sasuke made Lee cry
Tell Sakura and Ino(separately) that Sasuke wants to see her at the training area
Laugh manically when Ino and Sakura hurt Sasuke for inviting the other
Tell Naruto that Sasuke is treating him to ramen
Tell Sasuke that Naruto wants to meet him for ramen
Laugh when Sauke kicks Naruto's ass for leaving him the bill